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    Let's create a City vs Country

    Let's start out with City boy be the first one talk about how awful the Country and how great the City life is.


    City Boy:




    Country Boy:



    Redneck Boy:


    Hillbilly Boy:


    Hick Boy:


    White Trash Boy:

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    City Boy:
    California love
    California knows how to party
    California knows how to party
    In the city of L.A
    In the city of good ol' Watts
    In the city, the city of Compton
    We keep it rockin', we keep it rockin'
    Now let me welcome everybody to the Wild Wild West
    A state that's untouchable like Eliot Ness
    The track hits your eardrum like a slug to your chest
    Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex
    We in that Sunshine State where the bomb-ass hemp be
    The state where you never find a dance floor empty
    And pimps be on a mission for them greens
    Lean mean money-making-machines servin' fiends
    I been in the game for 10 years makin' rap tunes
    Ever since honeys was wearin' Sassoon
    Now it's '95 and they clock me and watch me
    Diamonds shinin', lookin' like I robbed Liberace
    It's all good, from Diego to the Bay
    Your city is the bomb if your city makin' pay
    Throw up a finger if you feel the same way
    Dre puttin' it down for Californ-i-a
    California knows how to party
    California knows how to party (Yes, they do)
    In the city of L.A
    In the city of good ol' Watts
    In the city, the city of Compton
    We keep it rockin', we keep it rockin'
    Shake, shake it, baby
    Shake, shake it, shake it baby
    Shake, shake it, mama
    Shake it, Cali
    Shake, shake it, baby
    Shake, shake it
    Shake, shake it mama
    Shake it
    Out on bail, fresh out of jail, California dreamin'
    Soon as I step on the scene, I'm hearin' hoochies screamin'
    Fiendin' for money and alcohol, the life of a Westside player
    Where cowards die and the strong ball
    Only in Cali where we riot, not rally, to live and die
    In L.A. we wearin' Chucks, not Ballys (yeah, that's right)
    Dressed in Locs and Khaki suits, and ride is what we do
    Flossin' but have caution: we collide with other crews
    Famous because we program
    Worldwide, let them recognize from Long Beach to Rosecrans
    Bumpin' and grindin' like a slow jam
    It's Westside, so you know the Row won't bow down to no man
    Say what you say, but give me that bomb beat from Dre
    Let me serenade the streets of L.A
    From Oakland to Sac-town, the Bay Area and back down
    Cali is where they put their mack down; give me love!
    California knows how to party
    California knows how to party
    In the city of L.A
    In the city of good ol' Watts
    In the city, the city of Compton
    We keep it rockin', we keep it rockin'
    Shake, shake it, baby
    Shake, shake it
    Shake, shake it, mama
    Shake it, Cali
    Shake, shake it, baby
    Shake, shake it
    Shake, shake it mama
    Shake it, Cali
    Uh, yeah, uh, uh, Long Beach in the house
    Uh, yeah, Oaktown
    Oakland definitely in the house
    Frisco, Frisco
    And you know L.A. up in this
    Pasadena, where you at?
    Yeah, Inglewood
    Inglewood always up to no good
    Even Hollywood tryin' to get a piece, baby
    Sacramento, Sacramento where you at?
    Throw it up, y'all! Throw it up, throw it up!
    I can't see ya
    Let's show these fools how we do it on this Westside
    'Cause you and I know it's the best side
    Yeah, that's right
    West Coast, West Coast
    California love
    California love, yeah
    California knows how to party
    California knows how to party
    In the city of L.A
    In the city of good ol' Watts
    In the city, the city of Compton
    We keep 'em rockin', we keep 'em rockin'
    Just come on shake, shake it, baby
    Baby, baby, shake it mama, shake it mama, shake it mama
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    So uh, I moved your thread because it's not a review.

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    Now let's have the Country Boy react to the City Folk.

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    Country Boy:
    Oh, oh-oh
    Oh
    Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
    I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
    I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
    I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
    (Kio, Kio)

    I got the horses in the back
    Horse tack is attached
    Hat is matte black
    Got the boots that's black to match
    Ridin' on a horse, ha
    You can whip your Porsche
    I been in the valley
    You ain't been up off that porch, now

    Can't nobody tell me nothin'
    You can't tell me nothin'
    Can't nobody tell me nothin'
    You can't tell me nothin'

    Ridin' on a tractor
    Lean all in my bladder
    Cheated on my baby
    You can go and ask her
    My life is a movie
    Bull ridin' and boobies
    Cowboy hat from Gucci
    Wrangler on my booty

    Can't nobody tell me nothin'
    You can't tell me nothin'
    Can't nobody tell me nothin'
    You can't tell me nothin'

    Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
    I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
    I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
    I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

    Hat down, cross town, livin' like a rockstar
    Spent a lot of money on my brand new guitar
    Baby's got a habit: diamond rings and Fendi sports bras
    Ridin' down Rodeo in my Maserati sports car
    Got no stress, I've been through all that
    I'm like a Marlboro Man so I kick on back
    Wish I could roll on back to that old town road
    I wanna ride 'til I can't no more

    Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
    I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
    I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
    I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
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    I love me some country

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    Redneck Boy:
    You can tell the world you never was my girl
    You can burn my clothes up when I'm gone
    You can tell your friends just what a fool I've been
    And laugh and joke about me on the phone
    You can tell my arms go back to the farm
    You can tell my feet to hit the floor
    Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips
    They won't be reaching out for you no more
    But don't tell my heart
    My achy breaky heart
    I just don't think he'd understand
    And if you tell my heart
    My achy breaky heart
    He might blow up and kill this man
    You can tell your mom I moved to Arkansas
    You can tell your dog to bite my leg
    Or tell your brother Cliff whose fist can tell my lip
    He never really liked me anyway
    Or tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you please
    Myself already knows I'm not OK.
    Or you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind
    It might be walking out on me today
    But don't tell my heart
    My achy breaky heart
    I just don't think he'd understand
    And if you tell my heart
    My achy breaky heart
    He might blow up and kill this man
    Don't tell my heart
    My achy breaky heart
    I just don't think he'd understand
    And if you tell my heart
    My achy breaky heart
    He might blow up and kill this man
    Don't tell my heart
    My achy breaky heart
    I just don't think he'd understand
    And if you tell my heart
    My achy breaky heart
    He might blow up and kill this man
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    Hillbilly Boy:
    She grew up in the city in a little subdivision
    Her daddy wore a tie
    Mama never fried a chicken
    Ballet, straight A's, most likely to succeed
    They bought her a car after graduation
    Sent her down south for some higher education
    Put her on the fast track, to a law degree
    Now she's comin' home to visit
    Holdin' the hand
    Of a wild-eyed boy
    With a farmer's tan
    And she's ridin' in the middle of his pickup truck
    Blarin' Charlie Daniels, yellin', "Turn it up!"
    They raised her up a lady
    But there's one thing they couldn't avoid
    Ladies love country boys
    Yeah, you know mamas and daddies want better for their daughters
    Hope they'll settle down with a doctor or a lawyer
    In their uptown, ball gown, hand-me-down royalty
    They never understand
    Why their princess falls
    For some camouflage britches
    And a southern boy drawl
    Or why she's ridin' in the middle of a pickup truck
    Blarin' Hank Jr., yellin', "Turn it up!"
    They raised her up a lady
    But there's one thing they couldn't avoid
    Ladies love country boys
    You can train 'em
    You can try to teach 'em right from wrong
    But it's still gonna turn 'em on
    When they go ridin' in the middle of a pickup truck
    Blarin' Lynyrd Skynyrd, yellin', (Turn it up!)
    You can raise her up a lady
    But there's one thing you just can't avoid
    Ladies love country boys
    They love us country boys, yeah
    Oh, yeah, they can't stand it
    It's that country thing, you know
    Yeah, singin' na na
    All those pretty ladies
    I like the na na
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