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    Strain

    Character List:

    The Defenders:

    Don:
    Strain: ?????
    Description: ?????

    Tudor:
    Strain: Hardbody
    Description: Can harden his body to create a protective "shell" that nullifies attacks. He can also use his harder body combined with his impressive physical strength to amplify his physical attacks. While using his Strain, he is unable to run.

    Kurt:
    Strain: Mend
    Description: Is able to heal and repair objects that his hands come in contact with. If he remains in contact with his target while they are attacked, his healing will essentially null out the attack.

    Kubby:
    Strain: ?????
    Description: ?????

    Wumbo:

    Yami Kage:

    Sparts:
    Strain: Firestarter
    Description: As he swings his arms to attack, the air that his palms come in contact with compresses at a rapid rate, so fast that when his palms come in contact with anything after swinging them, the air ignites, creating a powerful, fiery explosion.

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    It was a fine autumn day in Kovah, the capitol city of ERBoH, a large kingdom ruled by the proud King Sambama. Civilization as a whole has remained mostly unchanged, except for one significant new evolution; the development of personalized abilities that were dubbed by King Sambama as Strains. These Strains developed suddenly out of nowhere in a slum town called Apex, where a vagabond named Sane, the proverbial patient zero, gained the ability of super strength. Using his newfound ability, he chose to defend those who could not defend themselves by fighting crime and vanquishing evil. Once the King gained word of this, he called Sane to Kovah to be knighted, and dubbed a Hero. The legend of Sane continued on for years, as he roamed the towns of ERBoH, taking down anyone who dared disrupt the peace, until one day.. the incident that would change the lives of everybody who lived in ERBoH. As Sane was patrolling the outskirts of Kovah, a shadowy organization attacked him. He fought valiantly, but was outnumbered and fatally wounded. With his last bit of energy, Sane reached to the sky and let out a battle cry, as a mist left his body and flowed up into the sky. Nobody seemed to understand how or why it happened, but as the mist fell onto the surrounding area, one-by-one as the days passed others began to awaken to Strains of their own, with about 25% of the population gaining an ability of their own. Those who developed a Strain were required to register with the King, and were assigned jobs that fit their Strain ability. As a show of thanks for his heroism and his part in Strains in general, King Sambama had a golden statue of Sane put up in Kovah, right in front of his castle, ensuring his legacy would never be forgotten. Back to that fine autumn day, though.

    "Thank you for meeting here today." King Sambama said to a man who knelt in front of him. "Don, please rise." he instructed, and as such Don obliged, standing proudly in front of his King. "You are the lead captain of ERBoH's Royal Guard, and as such are one of the men who I trust the most in this great kingdom. Today, I have summoned you with a very important mission, one that I would not trust onto any other. You are a very skilled fighter, and a talented leader, so I have no doubt that you will carry this out without fail." The King stood, and gestured to his right, where another member of the Royal Guard walked in, leading a young man into the room. "This is Wumbo. He is.." he glanced over at the man. "He is my son. I have kept his existence a secret for all of his life in order to protect him, and preserve him so that he may take up the throne when I inevitably pass on from this world. Unfortunately, his life is now in danger, as someone leaked word of his existence to Yami Kage." Sambama put his hand onto his forehead, and pushed his hair back. "Yami Kage? Your majesty I apologize for sounding rude, but aren't those guys just a myth?" Don asked. "No, Don. They are very real, I can assure you of that. It is not something we talk about ever since the incident with Sane, but believe me when I say that you should not take their existence lightly. After the attack, they went into hiding, and now have rogue Strain users of their own in their ranks. As such, I need you to escort Wumbo to Xdom, he'll be safe there. I have assigned you three allies to accompany you, they're waiting in the courtyard. Take Wumbo with you and introduce him to them, then take your leave. I will await your return." King Sambama instructed, as he sat on his throne.

    "Alright kid, let's go." Don ordered. "Dude, I'm not a kid, we're basically the same age." Wumbo barked back, as he followed Don. The two of them existed the castle and found themselves in the courtyard where, as Sambama said, three men were waiting patiently. "Hey guys. I'm sure you've been briefed on what's going down. This is Wumbo" Don said as he pointed at Wumbo, who lifted a hand to wave. The first of the three men marched of to Wumbo and introduced himself with a loud, manly yell. "I'm Tudor. They call me The Turtle. Can you guess why?" he yelled as he stood tall in front of Wumbo. "Uh.. because yo-" Wumbo started before Tudor grabbed his hand and forced it into a fist. "PUNCH ME." He ordered. "I really don't want to do that." Wumbo said shyly as he took a step back. "Good! I'd break your little hand with my Strain: Hardbody!" Tudor said as he let out a loud laugh. As he stood there, laughing to the sky, the second man walked by him and took Wumbo's hand, shaking it. "Nice to meet you. My name is Kurt. I'll keep you safe with my Strain; Mend. Just please be safe, regardless!" he said with a smile, before taking a step back. Wumbo leaned over and looked passed them both to glance at the third man who stood to the side with his arms crossed. "I'm Kubby. Unlike these two dolts, I'm not dumb enough to blindly yell out what my Strain is." he said, before yawning loudly. "And obviously, you know me now, so we can get moving" Don said as he walked towards the gate. "Wait, what's your Strain?" Wumbo asked Don. "You'll see.. or rather.. hopefully you won't have to see." Don said, turning back to the gate with a slight grimace.
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    The Defenders started off their journey without rest; they knew it would be a long one, so what point would their be in dragging their feet at the start. Their trek from Kovah to Xdom would take five days, not factoring in any detours, and they knew that the longer it took, the more likely they could be attacked. "We're going to have to head up North to start, before we head to the west. Our first stop is going to be Mandel, it's a small town up North with a few shops, so we can get some supplies before continuing North. If you need anything for the trip, that's the place to get it, alright Prince?" Don explained. "Don't call me Prince." Wumbo snapped back. "I just.. don't call me that. Wumbo is fine." he said quietly. "Alright, understood. Let's continue on." Don instructed as they continued their journey towards Mandel. Upon reaching the small town, they took a brief pause to stock up on supplies, before making their way towards the northern exit. There was a single path that led North, and they continued down it as it slowly led them into a heavily wooded area. Before too long, they heard someone approach from behind them.

    "Ah, Prince, nice to finally meet you!" a sharp voice called out from behind the group. "What the fu-" Wumbo said to himself, as they all turned around to see a man standing before them; He was average height, wearing a long, thick red robe that covered his body, with thick black gloves covering his hands. His face was spotted with soot, but that wasn't the most noticeable thing about him. No, that was his hair, which was long and spiky, going down to his waist, colored in a crimson red that faded off into a lighter orange near the tips. He began to unbutton his robe as he walked towards the group. "The names Sparts. My orders are to bring the Prince back with me, that's it. Unfortunately for the rest of you.. well.. my orders were a bit loose with what to do with you." He said as he dropped his robe to the ground, showing off a pair of black pants that were held up by suspenders on his bare torso, which was also spotted with soot. "So we can do this one of two ways; either you give me the Prince, and walk your asses back to Kovah with your tails between your legs..." he began taking off his gloves as he continued. "... or I will completely erase you from existence." he started cracking his neck and stretching his arms "I will turn you into stains on the pavement, and then I'll destroy that pavement, and then I'll destroy the ashes of that pavement. You will be nothing but secondhand dust in the wind when I'm done with you." he outstretched his hand as he finished. "So, how about you come with me now, Prince, and make this easier on everyone involved, yeah?"

    Wumbo looked at him, not sure of what to do, but before he could react, he felt something bump into his shoulder as it moved passed him. "All of you, stay back here, I can take him myself." Tudor said as he walked forward towards Sparts. "You talk big, pal, I'd like to see you try to do that to me!" he yelled as he beat his fist into his chest and yelled into the air, and began charging at Sparts. "So it'll be the hard way, huh? Fine, it'll be more fun for me!" Sparts yelled out and he raised his right arm and slammed it onto the ground, palm first. This caused a blast of fire to erupt from under his hand, blowing back Tudor as it caught him off guard. "Tudor!" Kurt yelled as he ran to his ally. "Are you alright?" he looked at Tudor and saw his arm was burned from the blast. "Let me take care of that, friend." Kurt placed his hands on Tudor's arm, causing a green glow to envelop his limb, and after just a couple seconds, the burn was healed completely. "Thank you my friend." Tudor said as he took to his feet once again. He charged at Sparts again, and just as last time, Sparts slammed his hand onto the ground, creating an explosion of fire. When the blast died down and the smoke cleared, he saw a figure; Tudor, standing strongly in place, with his Strain activated, unaffected by the blast. "Now that I know that you're all about fire and explosions, I've got this in the bag." he said as he walked towards Sparts. "Don't be so sure of yourself, idiot!" Sparts yelled, as he grabbed a log from the ground with one hand and slammed the other one onto it, causing it to ignite instantly. "Think fast!" he mocked as he threw it towards Tudor who was slowly marching towards Sparts. "You think that will stop me? HA! DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO I AM! I AM THE MAN KNOWN THROUGHOUT THIS LAND AS THE TURTLE! IT'LL TAKE A LOT MORE THAN A LOG TO TAKE ME DOWN!" he screamed out as he lifted his hardened arms and swatted the log out of the air, smashing it into small chunks of wood and embers from Sparts fire. "Idiot." Sparts said as his palm slammed into Tudor's chest, blasting him and sending him flying in a powerful explosion. "W-what happened?" Wumbo cried out, confused as he saw Tudor land hard onto the ground. "How did Sparts get in and hit him without him noticing?"

    "You didn't see it, huh? You really don't know shit about fighting, do you?" Kubby said dismissively. "The log was a distraction. He probably knew that it wouldn't do much against Tudor, but with it being a big target, and on fire, it's only natural for your eyes to gravitate onto it. While Tudor was looking at it and defending, Sparts dashed in for an attack." Kurt dashed over to Tudor and helped him to a knee, inspecting his body for damage, of which there was plenty. Even though Tudor had his Hardbody up still as a defensive measure, his chest was cracked open with smoke pouring out of it. "H-he got me good, h-huh doc?" Tudor struggled to even get those words out as he wheezed and gasped for air. "You can't let him hit you with his palms, Tudor. I don't know the specifics of his Strain, but from what I can tell, he's able to release an explosion from his palms when it makes contact with something." Kurt explained as he placed his hands on Tudor's chest, releasing his Mend energy through his body to heal him. "IDIOT!" Sparts yelled as he lunged at Tudor, who had his back towards him. Neither Kurt nor Tudor could react in time as Sparts slammed his palm onto Tudor's back, creating a powerful blast that launched Sparts backwards. Neither Kurt nor Tudor knew what had happened, but for whatever reason, the two of them remained unharmed by the powerful blast. Obstructed by the large smoke cloud that was left over from Sparts' attack, they began planning. "I don't know what happened.. but I'm perfectly fine. I didn't even feel his attack, at all, Kurt." Tudor said quietly. "Maybe my Strain had something to do with it, after all I was in the middle of healing you. I don't know for sure, but it's worth a shot. Here's what we'll do..." Kurt plotted. The smoke finally cleared, revealing Tudor, who was standing up, with Kurt behind him, one hand on his back. The two of them walked in unison towards Sparts, who charged at them and slammed Tudor with another powerful palm strike. Tudor was completely unharmed from the attack, and quickly grabbed Sparts arm before he could blast away to safety. He punched Sparts hard in the face with his free hand, and instantly raised his knee into Sparts ribs, smashing him a couple feet into the air. While Sparts was mid-air, Tudor pulled him in closer by the arm that he was still holding, and headbutted him while letting go of his arm, sending him flying.

    Sparts slammed onto the ground and bounced a few times, before rolling to a knee, his nose and mouth bleeding badly from Tudor's attacks. "Tch.. I can't afford to get in close anymore, huh? Guess I'll have to use that technique." As Tudor and Kurt slowly began marching towards Sparts, he stood firmly, and stretched both of his arms out. "I didn't want to have to do this, but you bastards have left me no choice. Die, INFERNO!" he screamed as he quickly brought his arms in and let out a powerful clap, creating a massive blast in front of him that engulfed Tudor and Kurt. "KURT, ARE YOU OKAY?" Tudor screamed out, unable to look behind him due to the blast. "Y-yeah, you're body is blocking the blast for me. It's just.. really.. hot." Kurt said weakly. The blast died down and Sparts was soon able to see that it had little to no effect on his foes. "N-NO. IMPOSSIBLE!" Sparts began to panic. "S-STAY BACK!" he screamed as he continued to repeat his attack, sending out Inferno after Inferno. "This guy's an idiot, he's so scared of me getting close to him that he's panicking. Let's finish this, Kurt, I have an idea!" Tudor instructed as they kept approaching Sparts, who did not move from his position, opting to stay on the attack. "STAY AWAY!" he screamed as he fired another Inferno off, and as the blast died down, he saw Tudor standing in front of him. "NO! DIE! GET AWAY!" he screamed in a panic as he fired off one last Inferno at Tudor. In his panic, he didn't realize that Tudor had grabbed him by the suspenders, and so when he fired off his Inferno, the blast was released right in front of him, reflected right off of Tudor's Hardbody, and with nowhere for for the blast or Sparts to go, he was engulfed by it. After the flames died down, Sparts weakly stood in place, completely dazed from the blast, his beautiful hair completely burned off of his now bald head. Tudor still had him in his arms, and called out to Kurt "He's finished, I've got it from here, fall back!" as he ran forward with Sparts in his hands. He charged forward with Sparts on his shoulder, and slammed him spine first onto a tree, before turning and jumping into the air, finishing Sparts off with a powerbomb onto the ground so powerful that it buried his upper half into the ground itself.

    The Defenders grouped back up and reassessed the situation due to their attacker. "We're going to need to get a move on, right now." Don said as they rushed down the northern path to their next stop. "Oh, Sparts. What are we gonna do with you?" A mysterious voice said as the figure it came from pulled him from the earth. "Boss isn't gonna be pleased when he hears about this. God, you look like shit with no hair." the figure said as they put Sparts' unconscious body on their shoulder and took off in the opposite direction.
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