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Thread: ERB #?? - Thanos vs J. Robert Oppenheimer Discussion

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    Thanos vs J. Robert Oppenheimer Discussion

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgff_AOYblM

    NicePeter as J. Robert Oppenheimer
    EpicLloyd as Thanos

    LYRICS:
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    I am inevitable, immeasurable, inexecrable, monstrous,
    with bars weighing on you harder than your haunting guilty conscious.
    I am Thanos, and I crush tracks like Tesseracts in my palm.
    You’re a pencil-pushing Terran who never learned to love his bomb.
    It seems you started off a chemist, and on your world you were a prodigy.
    Well, that makes sense, ‘cuz your rhymes are only hot periodically.
    Man, I burned the Avengers down to embers, sent half your planet to be slaughtered,
    and now I’m offing Oppenheimer like I did to my daughter!
    Got a fist of gold when I’m rapping! Six Infinity Gems when I’m packing.
    Stick your tiny nuclear dick back into your pants, Dr. Manhattan.
    Hydron smashing all your atoms, best not Collide with me when I’m rapping.
    ‘Cuz you break and bleed so easy, I think I’ll call you Oppen-hymen.
    It’s impossible to top me, Oppie! You just don’t have the stones!
    Apparently, the only thing you’re good at wrecking is a home!
    ‘Cuz you slept with your friend’s wife, right there in your friend’s bed,
    then got another married girl pregnant. You should have gone for the head.

    Listening to you took everything I have left.
    After your raps, I have become deaf.
    You need an Iron, Man, for that wrinkly-ass skin,
    and that butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt chin! (Here we go now!)
    (fast) Where’s your rhythm? I thought you had the Time Stone.
    Your punchlines sound like they came from RhymeZone.
    You might be something in the MCU,
    but between us, who’s the worst emcee? You!
    Your dialogue’s got too many breaks in the syllables.
    You talk so slow, Drax thinks you’re invisible.
    I cause chain reactions when I’m lyrical,
    ‘cuz I’ve got that fission material!
    (normal) You were born to Eternals... but came out looking so scary,
    that your own mother... tried to make you a temporary.
    Meanwhile, I’ve mastered the atom more than any man alive.
    Now I’m here to split you like two and three from five! (Agh...)
    I’m a peaceful man... but I do what I must.
    You got an evil plan, Thanos, and it left you in the dust.
    It must leave you enraged... when you compare our talents.
    Because in this battle, there is no balance!

    For a communist pariah, you come off as awfully cocky.
    But I’ll make you bend the knee in round two like Nagasaki!
    I’m the box office topper, the Marvel showstopper.
    Got my name on this win like it’s the Thanoscopter!
    You just got no answer, from Fortnite’s dopest dancer.
    I will Loki choke you out like my name was throat cancer!

    (fast) You wanna talk about Death?
    How about the one that looked at you and swiped left?
    I’m the destroyer of worlds.
    You got your nuts handed to you by a Squirrel Girl!
    (normal) We’re in the Endgame now, Tinky Winkie.
    I’ll finish this like Ant-Man: all up in your stinky!
    Anyone who believes that “Thanos did nothing wrong” crap,
    has obviously never heard you rap! Oh snap.
    Last edited by BKTurner47; 1 Day Ago at 02:21 AM. Reason: The battle came out

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    I guess I'm fine with it...I wasn't exactly waiting for either of these characters, but at the same time I'm not against them for this series either...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mashit View Post
    I guess I'm fine with it...I wasn't exactly waiting for either of these characters, but at the same time I'm not against them for this series either...
    Yeah, I kind of feel the same way too. In my opinion, Thanos lost most of his pop-culture relevance soon after "Endgame", and ERB should have capitalized on it then. But, oh well, we just have to wait and see...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BKTurner47 View Post
    During the last Behind the Scenes installment for ERB, we got to catch a glimpse of THIS:

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    Any particular thoughts on this match-up? Discuss!
    Are we certain that says "Thanos"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by natlee75 View Post
    Are we certain that says "Thanos"?
    Although the writing's a little blurry, I'm assuming the whiteboard says "Thanos" since NicePeter has confirmed in the past that he will be in a battle, as seen in the pic attached:
    NicePeter on Thanos.png

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    So yeah I just watched the video to the last ERB and I noticed a certain image coming up at the end, not sure if it counts as a spoiler but yeah looks like this battle is officially happening.
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    looks like the famous "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" quote is going to be referenced. I mean obviously they were going to mention that but its so cool how they are going the extra mile and doing a direct visual reference to the iconic TV broadcast

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    If Thanos doesn't say Ok boomer i'll riot

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    ERB2 released the official audio, video comes out next week:

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    "Wanna talk about death? How about the one that looked at you and swiped left"

    Talks about burns. That's gonna take more than a drop of blood.


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