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    Grubberg and Poles Present:

    GRUBBERG AND POLES PRESENT
    TUPAC
    VERSUS
    BACHHHHHHHHHHH
    BEGIN!

    Bach:
    You might be a rapper but I知 better
    You were killed in a driveby shooting
    I知 a better composer than Beethoven
    But I will admit his cock is fully loaded
    I gotta say I like Biggie more than Tupac
    It痴 time for your next verse then I値l be Bach

    Tupac:
    Oh! You might've been the big in Germany.
    That means your bow is tiny.
    You look the white version of Donald Trump with double chins.
    I'll leave you like a Orphan.
    This time your brother can't save you.
    I have all the Two-Pac
    Cause I got both East Coast to West Coast saying my name.
    Your name is lame.

    Bach:
    Tupac you know I am the greatest MC
    And I'll reiterate I prefer The Notorious B.I.G.
    I died from complications after eye surgery
    When you died it was September 13
    Tupac I got a six pack
    Don't make me pull out my gat

    Tupac:
    You are more ugly Germany version of Quasimodo.
    If we were birds. I would be the Vulture and you'll been Dodo.
    I'm the master of the Rap.
    I'm in the major league.
    While you are in B minor.
    You had 13 childern but five of them died.
    They died cause how awful father you are.

    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT?
    WHO KNOWS

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    so Beautiful brought a tear to my eye
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    Poles and Grubberg Present: Sting vs Sting

    Poles and Grubberg Present: Sting The Musician vs Sting The Wrestler :

    Sting the Musician:


    Every breath you take
    I値l be beatin your ass
    It was a mistake
    Challenging me to a match
    I was in the Police and now I値l arrest you
    Because your raps are so bad they should be illegal


    Sting the Wrestler:


    I'm more hardcore than you ever be.
    The only thing hardcore you ever done was won't pass your inheritance to your kids.
    You won the award of being the awful father of the Year!
    You can't arrest me cause you'll be mark on my Black Baseball Bat.
    It isn't made of wood.


    Sting the Musician:


    I Sting like a bee
    I知 the greatest MC
    You wear face paint to hide that you ugly as fuck
    You池e the man they call Sting well so am I
    I値l reverse your scorpion death drop into an RKO
    And our fans can watch it live on Nitro


    Sting the Wrestler:
    You'll just a jobber in my world.
    You just a Double J wannabe.
    I'll sign your death petition by the Scorpion Death-lock.
    I'm in two Hall of Fames.
    While you are in the Hall of Lames.
    In a flash I'll take you out with my Stinger's Splash.

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    Well, I can say that as far as fanmade battles go, this was certainly the most recent one that I've read.
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    George Lucas:
    I'm going first so
    I guess George shot first
    Who the fuck is Masahi Kishimoto

    C-3PO:
    He made Naruto

    George Lucas:
    Oh okay
    You're like Gunnut because you're a big dumb bitch
    Meanwhile I am George Lucas

    Masahi Kishimoto:
    Oh. It's only a copy-cat of Samurai and cowboy tropes.
    While I'm the best in the Anime.
    Your stories are just rehash stories.
    Kinda like Disney Movies.
    You got screw by a Mouse.
    Least we can draw the style we want.
    Like your Social Justice Whiners over at Marvel.

    George Lucas:
    You call me a rip off?
    I'm gonna rip off your Naru-toe
    You Sas-suck
    Suck my ball Sack-ura
    Even Han Solo is a better rapper
    than YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUU


    Masahi Kishimoto:
    Oh I heard that the Han Solo movie had bombed.
    Just like your deal with Kathy Kennedy.
    After this battle you would be like your original characters DEAD!

    George Lucas:
    Call me George of the Jungle
    Cuz I'm ready to rumble
    Luke Skywalker spit some bars

    Luke Skywalker:
    I'm about to strike back like the empire
    You better Naruto Run away
    Cuz you're gay
    Naruto is actually a copy cat of Dragonballs and Star Wars
    So suck my dragon balls


    Masahi Kishimoto:
    Mr. Incest, Whose next your mother?
    What about your father?
    Unlike are the stormtroopers. I won't miss.
    To me you are the worse than the Prequels!
    Itachi do your thing.

    Itachi Uchiha:

    After this battle. It'll be a Star Wars Massacre.
    The order 66 can't compare to the Uchiha Massacre.
    You couldn't handle the Uchiha's sharingans.
    I'll take care of you like Naruto and my foolish brother took down the Red Dawn.
    I'm your black dusk!
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    This is great.

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    Let me guess, the battle resumes with, "...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUU!"

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    George Lucas is one of the few rappers Eminem is too afraid to diss

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