Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 12

Thread: Vlad The Impaler vs Count Dracula

  1. #1

    Vlad The Impaler vs Count Dracula

    Last edited by Samos; 3 Weeks Ago at 10:23 AM.

  2. #2
    I like it. have a feeling some people wont like it because its slower, but I like it... makes it unique and more spooky
    the character voices are so amazing too

    I love the lines but I'm a little sad theres no castlevania reference

  3. #3
    Samos's Avatar Super Moderator
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Location
    Maryland, United States
    Posts
    7,164
    Blog Entries
    32
    [I also like the slowness. It sounds different, especially after the last one.

    Definitely funnier than I was expecting. I do think they could have gone more in on Vlad’s fucked up tactics but for what it is I think it’s cool. Looking forward to the visuals]

    If you want me to review something of yours, click me.
    Spoiler: 


    We're all humans, we all make mistakes, but try to always keep the site rules in mind..

    Things on here I found funny:
    Spoiler: 
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    SENT
    lies
    i never lie
    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

  4. #4
    The official music video has an NES Castlevania reference in the outro but the lyrics themselves contain no Castlevania references
    Last edited by coolperson1389; 3 Weeks Ago at 04:54 PM.

  5. #5
    Spoiler: 
    Did you shapeshifter those punchlines? Cause they mist.
    Your skill’s are like your reflection, it doesn’t exist


    Those lines are up there with Thor’s:
    “I’m alpha dog dominant you can’t beat me, I will drop you like Greece’s GDP
    Send you deeper underground than the depths of your Hades, now make like your daddy and swallow my babies”
    As one of my favorite lines of any rap battle.

  6. #6
    Wanted vlad for ages and now he is here.

    Battle was good despite the slow pace.


    Just need elizabeth bathory now

  7. #7
    hmmmm... visuals are pretty disappointing for this one. I was hoping for actual locations, like a field of impaled skeletons and a spooky gothic castle

    upon further listens I wish Drac had some more disses against Vlad, he mostly talks about himself which makes his verses weaker overall imo

    also, I really wish those scrapped lines from the behind the scenes made it in, especially the castlevania and count dooku ones. they could have fit them in by giving each character three verses, theyve done it before, and it definitely would have strengthened this battle overall

    probably my least favourite this season, but still a good fun battle

  8. #8
    Umbreon's Avatar 2016 Gamer of the Year
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    Planet Earth
    Posts
    3,513
    Blog Entries
    124
    Dracula might be one of the worst rappers in the entire series, holy shit. First off, he has so many lines that are just Lector's lines slightly changed:

    "But the thought of your putrid flesh makes me wanna shiver / cuz your british body's covered in more piss than kitty litter"
    "But the thought of biting you makes me get nauseous / Cuz you dont seem the type who's keen on neck washes"

    "Barney take me back to solitary confinement / cuz this little lillie lamb has just been silenced"
    "Renfeild, call a doctor: Not Seward / Cuz Vlad the Impaler has just been skewered"

    "You've got less taste than an Anne Rice cake!"
    "You're as tasteless as a bowl of Kashi"

    In addition, he barely dissed Vlad at all and barely even mentioned him.

    Yeah this is one of those battles where one side is garbage and the other side is pretty good. Vlad is 99% pretty good, but not amazing or anything.
    Spoiler: 

    If you wanna put me in a fic or something, you may! Just let me know so I can read it when it comes out

    Hi, im Chris! I also go by Umbreon, Jira, Jirachi, and Mimikyu :3

    Latest ERBOF - Gunnut vs Lawl
    Latest Album Review - Rock Sound Presents: The Black Parade
    Latest Game Review - Pokemon Sun: Final Thoughts

    Stuff im a part of:

    Erbof!


    Reviews!



  9. #9
    I hate to say it, Umbreon, but I might have to agree with you! And it's a real pity, because I've been waiting for Dracula since Season One!

  10. #10
    Umbreon's Avatar 2016 Gamer of the Year
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    Planet Earth
    Posts
    3,513
    Blog Entries
    124
    The worst thing about Dracula's verse is it genuinely feels like they were lines from a cut Dracula battle. Like...here's every real diss he makes:

    Does this mic still work after that bla blah blah
    Rear-spearing princeling
    You've got as much taste as an Anne Rice cake
    Your rhymes are empty like I leave vascular systems
    The though of biting you makes me get nauseous, you don't look like the type that's keen on neck washes
    Wow, I did not know that you could read
    You're losing so bad you should join Team Jacob
    Vlad the Impaler has just been skewered

    Outside of the the last one and Rear-Spearing Princeling, none of these are Vlad specific. If i just showed you Drac's verses with those 2 lines cut, i can bet that you would not be able to guess his opponent. I realize the neck wash line is a reference to decapitation, but i doubt you'd pick up on it if you didnt know the opponent. It could be anyone. In comparison, most of the other battles are more specific. Most of the disses in Jacques vs Irwin were specific. If i showed you Jacques' verses you would easily be able to guess his opponent is Irwin. If i showed you Wolverine's verses, you would probably be able to tell its against Freddy. If I showed you even Enstein's or Columbus' verses you would be able to guess their opponents , even if we cut out every line specifically saying their names.
    Spoiler: 

    If you wanna put me in a fic or something, you may! Just let me know so I can read it when it comes out

    Hi, im Chris! I also go by Umbreon, Jira, Jirachi, and Mimikyu :3

    Latest ERBOF - Gunnut vs Lawl
    Latest Album Review - Rock Sound Presents: The Black Parade
    Latest Game Review - Pokemon Sun: Final Thoughts

    Stuff im a part of:

    Erbof!


    Reviews!



Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •