Spartica4Real's FMRB

[Spars]

no you got tebow right.

[The Godfather]

no you got tebow right.

Oh. *Awkward*

[Spars]

look in my sig!

[Spars]

look in my sig!

[ArianaTayFan122]

[spoiler:51nur8xj]Ash Ketchum vs. Charles Darwin!!!!!
BEGIN!

Ash:
I'm Ash Ketchum,master of the pokemon world.
Who are you? A punk** who could never get a girl!
Discovered Evolution? Pa-Lease!
There were 4 guys before you who did it with ease.
I'll defeat you with my special attacks!
To win you have to use cheats or hacks.
This is intense! Let me turn my hat around!
I'll put your ugly a** into the ground!
Flamethrower! My words they burn.
Old geezer,now it's your turn.

CD:
I discovered evolution b**ch!
All I had to do was look at a finch!
You think you can win? Your only a kid!
Year after year, your always 10!
Your voice still cracks I get.
Your Pokeballs must not have dropped yet!
Traveled with 3 girls, are you gay?
Never got a single one laid!
You can never win!
You defeating me is a Seven Sin.

Ash:
Blah,Blah,Blah you think your cool?
I choose you Pikachu!

P:
I call my boy Charizard on you!
Thunderbolts,worse than Kung-Fu!
I'm the best of all,
I don't need to evolve.

CD:
Thunderbolt,only hurt for a sec.
I'll defeat you with my YuGi-Oh deck.
Your boy? So?
Couldn't defeat me on your own?
I'll defeat you, I'm the best!
Your no different than the rest!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE![/spoiler:51nur8xj]

Let me know how I did guys. It's my first ever. Open to rap suggestions.

ash won with "I'm Ash Ketchum,master of the pokemon world.
Who are you? A punk** who could never get a girl!
Discovered Evolution? Pa-Lease!
There were 4 guys before you who did it with ease"

also could you do bruno mars vs freddie murcury because they have something to do with music and their last names are planets

[Spars]

She also says gators' cant brush their teeth!/So you must be one,because your breath it really stinks. New Hint. And welcome and sure @coolguy

[Moonjik]

Ash won, it was far better than my sorry attempt.

[Spars]

I beg to differ,GoB

[Spars]

FMRB #7

[spoiler:qsbcike0]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
TIM TEBOW...........VS.........THE WATERBOY BOBBY BOUCHER

Tebow:

You sit on the sidelines your obviously not good enough
To win you have to get angry and I think you really suck
Take some time,sit down,and Tebow a lil' bit
Only for 5 seconds,so it is as little as your dick
You know your a hasbeen when you lose your hot girlfriend
For being a drunk,and making her turn lesbian!
You got kicked out the league for being arrested too many times
Your wife was being my whore for just pennies and dimes
I almost made the superbowl in my first year!
Come on Waterboy! Get your ass in Gear!

Boucher:

You can do it allll nightttt longgggg,if we are talking about sucking
I saw the way you and your hippie boyfriend were fucking
And my momma says football's the devil
So why dont you go Tebow in a church you rebel?
She also says alligator's cant brush their teeth
So you must be a 'gator,because your breath,it,really stinks
You got kicked out the Broncos for Peyton Manning,no surprise
Because you will never be as good as The Waterboy,no lies!
I'd like to see you Tebow in a game against me
Because then your pussy will be hurting you see!

Tebow:

Who has a pussy? Must be talking about yourself.
Your a poor little wannabe white boy jealous of my wealth
I'll hit you with my helmet,and kick you down the field
Your all weak and flimsy,and I have a muscle build!

Boucher:

AHHHHHH! Now your fucked
You know why? Because you just ran out of luck
I imagine you as smeone I hate
Then murder you and your death is really late


WHO WON...........WHO'S NEXT...........YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler:qsbcike0]

[YellowNerd]

2/10 would not read again.

tebow won