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  • Believe me, my hype for this battle is YUUUGE!

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  • Yet another tedious election battle? Well, Bye-den!

    2 40.00%
  • I'm currently undecided

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Thread: Donald Trump vs Joe Biden Discussion

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    BKTurner47's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
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    Donald Trump vs Joe Biden Discussion

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkGK7bitav0

    NicePeter as Joseph R. Biden
    EpicLloyd as Donald J. Trump

    LYRICS:
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    It's the DJT, getting it on.
    The Teflon Don on the White House lawn.
    Against wimps like you, Iíll win a third term.
    Your campaignís like your family Ė crash and burn!
    You think looting and violence will keep the MAGA movement quiet?
    Hah! Resist me? Thatís a riot.
    Why donít you step behind the gym, Iíll be standing by.
    Letís see how tough you are against the Forty-Five! (Uh!)
    Iíll shoot a hole through your whole party,
    bigger than the one I blew through Qasem Soleimani. (Ugh!)
    Then I go and bone on Melania. (Ugh!)
    Iím gonna smash you Joe, like China!
    I've got all the best cognition, with all the top grammar.
    Iím not a little girlís shoulders, so you canít touch this, MC Stammer!
    You're a disaster inciting hysteria.
    You say Iím selling hate in America, youíre selling hating America!
    Like with Hillary, the people arenít swayed.
    Youíre just Barackís shadow, and I donít really like the shade...

    The pain of losing loved ones is something I have seen,
    so I know how you must have felt when they killed Jeffrey Epstein! (Ooh!)
    Rap lyrics just ainít for you!
    You should stick to love letters for Kim Jong-un.
    Youíre a wrestling heel, nothing about you is real.
    Bitch, you didnít even really write ďThe Art of the DealĒ.
    But you... tapped into the rage of red Mad Hatters.
    Well, let me tell you, Trump: All lies matter! (Ugh!)
    I donít wanna defund no police! I picked a DA for my VP.
    Iím not a communist, Iím not a socialist; Iím just an old-ass man with some decency! (WRONG!)
    No matter what you try to say, global warming ainít cancelled.
    You pulled out of Paris, shouldíve pulled out of Stormy Daniels!
    I ainít sleepy, Iím tiredĖ
    of you, Donald Trump Ė youíre fired!

    The only thing getting fired on my watch is tear gas from law enforcement.
    Iíll keep America great, youíll unleash Antifa and keep America like Portland! (Sad!)
    Ainít nothing gonna beat me!
    No person, woman, man, camera, TV.
    Meh! They impeached me.
    I still walked out of DC looking peachy!
    You got the sloppy, Joe, but no beef.
    The only white privilege I see are those teeth.
    Maybe teach your son a thing or two about life,
    like thereís no hunting season for your dead brotherís wife!
    You and your masks and your Knight Rider shades,
    are getting revoked like youíre Roe vs. Wade.
    Thereís no blue wave Ė forget it, not coming!
    Itís like I tell criminals, Joe: Stop running!

    Was Breonna Taylor running, hmmm? You dog-whistling fool.
    I think your daddy would finally be proud of you: He was a racist asshole too!
    [Что ты сделал? Whatís this malarkey? Ох ебать!]
    Keep at it and youíll land up in jail, Hoss.
    Iíll take you down like Iím you and youíre a mailbox!
    From all your wives to the SATs,
    everything you ever did, you just had to cheat!
    ĎCuz youíre too insecure to even look like a loser.
    Youíre the worst damn Republican since Herbert Hoover.
    But you scooped up a sycophantic homophobe Hoosier,
    and became the Constitutionís domestic abuser!
    Two-hundred thousand deaths lying at your door,
    and you think theyíre suckers like McCain and the Marine Corps.
    Sometimes, I canít tell for which side youíre rooting.
    When we go high, you go down on Putin! (Ugh!)
    Truth is, youíre scared to lose.
    You got nothing in the banks except IOUís!
    Y-y-y-y-you whine about ballots like a bitch,
    but the only thing thatís rigged is taxes for the rich! (Look!)
    Youíre a freeloader, change your name to Tramp.
    My campaignís ramping up, you canít get down a ramp!
    Iím pulling away faster than your wifeís hand.
    For the love of democracy, will you shut up, man?
    Last edited by BKTurner47; 4 Weeks Ago at 07:54 PM. Reason: The actual video came out

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    Quote Originally Posted by SololyOG67 View Post
    [And so I've heard. I have updated the OP with the audio link, the beat link and the lyrics.]

    [Also, do you have any idea how to edit a poll? I can't do it for some reason even though I set it up. Are moderators the only ones allowed to edit and change polls? The official ERB Instagram page is saying that this battle will be out by Saturday or Sunday, and I would like to have an actual "Who Won?" poll for it, even if this site is nowadays mostly populated by necrobumping spambots and (quite literally / ironically) Russian spambots.]

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    Nope no clue how to edit the poll. I logged in and there doesn't seem to be a way to edit the poll from my point of view. So I guess only the moderators are supposed to edit it.

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    Out of all the colors you used blue :P

    but either way this was a nice battle


    i hope biden wins

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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd View Post
    Out of all the colors you used blue :P
    Eh, what can I say? I've been color-coding ERB lyrics for as long as I can remember [don't look at me like that] and I've been using blue to represent Trump ever since he first appeared all the way back in December 2013 against Ebenezer Scrooge, and that color just kind of stuck, you know?

    But I do agree with you that this was a nice battle and that it turned out better than I expected it would. Hell, I can't even consider this one "biased" when Trump had some of the most brutal burns in the entire series, i.e. "Your campaign's like your family – crash and burn!" and "Maybe teach your son a thing or two about life, / like there's no hunting season for your dead brother's wife!".

    Biden still won the battle though.

    Oh, and I guess for making things easier in the interim (until a moderator changes / edits the poll), you can click on the "YUUUGE!" button in the poll if you thought Trump won, and the "Bye-den" button if you thought Biden won. Or if you want, you could chose the "I'm undecided" button if you thought this one was a tie or if you thought neither of them won and the battle was terrible.
    Last edited by BKTurner47; 4 Weeks Ago at 07:58 PM. Reason: Added another comment / idea

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    didnt really like Pete as Biden at first, but after a few rewatches its really grown on me. the voice isnt exactly right but he really nails Bidens mannerisms, especially that crooked smile he does after the Epstein line

    overall I liked this a lot, lots of great funny lines, MC Stammer and the Epstein line were my favorites

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justinian I View Post
    didnt really like Pete as Biden at first, but after a few rewatches its really grown on me. the voice isnt exactly right but he really nails Bidens mannerisms, especially that crooked smile he does after the Epstein line
    Yeah, I got that sense too. Peter's Biden impression is around one-or-two octaves higher than Biden's actual voice. But, still a pretty good battle after watching it a few times.

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    Whil eI wasn't too thrilled about there being another election battle, I was surprised by how it was done with a more serious vibe than the other ones before it. Maybe 2020 took out all of us, i loved how both were portrayed Lloyd's Trump was excellent as always and just seemed to get better with time and Peter as Biden could've used some vocal work but i loved it all the same.
    Seraph away

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    As someone whose not from the us, i couldnt give two shits about these presidential battles

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