
Originally Posted by
sylvanscar477
Freddy Krueger vs Samora (from the RING)
FREDDY - Im the man of yer dreams, I keep ya on yer Toes.
I aint got time fer these Jap-n freaking Ho's!
I slice little girls up, ya don't scare me,
It's PRIME TIME b***h! So get back on your T! V!
I got my homies Micheal, Jason, and Chucky too,
backing me from the american horror crew.
We'll stomp all over your Ju-on and Ring - U,
While George Romero watches me FINGER BLADE YOU!!
Samora - As I rise from my grave and outta my Well,
I see a burnt dirty old man, and say What the hell?
It took a thousand Mutha F****rs to make your sorry ass,
I can't believe I wasted my scare on your second rate class!
You're OLD news, burnt up! And your 80's jokes corny.
Ya run around killing teens and all you get is horny?
I'll get my girl from Ju-on and who ever I raise!
You're toooo dumb to understand, So I'll give you only SEVEN DAYS!
- I'm sure ERBH will come with better ryhmes, but just showing the possibilities are endless and a lot of fun. I Don't want no credit for this work. I just wish to see it done. Have Fun!