Dis RapZ

[SuperRapz]

[spoiler:3r02vuwm]*SR's Skype goes off, and he answers*

SR: Oh! Hi There, Kurt!

Kurt: Hey, mason.... Listen, do you remember Patrick?

SR: Er.... Sadly, yes.

Kurt: I need you to Dis rap him. Please do it.

SR: Of Course, Kurt. Of course...[/spoiler:3r02vuwm]

[spoiler:3r02vuwm]Patrick, The Most Drunken Little Man I Know!
Haven't Heard of You Since Century And co.
Well, Now That I'm Off To A Nice Start,
I'll Tell ya that I Just Want To Rip Up Your heart!
You talk in ALL CAPS, and Have A Temper That I can see,
When it comes to scale of awesomeness, your noting but a flea!
I'll Rip Out All Your guts, and feed them to Dragon, sucka,
Just go Fuck A Cactus, You Stupid Ass Mothafucka!
You Call yourself Phoenix, I think I'll Call you A Hummingbird.
I Say This Is Child's Play, But The Others Call It Mur-
der. Whats Wrong? Can't Make An Account For Yourself?
You Have No Wealth, I Leave You I Unstable Health!
Your As Hotheaded As Ron Jeremy; if you know what I mean,
You Could Sit Your Ass Down, Cause im winning, like Charlie Sheen!
Have You No Shame? You Think This Shits A Game? Your Lame,
I'm Rising Into Fame, I'll Cook You up On An Open Flame,
I Can't be Tamed, Im Kicking you so hard; And you dont even know my name!
Your Getting Maimed, Flamed, Your Gonna Wish You Never Came
to this Forum! This Is The Day that I overcame A Man w/out a dame!
I'll Snipe Your Ass Out With Precise Aim, You Better back off Because This Games
OVER![/spoiler:3r02vuwm]

[Faker]

Nice! Can you help me with a problem?

Her name is Sydney Ohlin. She has huge eyes, and I mean huge. She's fat, as pale as a ghost, her hair always gets caught in my food, (We're forced to sit at certain places for lunch.) She cries everyday because when she bullies someone, someone says something back. She makes rude comments on every idea given, and she's an allaround jerk! She's 17, but she has to take a "Special" math class. She literally had to do odd and even numbers. She has a dog named Kiki, and every time she mentions the dog her voice gets annoyingly high pitched. The worse thing she's done? Scare a little kid and laugh. Please destroy her!

[SuperRapz]

Nice! Can you help me with a problem?

Her name is Sydney Ohlin. She has huge eyes, and I mean huge. She's fat, as pale as a ghost, her hair always gets caught in my food, (We're forced to sit at certain places for lunch.) She cries everyday because when she bullies someone, someone says something back. She makes rude comments on every idea given, and she's an allaround jerk! She's 17, but she has to take a "Special" math class. She literally had to do odd and even numbers. She has a dog named Kiki, and every time she mentions the dog her voice gets annoyingly high pitched. The worse thing she's done? Scare a little kid and laugh. Please destroy her!

oh man. IM SORRY EVERYONE, THIS IS GOING AT THE TOP OF MY LIST.

[YellowNerd]

[spoiler:ig50q034]*SR's Skype goes off, and he answers*

SR: Oh! Hi There, Kurt!

Kurt: Hey, mason.... Listen, do you remember Patrick?

SR: Er.... Sadly, yes.

Kurt: I need you to Dis rap him. Please do it.

SR: Of Course, Kurt. Of course...[/spoiler:ig50q034]

[spoiler:ig50q034]Patrick, The Most Drunken Little Man I Know!
Haven't Heard of You Since Century And co.
Well, Now That I'm Off To A Nice Start,
I'll Tell ya that I Just Want To Rip Up Your heart!
You talk in ALL CAPS, and Have A Temper That I can see,
When it comes to scale of awesomeness, your noting but a flea!
I'll Rip Out All Your guts, and feed them to Dragon, sucka,
Just go f**k A Cactus, You Stupid Ass Mothafucka!
You Call yourself Phoenix, I think I'll Call you A Hummingbird.
I Say This Is Child's Play, But The Others Call It Mur-
der. Whats Wrong? Can't Make An Account For Yourself?
You Have No Wealth, I Leave You I Unstable Health!
Your As Hotheaded As Ron Jeremy; if you know what I mean,
You Could Sit Your Ass Down, Cause im winning, like Charlie Sheen!
Have You No Shame? You Think This Shits A Game? Your Lame,
I'm Rising Into Fame, I'll Cook You up On An Open Flame,
I Can't be Tamed, Im Kicking you so hard; And you dont even know my name!
Your Getting Maimed, Flamed, Your Gonna Wish You Never Came
to this Forum! This Is The Day that I overcame A Man w/out a dame!
I'll Snipe Your Ass Out With Precise Aim, You Better back off Because This Games
OVER![/spoiler:ig50q034]

Awe-fucking-some

[Spars]

I stick to my request of opposite day diss.

Your so pretty=Your so ugly

[The Godfather]

SuperRapz

[YellowNerd]

Dis rap HAL9000

[Beat]

Lol. Yes. You know what's funny? In the newest ERBoH (spoiler for those who havn't seen it!) Noone raps against HAL9000, as he is on noone's side. So he hasn't been rapped against yet, at all. That will work. xP

[Uprising]

You should dis rap me. I just wanna see how it would go, just as a reference point.

[SuperRapz]

I wanna continue this. All current projects are shut, so please people, request a dis!