Epic Rap Battles of Fanstory

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DJ TIETSO VS JEFF SUTPHEN!

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DJ Tietso
I'm one of the worlds best DJ's, you're a host without taste!
Figure THIS out you fool! How's your little show gonna beat me?
I'm a disc JOCK! You're a mentally insane nerd!
Tell that to Viacom and get fired, you turd!
Let me tell you a story from one of my absolutely true books!
IT DOESNT TAKE SHERLOCK HOLMES TO KNOW THAT YOU SUCK!
I bet the only reason why you hosted Figure It Out is to kill those little boys!
Let me call the cops on this sick criminal. You arrogant jerk without joy!

Jeff Sutphen
Hey Tietso, dumb enemy, you're nothing but a ripoff of that Skrillex!
WUB WUB WUB up your butt! You couldn't be seen on iTunes or Netflix.
You need a lesson here, son, IM ABOUT TO GIVE YOU A BRAIN SURGE!
I rock everywhere, you only throw down assholes and be a nerd.
Sudden death territory here! How about I kill you myself?
I'm about to send this crazy man way back down the rapping well!
I'm a better host than Tom Bergeron and those Splatalot hosts COMBINED!
I bet your whole entire life was a god forsaken lie!

DJ Tietso
A lie? I'm one of the worlds greatest DJ's and you know it!
You're just a crazy ass host, we don't even need to show it!
I'll plank you like KnowYourMeme and use it for the test!
You've had enough trouble already, you mental sicko! Go deny yourself in the past!

Jeff Sutphen
Take a look at yourself in the mirror, we may look alike, but I'm 10x cooler!
While you're down in the dumps, I'm rich and playing pool!
I'll flush you down the toilet along with your albums.
The results will be so intense that you'll start needing glasses.

DJ Tietso
Needing glasses? You should be up behind bars.
You rob so many places often, I BET THATS HOW YOU GOT YOUR CAR!

Jeff Sutphen
At least robbing a car dealership's better than not being able to drive at all!
But is this a car lesson? NO! The boredom company called, they want you small!

DJ Tietso
I'm going on tons of tours, while you're too busy figuring life out.
Philosoraptor says he hates you, you're a fat, dumb old cow!

Jeff Sutphen
Celebrity Brain-Surging time! You're down in the conditioner!
All the judges here would vote for me in less than a minute.

DJ Tietso
Maybe after a second, they'll all be voting for me, because I rule!
You're geeky and out of style, I'm so cool!

Jeff Sutphen
You must have quite high self esteem, because in real life, YOURE WORTHLESS!
Like those other beat men, I bet you got a blender and made real dumbness!

DJ Tietso
You will never ever have fame ever again after your show ends.
Winning to a multi-award winner? That doesn't even depend!

Jeff Sutphen
Depends that I'll win against this old bear, that can't even rap.
I'll beat you down with my eyes closed like a host slash aristocrat!

DJ Tietso
You treat handbags and vests like it's the hottest thing since sliced bread.
Even though those prizes are nothing, and so is your career that's dead.
Be glad you still exist to this day, since those days are THROUGH!
Everyone in this world prefers my tracks over you.

Jeff Sutphen
If they prefer you over me, they must be all cuckoo in the head.
GET OFF THIS STAGE YOU MORON! I'd wish you were dead.
This rap is over! Guess what you won. NOTHING!
Jeff Sutphen's victorious again! Like Dan Schnieder for something!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

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QUICK! EVERYONE! POST WHO WON EACH BATTLE! ILL BE DOING A BATTLE WITH THE WINNERS! QUICK!

Rather that.... [spoiler:37j8elyp]Or Walt Disney vs Philippe Dunman, OR Cerebros vs Darkrai[/spoiler:37j8elyp]

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QUICK! EVERYONE! POST WHO WON EACH BATTLE! ILL BE DOING A BATTLE WITH THE WINNERS! QUICK!

Rather that.... [spoiler:md6nkf6x]Or Walt Disney vs Philippe Dunman, OR Cerebros vs Darkrai[/spoiler:md6nkf6x]

Wait, what? Also, I think you should do Cerebros vs. Darkrai.

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QUICK! EVERYONE! POST WHO WON EACH BATTLE! ILL BE DOING A BATTLE WITH THE WINNERS! QUICK!

Rather that.... [spoiler:25b1wszj]Or Walt Disney vs Philippe Dunman, OR Cerebros vs Darkrai[/spoiler:25b1wszj]

Wait, what? Also, I think you should do Cerebros vs. Darkrai.

Good. I’m done with that one. I’ll post it soon.

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CEREBROS VS DARKRAI!

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Cerebros
Darkrai? What an idiot who puts people to sleep.
Is that all you do? Well, I come all around in deep!
I don't play Pokemon, so don't go crazy on me.
I'll obviously win this battle of battles. Don't you see?
What's with that red collar around your face? Can't resist?
Well, I'd hate to be you. I'll obviously win this.
You might as well be a ghost. I'd hate to be you.
You were forgotten and never seen again since that special. I thought you knew!

Darkrai
WHO DO YOU THINK I AM, YOU BRAINLESS TRANSFORMER?
I'll easily defeat you without lifting a finger. An Autobot with no importers.
A robot in disguise? Yet you can't transform into a vehicle!
Let me sing a song for you, YOUR DEATH! I seen it all.
You sound like a Pixie there, Cerebros, a red one I see.
This poor Autobot thinks you can beat me? Well, NO! Go away.
Go away because you can't rap. Even WITH your useless accessories.
While you're extremely exhausted, I have all the energy.

Cerebros
I warned you.

CEREBROS IS EVOLVING! HE'S BECOMING…. HE'S BECOMING……. THE EMISSARY!

The Emissary
Time to shake things up a bit! I'm more angry than ever.
You didn't see that coming Darkrai? Man, am I clever!
You can't stop my army of power combined up by a notch.
Go complaining and complaining. You know I'm the boss!

Darkrai
The Emissary? You couldn't even talk in your whole series!
You idiotic hothead. I'll beat you until your death-curious!
I've seen that horrid anime you exist in, ITS A REAL EMBARRASSMENT!
You're far away from winning this battle. You've caught a red herring.

The Emissary
Caught a red herring? While this man's miles away!
Nobody can stop me, what else can I say?

Darkrai/Shadow the Hedgehog
I'm Shadow the Hedgehog now! Go be scared you coward!
While you're sitting around beating sharks, I have all the power.

The Emissary
Shadow the Hedgehog? This antihero's NOTHING to me!
As in Squilliam's vision "Go rap against Wario and never come back I see?"

Shadow the Hedgehog
Wario's been taken! You better should've known that by now.
Wait, YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A BRAIN! You should of seen that, you clown!

The Emissary
Sonic doesn't like you. Go transform into another waste of time!
I'll beat this hedgehog so hard, it'll be cool. Besides!

Shadow the Hedgehog/Chancellor Palpatine
Besides what? Besides I won this entire battle? Go like Porky Pig & stutter.
I'm an old man now running Clone Wars. Go back to your shuttle!

The Emissary
My shuttle's coming OLD MAN! I can see you want yourself banned.
With the force you have, you should fly away like Peter Pan!

Chancellor Palpatine
Never in a million years, you useless foolish emissary!
You're so un-powerful, the legacy will be so popular, it's scary!

The Emissary
Scary? SCARY? Level three activated.

THE EMISSARY IS ONCE AGAIN EVOLVING! HE'S….. HE'S……. FORTRESS MAXIMUS!

Fortress Maximus
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! You've made me gone to level THREE!
If there were any winner of this rap right now, it would obviously be me.
Let me turn this old man back to his original form. A NIGHTMARE FUELING MONSTER!
You better be scared of the Fortress de lux de Maximus! Since I'm a real mobster!

Darkrai
Looks like a nerd's been playing too much with his toys.
Let me shred them to pieces (Like a boss) and make them destroyed.
Season 1 is over, but you do nothing but scream.
Goodbye Maximus! Since you're down to wimpy Cerebros I see.

Cerebros
Oh no….

TO BE CONTINUED……

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

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Anyone?

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Come on! I worked hard on this rap!

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THE SEASON TWO PREMIERE IS TONIGHT!

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Here it goes.....

Walt Disney is struggling on new character ideas. He has no option, but all his budget could fit was enough for some sitcoms.

Walt Disney
It's really hard to come up with new ideas!

The door creaks open. A black silhouette is behind Walt Disney. Walt Disney looks behind him. He screams.

Walt Disney
IT'S THE SLENDER MAN!

He gets a gun, but the silhouette catches the bullet.

Walt Disney
Who knew?

The silhouette gets brighter and brighter, until it's revealed to be Philipe Dunman

Philipe Dunman
I've heard you're quite a rapper.

Walt Disney
Oh, I see what you're doing. Announcer! ROLL THE OPENING TITLE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!! WALT DISNEY……… VERSUS……. PHILLIPE DUNMAN! BEGIN!

Philipe Dunman
President of Viacom here to destroy Walt Disney for good!
I'll leave you asking "Where's my water," and I'll beat you not for food!
You were popular one day, wait, YOU WERE NEVER POPULAR!
Your stuff's so bad, it should be destroyed 'cuz it's molecular!
I got the minds of Stephen Hillenburg and Butch Hartman to destroy you!
All you got are Selena Gomez & Bella Thorne who don't know what to do!
Toontown was just all scribbled out! Same with Club Penguin!
Your movies are so dang bad, I don't know what to say man!
With the Penguins of Madagascar, I will blow up your puny company.
While you go around asking for a nickel, I HAVE ALL THE MONEY!

Walt Disney
I strongly believe that Philipe Dunman's a dumb man!
I'm WALT DISNEY for crying out loud! I'll leave you in the sand!
Viacom's nothing but a ton of stealers buying off companies each day.
I'm about to make all your fame end NOW! I'll leave you dark and gray.
Half of your jokes are just random mentions of Chuck Norris!
Just ask ABC how you stole Splatalot and as Arthur says "NOT TO TOUCH IT!"
I'll spit out golden rhymes like I did with the Disney Renascence.
Take that considering how you're now a show stealer both ways. Now let's see who's boss!
I bet even Tosh.0 agreed that Philipe lost all of his taste.
You're Fairly Odd there Mr. Dunman, now let me put your shows in waste

Philipe Dunman
How can you do that if you can't even lift a finger on your trash?
Let me tell you "Where's Perry," and I'll shave off your mustache.
You're nothing against the boss of Nickelodeon! Call me GART!
I bet once you saw my face, you'd know you'd lose like a toasted Pop-Tarts

Walt Disney
A toaster pastry reference? I bet you were PAID for that mention.
I use pop culture for entertainment, now go join the failure selection!
I got so many parks worldwide, it's starting to get infectious!
You may have hypnotized McDonalds, but let me stop your menace!

Philipe Dunman
How can you stop me, Walt? I bet you got your emergency rhymes from Toodles.
What thinks you can beat me if you made High School Musical?
That was quite an embarrassment you made, I see those slight blushes!
Mickey Mouse, CeCe Jones & Teddy Duncan can't beat me even in a power outage!

Walt Disney
In a power outage? Well let me draw some of my artwork now.
This'll be a battle of the ages, I win and you couldn't even write it down!
SpongeBob's a stupid WIMP! Same with Fanboy and Jimmy Neutron.
I'll beat up this old storm! Now let's see who's one upon!

Philipe Dunman/SpongeBob
I'm ready! I'm ready! IM READY TO BEAT THIS OLD MAN!
Can I beat you down and out? Yes I can!

Walt Disney/Mickey Mouse
I'm a veteran rapper, you sponge. I beat Daniel Tosh in a second.
Your own neighbor hates you! How sadistic & dramatic!

SpongeBob/GiR
Wanna play the veteran rappers game? WELL GIR IS IN NOW!
Go off the stage Mickey! Leave you oldie. We don't need your sounds.

Mickey Mouse
Never, GiR! You're just a robot who's sometimes in a dog suit!
You don't look like a comic relief, but more like a BOOT!

GiR/Jimmy Neutron
I'm a boy genius now! Mickey Mouse has got his endgame.
I already HAVE a Disney-Destroyer, let's shoot this pain!

Mickey Mouse/Buzz Lightyear
I'm Buzz Lightyear at your service… TO TAKE YOU DOWN!
While you lost in the polls to Dexter, I win the crown!

Jimmy Neutron/Jorgen von Strangle
I love strangling the weaklings AND YOURE ONE OF THEM!
Are you an actual space hero, or are you pretend?

Buzz Lightyear/Phineas & Ferb
Phineas: Hey Ferb! Fairies can't show themselves, so what do we do? Cause a time shift.
Ferb: Try that on for size, you big wand holding freak that can't get on top of this.

Philipe Dunman
Enough with my characters! Time for some real balance!
Phineas & Ferb are NOTHING! They can't find there own pet! Talk about no talent.
Let me erase you. Now, it's just old Disney in the game.
You're insane man, no wonder why you walk around with a cane.

Walt Disney
You know what? Screw this place ERIC CARTMAN STYLE!
Philipe's so bad, that I'll live an few extra miles.
I'll kill this Viacom owner lyrically and literally! BOTH WAYS!
I think your big ruling is just a small phase.

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

NicePeter as Walt Disney
Lloyd Ahlquist as Philipe Dunman

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I think you should change YTV to ABC, ABC has wipeout, i say splatalot is basically wipeout.