Here’s the new battle.
Matt Brunet is narrating his new Animation Lookback on Pixar.
Matt Brunet
In 1999, Pixar released Toy Story 2. It's when Woody gets kidnapped by Al McWhiggan and Buzz Lightyear tries to save him.
Matt Brunet is unaware that The Nostalgia Critic is behind him.
Doug Walker
Hello I'm the Nostalgia Critic and AniMat's a -
Mat Brunet
AAH! Oh, you scared me back there.
Doug Walker
I try. - laughs evilly -
Matt Brunet
This'll be quite a show.
EEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF FANSTORY!!!!! MAT BRUNET!!!! VERSUS…… THE NOSTALGIA CRITIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!!!!!!
BEGIN!
Matt Brunet
Be quiet now Critic! I was doing an Animation Lookback.
So back to your horrible place without any signs of coming back.
I have tons of fans that are gonna track you down!
If the microphone hears this, I'm gonna turn that smile you have to a frown.
I may have been a fan of you then, but I know better now.
You're forever tortured by a cartoon character. What a clown!
Here's a review for you: Review this rap and criticize it.
Criticize on how hard you lost this battle! I just knew it!
Doug Walker
Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so YOU don't have to!
That means that you should leave it all to me. NOT MIRANDA COSGROVE! What news!
The movies you review just remind me of guess who? Myself!
AniMat's not cool, he's all into the 90's. Go back to the shelf.
You know AniMat, you're in college, but still haven't grown a beard.
You're like the AVGN, your rage is unfunny and the worst all year!
Let me call off my good friend Chester A. Bum to destroy you too.
You should learn to live in a world where they prefer me over you.
Matt Brunet
How would they prefer YOU? I mean even your "sister" knows you're odd.
You should stop showing off there critic! Because that won't get you anywhere. My god!
You're not funny there, Critic, you should take a day off.
The Nostalgia Critic still being popular to this day? This needs to stop!
Doug Walker
You can't stop me! Nobody can on earth!
If we were all worth something, you'd be nothing! That's what you're worth.
Just a modern song "OOOOOOOOOH I HATE THIS FOOL!"
Why did you have to be such a big marketing goof?
Matt Brunet
You think IM a goof? You should see how many companies you anger.
Call me your young boss and you're the old manager.
Doug Walker
If I'm the old manager, that makes you a snob!
Get a career at Disney and be ruined by sitcoms and stuff!
Matt Brunet
I do past AND modern! You're all obsessed with the past.
I don't think you're willing enough to fight me. You can't take the task!
Doug Walker
Take the task? I'd Nostalgia Critic style threaten it 'till the monument.
Now, as if I never said this before, you're a BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!
Matt Brunet
I officially give you "The AniMat's Seal of Absolute GARBAGE!"
You were bad before, but this approves you can't touch this!
Doug Walker
Can't touch this? MC Hammer wants his catchphrase back!
If anyone famous liked you boring shows, they'd be mentally ill at last!
Matt Brunet
What? Afraid to admit you can't beat the Animation Matthew?
Oh, that's right? Those fans will start writing hate speeches on you!
Doug Walker
Hate speech on me? No thanks! I'm the real guy with the glasses!
You don't look like a critic, but more like a nerdy John Madden.
Matt Brunet
Why thank you and no thank you. You're like a puzzle on the inside.
You may be popular in America, but I'm one of the best critics worldwide.
Linkara? Bum Reviews? 5 Second Films? You must have quite some free time!
It looks like you're late for an episode. This place is my design!
Doug Walker
Of course it's your design! ITS YOUR OWN ROOM!
Trying to rap against me is just your own doom.
You are so unworthy, you even made an account on my website! Now who's boss?
When it comes to making reviews, our styles don't actually cross!
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
Matt Brunet
Now could you please leave?
Doug Walker
Alright. I'm late anyway.
Matt Brunet
Now, back to producing my Animation Lookback!
Lloyd Ahlquist as Mat Brunet/AniMat
NicePeter as Doug Walker/The Nostalgia Critic
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