Epic Rap Battles of Fanstory

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I have a feeling it won’t be as long as the others.

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EEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!! FREDDY MERCURY VS LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN!!!!!!

BEGIN!

Freddie Mercury
We are the champions, except you! I'll make sure to rock you!
I may be the queen of rapping, but I'm also the king of what you couldn't do!
This classical music guy is nothing to Freddie the Awesome Mercury!
I bet you'd prefer Bruno Mars for all of my money!
What an idiot! Like your rapping style. I don't know why you win!
I bet the only reason why you won is because Justin Beiber was in!
Against a rock legend you're NOTHING! Go die!
After that's out of the way, you're already dead! That's fine!

Beethoven
Sit down son, like Justin Beiber, here's a music lesson!
This ain't my old lines, you hippie like John Lennon!
You're the queen of rapping? Oh, this "Queen" can't beat the king.
My masterpieces are 10x better than all of al those rhapsodies you're running.
Who are you jealous of there Mercury? Me and my awesome talent?
Without my crazily awesome music, the world wouldn't be in balance!
Just ask Mozart how cool that Ludwig is!
While you go saving the queen, I don't go crazy. That's it!

Freddie Mercury
One bites the dust, looks like you've took the cake!
You can't win against one of the princes of rock, that's your mistake!
I work with the best! Queen will destroy this poor musician.
Just like how Mortal Kombat says, I'm gonna FINISH HIM!

Beethoven
You worked with a ton of rappers cursing all day at the company
CeCe Jones would be more of a rapping challenge than you. I'm so right, I'm funny.
There's so many people who think I'm more cooler than you, it's evil!
Your Queen band is so bad, it's music should be ILLEGAL!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

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I know this one wasn't one of my best, but still!

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EEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!! THE AVENGERS!!!! VERSUS...... THE WILLLLD GRIIIIINDERRS!

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The Avengers
CA: Who challenges the mighty Avengers?
Iron: Whatever it is, they'll die.
Bruce: My scientific studies
Thor: Prove that you're all not right.
Hawkeye: I'll strike you down,
CA: And then terribly offense you.
Iron: The skateboarding idiots
Bruce: That suck hard at being new.
Thor: Lil Rob? A street ninja? What's next? A time bender?
Hawkeye: Too bad that didn't make the screenplay.
All: But you'll all soon be in the blender!

Rob: A group of heroes,
Goggles: Can't beat the Wild Grinders
Jay: You comic book nerds
Spitball: Are about to be mind blown.
Jackknife: I'll put you all in a straightjacket.
Emo Crys: The Avenging pain of being you,
Rob: Couldn't get written on a haiku,
Goggles: You cause a racket!
Jay: We hate your guts
Spitball: And I will soon slice your SHIELDs.
Jackknife: After this battle,
Emo Crys: You'll start wishing you weren't real.

CA: Not real? The world would suck without us.
Iron: It's be a fiery mess ran by robbers
Hulk: ME HULK SAYS IT WOULDN'T WORK!
Thor: Things just got crazy, time for you to get outa here!
Hawkeye: So goodbye you sick bastards.
All: WE KNOW THEYRE DUMB LIKE SEVEN MUSKETEERS!

Rob: Seven muskateers means seven times,
Goggles: The ass whooping. It's simple,
Jay: We'll leave you superheroes pouring.
Spitball: Pouring when I beat you sick bastards
Jackknife: Look at the monkey butt! You all suck nuts.
Emo Crys: And soon we'll be,
All: YOURE BIG RICH MASTERS!

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

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The next battles gonna be CLASSIC!

HINT: Weak vampire vs comedy trio

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Anyone?

[Princess Cadence]

XD XD XD
In your rap battle I think the Avengers won. :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

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Edd, Ed and Eddy are out in the woods. They run into Edward Cullen.

Edward Cullen
Oh you three?

Eddy
Try us old man! TRY US!

Edward Cullen
Quiet you. Wait for -

EEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!

Ed
Looks like it already happened.

Edd
Yeah! You're outnumbered!

EDWARD CULLEN…. VERSUS….. ED, EDD AND EDDY!!!!!!!! BEGIN!

Edward Cullen
Look what we've got here. A stupid comedic nerd!
In the words of Rodrick Heffley, get out here, turdburgler!
They call me the worst vampire ever, but you're the worst ever!
The chances of you winning this battle is NEVER!
Everyone will vote for me and you'll be called the worst.
Let me destroy this showoff pre-teen plain old fashioned jerk!
Cartoon Network really finds you three annoying. Nobody likes you.
I'm Edward Cullen for crying out loud! I'll beat you and your friends too.

Ed
What are you talking about there Cullen? You can't beat a boss!
Call me BETTER THAN YOU! Everyone is, that's a fact, word on!
Your wife has no emotion! I'm glad to be a kid NOW!
Stephanie Meyer screwed up so hard, you should be foul!
Me and my friends are big comedy LEGENDS!
Vampires MELT in the sunlight, not sparkle, that's just wrong, man!
You have absolutely no swag, isn't that embarrassing? Since I'm a kid!
Your movie's so bad, it needs to be forever gone and RID!

Edward Cullen
You need to take a look at your animation, it looks like a dump.
Is that my old lamp I threw out yesterday? Is that a piece of a duck?
You'd have better luck facing against your own best friends.
I need to get this boy and his friends down and in shreds!

Ed/Edd
Edd's in and delivering these raps straight from the house!
You could never win against Edd! I mean if you did, I'd be a mouse.
But I'm not, I'm Edd! Way better than this poor old Cullen.
It's like I'm battling a cup of tea, but that'd be 10x more filling.
Has Cullen sprung a leak? Since I think this coward can't take me.
Edward Cullen might be cool to teenage girls, but that's all your fame, SISSY!
This rap's not over yet, don't go crying away just yet.
I think it's about time you make a stand and get set.

Edward Cullen
Get set to what? Being a horrible excuse of time?
I've seen more manliness in my own thighs!
Ed, Edd, Eddy, WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR PROBLEM?
I'm not the doctor, so don't go on me, that's just impossible.

Eddy
Looks like Pattinson felt a bit lonely playing you.
Don't go "Twilight" on me, I thought you knew!
Edward Cullen can't admit he's losing, we have more lines!
I wonder if his script sent him to go run away and hide!
Do that favor right now moron, things need to get settled!
Beating us is a small - wait! There's no chance of you getting a medal.
Wait 'till the end of this, things will get REAL rough!
I don't even think you have the guts to think we're all tough!

Edward Cullen
Without me, time and everything else would be a jumble.
Ed, Edd and Eddy were funny at NEVER! They should be in a bubble!

Ed
Whaddaya mean Old Gramps? You're hundreds of years old, you buffoon!
Edward Cullen doesn't need five movies, he looks like a cartoon.

Edward Cullen
How? I was considered QUITE realistic.
If you think I look like a cartoon, well, YOU ARE! Go become anorexic!

Edd
Go cancel Breaking Dawn 2, Cullen, since we know it'll bomb.
The raps you make aren't raps, they're like a song!

Edward Cullen
If they are a song (Which they aren't) it'd be about how much you three stink!
Looks like NASA forgot to send some missing links.

Eddy
Edward's been so annoying, he doesn't deserve a life.
You've annoyed us so much, you should just DIE!

Edward Cullen is killed.

Ed
That's the last of him.

Edd
Yep.

Eddy
I don't have any sadness.

Edd
Come on. Let's grab a soda.

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

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[Roy49]

Wow... that is actually a really hilarious battle idea. I like it.