Epic Rap Battles of Fanstory

[BKTurner47]

Awesome!

Who won?

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Awesome!

Who won?[/quote:2cm5euqm]
Rob Rezenti

[BKTurner47]

Dr Tommy Oliver is walking along the street, then all of the sudden, comes a green dinosaur.

Dr Tommy Oliver
Dino thunder, power up!

?????
No need for harm, but if a man like you is in a black suit, would that make him A MAN IN BLACK?

Dr Tommy Oliver
Philosoraptor?

Philosoraptor
Yes……

EEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!! PHILOSORAPTOR…. VERSUS….. DR TOMMY OLIVER!!!!!!!!!!!! BEGIN!!!!!

Dr Tommy Oliver
The original green Power Ranger's ready to kick some ASS!
Philosoraptor being considered the finest? Please tell me it's a fax.
I was so cool, I became red ranger for two series straight!
You only ask random as FUCK questions and give some change.
All of those threads you were born on must've been plain hoaxes.
I'd prefer to battle a ROCK over you. That's how dumb you are. No coaxes.
You're out of the water there, Phil, therefore I just won there.
I know you haven't started, but nobody even cares. I dare!

Philosoraptor
If there's a green ranger who thinks he's cool, does that make him a showoff?
You answer that you DUMBASS! Since everyone wants you to GTFO.
I'm #3 of all the memes on The Meme Generator you dumbass
I may be a meme, but I'll put this crazy man in some real class!
You damn fool who's like Modern Disney songs, except for bitchier.
Call me the fifth TMNT since I come in a shell and I'll give you a splinter.
Go make some remarks for that saying that I'm 100% wrong, but you're WRONG!
Are you ready to get your ass kicked? Since I be ruling all over this entire song.

Dr Tommy Oliver
Is that all you got? Since I've heard better advice from a mental patient.
I'll be destroying your ass and then putting it on sale in 8 bits!
We should be calling you a robot with a floating hand down in silence.
I'm a star from the 90's BITCH! You only come around in the pilot.
Try against all of the Power Rangers, only to get your ass paned six times.
You're not unpredictable, since I see your raps before you get to rhyme.
I'm not like Peter Griffin you dumbass, and I know the answer to your questions.
You should quite being a meme & get to work, but that's just a suggestion!

Philosoraptor
Just a suggestion? Let me suggest for you to get your entire act together.
The Dino Thunder you have makes me wonder how's the weather?
They think you're the coolest thing on earth for being the Green Ranger? What a mistake
RPM, Jungle Fury, Time Force. What the heck's next? Red Hot Milkshakes?
A veteran hero you say? Well I personally think you couldn't last a round.
Honestly, everyone KNOWS that I'm the best rapper in town.
Not like Peter Griffin you say? You're shit's so bad, it's funny! NOT!
You're not a hipster there man, I bet you're waiting for an iPod.

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!!!!!

[Roy49]

That is actually a really awesome suggestion... I have to say that was a good one. It was a pretty awesome battle, too.

[BKTurner47]

That is actually a really awesome suggestion... I have to say that was a good one. It was a pretty awesome battle, too.

Suggestions?

[Roy49]

That is actually a really awesome suggestion... I have to say that was a good one. It was a pretty awesome battle, too.

Suggestions?

The idea of the battle... "Tommy Oliver vs. Philosoraptor" was actually a REALLY AWESOME idea for a rap battle.

[BKTurner47]

That is actually a really awesome suggestion... I have to say that was a good one. It was a pretty awesome battle, too.

Suggestions?

The idea of the battle... "Tommy Oliver vs. Philosoraptor" was actually a REALLY AWESOME idea for a rap battle.

No. As in which battle do you want to happen next?

[BKTurner47]

HINT ON NEW BATTLE! (If no one responds back): [spoiler:1m6gogw2]You're a band geek trying to clean up some dumb old Bikini Bottom.
You sadist ass PRICK! Now let me destroy you in the new autumn.

VERSUS.....

You look like your causing up a storm there Marc, you have quite issues.
Beyond this, I'll be lyrically destroying this goddamn excuse of a noob.[/spoiler:1m6gogw2]

[BKTurner47]

OK then,

Squilliam Fancyson is bored. Then all of the sudden, he's captured.

Squilliam
What are you doing to me?

??????
I'm coming in for a rematch.

Squilliam
Marc Brown?

Marc Brown
Yes……. YES!!!!!

Without them knowing, Squidward sees that.

Squidward
Oh finally. No more Squilliam! But I have SpongeBob to deal with…

Squilliam Fancyson is taken to Marc Brown's house.

Squilliam
What do you want from me?

EEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!! SQUILLIAM FANCYSON…….. VERSUS……… MARC BROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEGIN!!!!!

Marc Brown
I'm coming in deep here to destroy this spoiled ass squid!
I made a talking ant for talking out loud! Yeah. That didn't cost a bid.
You're a band geek trying to clean up some dumb old Bikini Bottom.
You sadist ass PRICK! Now let me destroy you in the new autumn.
I got away with Beavis & Butthead. Just ask Muffy Crosswire!
Whoops. SHES FICTIONAL! Same as you, you're NOT for hire.
Times up for you, and bottoms up to confuse your ass flat!
Not to mention that your whole life is egotistical and pure crap.

Squilliam Fancyson
You look like your causing up a storm there Marc, you have quite issues.
Beyond this, I'll be lyrically destroying this goddamn excuse of a noob.
You gave George dyslexia and gave that old ass lunch lady CANCER!
I don't remember cigars in your shit show, that's just wrong on the answer.
Think you're cool? While your rapping skills are more motionless than Verbalize.
YOU CANT WIN AGAINST SQUILLIAM FANCYSON! You better realize.
I'll beat this "Brown" man like I'm Monkey D. Luffy.
Nowadays on Arthur, you say "SCREW ARTHUR! Let's focus on Muffy!"

Marc Brown
Focus on Muffy? You must be stuck warping around in the past.
You're the worst villain I've ever seen in forever. You clearly suck ass.
No doubt about it, things will get quite abusive around this hole.
Even Timmy Turner voted for me & my characters on the "Who won?" poll.

Squilliam Fancyson
But I won! Everyone knows that I pwned there & I will again.
This is my victory son, I virtually RULE this entire thread.
Your diseased filled characters need to see a psychiatrist.
Not to mention that your shows for preschoolers and is SHIT!

Marc Brown
My show's shit? I've been part of childhoods since the '50s!
if anyone's horrible around here, it'd be you since you're just shitty.

Squilliam Fancyson
At least you got your act together not trying to call up your characters.
That must've taken weeks for that and you finally got it back right now, NERD!

Marc Brown
This squid can't tell me what to do. In fact, I find you a waste of time.
Once Squidward takes your fame, no one can challenge my mind.

Squilliam Fancyson
Patrick Star has a better IQ than you, and I'm speaking the truth.
Not that subliminal message filled idiot, we all know that you're poo.

Marc Brown
That I'm poo? That seawater must've turned your life upside down.
After this, you'll be like "Humana humana humana" STRAIGHT TO THE GROUND!

Squilliam Fancyson
Straight to the ground? Well, I bet you're the one who'll be having a seizure.
Last time I checked, you can't rap and you have no life either.

Marc Brown
You're just saying that because you're jealous of my fame.
I'll be beating the heck out of you and then you'll know the pain.

Squilliam Fancyson
The pain of being you? We can't switch lives there, STUPID!
You may think you're a Disney, but nope. You're a doofus.

Marc Brown
I'm a doofus. I know you are, but what am I?
You think I'm trying to get back when you busted me? No. Go die!
Wait a second, I don't think Nick allows that, so leave and never come back.
I just pwned this little SpongeBob character, now go hit the sack.

Squilliam Fancyson
You're not my father. Or maybe I should say "grandfather" there GEEZER!
You can't stop me and your stupid characters ain't neither.
Call me maybe, or what Starr would say "NO CALL ME TRIXIE!"
But don't call me that, or I'll kill your ass like a pixie.

Marc Brown
Like a pixie? You better realize that your lines make no sense.
You think you're so up to date, well that doesn't depend.
Hey Trixie :trollface:, you know you can't step up to me.
If you knew what went on in my eyes, you'd know what I see.

Squilliam Fancyson
A hell on earth I may suggest? Well that's just a favor there, don't thank me!
Thank me. Sudden paradox there! You just got your old ass creamed.
It's a wonder how you don't walk around in a cane yet, BUT YOU WILL NOW!
You're loved by no one, while I'm loved by the entire crowd.

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!!!!

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HINT ON NEW BATTLE: Fire based Lego villain vs fire based Lego hero