Epic Rap Battles of Fanstory

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That was PRETTY DAMN AWESOME!!!

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NEXT TIME ON RAP BATTLES: An animated reality show host vs a real show host.

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Rap Battle #58: Chris MacLean vs Tom Bergeron

Chris MacLean is hosting one of the Total Drama series. Then, he accidentally bumps into Tom Bergeron.

Tom Bergeron
What the? Where's the ABC studio, there, animated host?

Chris MacLean
Animated? What do you - Oh.

Tom Bergeron
Just give me the directions!

Chris MacLean
You're on Total Drama Island now!

Tom Bergeron
Oh no…

EEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!! CHRIS MACLEAN!!!! VERSUS…… TOM BERGERON!!!! BEGIN!!!!!

Chris MacLean
Dancing with the Stars? I'll make you dance down the Walk of Shame.
You started to be "cool" in the 70s. That's nothing! I get all the fame!
You're like that shitty Butch Hartman, nothing but a monster!
You suck so hard, you're like a crazy as FUCK mobster!
If you think you're special? You're nothing but an old man.
You think AFV's funny? Well, that shit's the worst thing ever! Damn….
Think you're on the spot? Well, that's spot's reserved for me!
Go back to going all crazy and go off the stage, that's what I see.

Tom Bergeron
Next time on AFV, how hard I whooped your ass!
That represents your whole show for you, a rip from your past.
Have you heard of yor lost episode? Wait, you don't exist!
That's just PROVES in the middle that you're nothing but shit!
Your raps weren't that long, the only long thing is my dick.
That only says right out ,loud that this rich evil guy's a prick!
You may be called a genius, but even that crazy cook's smarter than you.
After this hardcore epic, your ass will be stated down in the dumps. THROUGH!

Chris MacLean
Through? Is this a joke just like that AFV shit you say?
You don't deserve to live to be "good", that shit's plain gay.
I'm one of the best villains of all time! You're only remembered each season.
You'll be whooped so hard, that it'll actually (And always) have a reason!

Tom Bergeron
The only reasonable thing around here is myself! You're nothing.
I'm so cool, I'll kick this host out of this Total Shit Island.
That game on the forum that you have is just pure horrible, DUMB!
When it comes to the worst things ever, you're the unlucky scum.

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

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This one’s not official.

EEEPIC NON-OFFICIAL RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!! BEEBAW!!! VERSUS.... TIMMY FROM SOUTH PARK!!!!! BEGIN!!!!

Beebaw
Blah blah bloo beep beep barp boop bop.

Timmy from South Park
Timmy!

Beebaw
Bar boop blap whap barp boop beep spreep!

Timmy from South Park
Timmy!

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

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This next battle’s going to be EPIC! It’ll be released later tonight.

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Or tomorrow-ish

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Yeah. Today.

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Rap Battle #59: Robot & Monster vs SpongeBob SquarePants REMATCH

Robot is planning his vengeance on SpongeBob SquarePants.

Robot
I will not be defeated THIS time!

Monster
What are you doing Robot?

Robot
Planning revenge on SpongeBob.

SpongeBob walks in.

SpongeBob
I'm already here.

Robot
Dafaq?

SpongeBob
Yeah! I'm awesome.

Monster
Wouldn't you die without any water?

EEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!

SpongeBob
I don't need a helmet for this shit.

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!! VERSUS…… ROBOT & MONSTER!!!!!!!! BEGIN!!!!!

Robot
This rap battle will be very violent and scary. It'll give you nightmares.
Stay out here, kid! Since I'll yank your hat off. Yes, I dared.
You cannot beat me & my buddy! Go cry a river about it.
Nobody cares about this prick which we all know's yellow shit!
Working for the Krusty Krab, with a greedy as fuck boss addicted to cash.
That only sickens your shit stash up into worse piles that suck ass.
LITERALLY! I had to point that out with your tiny as fuck brain.
You're so stupid as fuck, YOU EVEN PUT PATRICK STAR TO SHAME!

SpongeBob Squarepants
I'm ready, I'm ready, to whoop your motherfucking ass!
You're only around and then BOOM! Gone. I win, now we're in class.
You and Monster only deepen the meaning of "Pure goddamn shit"
Monster, I'll rip out your hat and Robot, you don't even have a dick!
Here's some chocolate with nuts, at least I have them with pride.
I bet you recorded your raps, well we all know mine are pure & live.
I'm a legend in the television industry, you're just two newcomers.
Just leave this place at once after Season #1, I'll shred that to the shudder.

Monster
Shred that to the shudder? I'll shred this sponge down to the shredder.
Then he'll get beaten by the TMNT by a typo, and then kill you with a sweater.
I'll give you a license to milkshake and then crush it like a dumpster
When me & Robot win this battle epicly, you'll be crying over & under.
That Nickelodeon sign ruined you. You must be blind or something!
You're so unrealistic that you even make Dr Doofenshmirtz look like a muffin.
I'll rip out your vocal cords and burn them on fire! Those ashes better ketchum.
I'd rather rap against him, go die! I'll turn myself into your boss, while the crowd goes "INCREDIBLE!"

SpongeBob Squarepants
Listen up there Monster. You may expect me to say the same lines, but you're wrong!
I win at life and I've been whooping both of your asses since I started this song.
You'll only get remembered on a parody by Seth MacFarlene, a bad impression.
Rap against me, get pwned. Oh yeah! Thing's just got in session, you got a detention.
You remind me of the failed Superbowl mascots which get shat on by everyone.
I wonder if you're fighting over Meg Griffin for fuck's sake! You two are loved by no one.
Addicted to bacon? I'll make you addicted to - wait a second! That doesn't operate.
That goes off to both of you. Two annoying rappers that spend the night in 2 crates!

Robot
The night in two crates? How fucked up this this sponge? Anyone? Anyone?
Oh, yeah! Yes, you Marf, turn this sponge into a yellow spark of no one.

SpongeBob Squarepants
That was me you dumbass! Have you even went to grade school you prick!
I'll run you and your monster friend over even without a drivers license!

Monster
Without a drivers license? How did you get here with your fake job?
You must be taking something since plankton aren't evil on the spot.

SpongeBob Squarepants
Come to Bikini Bottom & you wouldn't last a single day. FOR SERIOUS!
You think you're all cool in the show? The truth is, you're only furious.

Robot
Furious to see why your raps are so shitty, just like your fucking face!
I'll blast your ass down to Planet Sheen and then solve this whole case.

SpongeBob Squarepants
The case of why you thought you had good rapping skills, what a shame.
This robot only treads around wheels since all those truckers turned you lame.

Monster
You must be pulling my leg! This sponge is nothing against me and Robot.
Now go back to your crazy town with your dead neighbor, but only to get bought.

SpongeBob Squarepants
Only to get bought? Did you get a grip on yourself before you almost died by looking both ways?
Even your creator wants you two to die in your fucking hometown? What else do I say?

Robot & Monster
You know what you say? You say you got your ass pwned by Robot & Monster.
It obviously proves that instead of rapping, you'd be better off as the hall monitor.
Causing crime within the city, hell! You even got your teacher arrested MULTIPLE times!
That just proves right in the motherfucking middle that YOU'RE A CRIME!

SpongeBob
Does it come to my mind that you two live together? You know what that means?
YOURE FUCKING GAY! Robot has no life & Monster plans up some schemes.
Tortured plain shitless with a side of getting fears exposed to that Marf.
You don't belong on NickToons, you belong as cashiers at Wal-Mart!

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!!!!

Robot
Now get out!

SpongeBob
No. DUN DUN DUN! My series is shit nowadays. YOU TWO GO!

Robot and Monster are pushed down to Bikini Bottom.

SpongeBob
Wait a second! What am I doing? The Krusty Krab! Patrick!

SpongeBob goes down with them. SpongeBob sees Robot and Monster here.

Robot
I can't breathe down here!

SpongeBob gives them water helmets.

SpongeBob
I hope you like your stay.

Announcer
With that out of the way…. EPIC… RRRRRRRRRAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Is it le time yet?

Announcer
No.

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Rap Battle #60: Brody Foxx vs The Rage Comic Characters

The Rage Comic characters are at a meeting.

Y U NO
Rage Comics, Y U NO TREATED WELL BY COMMENTERS?

Then all of the sudden, Brody Foxx comes in.

Brody Foxx
What the…. This isn't the Yo Mama studio!

Trollface
We know :trollface:

Brody Foxx
Uh oh!

EEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!! BRODY FOXX….. VERSUS……. THE RAGE FACES!!!!!! BEGIN!!!!!

Brody Foxx
These nerds are forever alone! Heck, they even have a Forever Alone guy.
Written by lifeless assholes to need to get facts straight and die.
Yo mama so stupid, that she thought your Rage Comics were funny.
While I work out so hardcore, you beg poor asses for money.
You cannot beat Brody Foxx, even in a million fucking years.
Come on! Pass that shit over! The joint! So go fuck yourself you queer.
I can make anything top notch, if you don't believe me, you're fucked!
It doesn't take a trillion dollars to know that all you rage characters suck.

Y U No Guy
Brody Foxx, Y U NO LIKE RAGE COMICS?
Oh I know why, you suck! You're a nobody. You're psychotic.
I bet you were an orphan at birth, no go die of suicide you prick!
You're a bigger socially awkward penguin then the meme itself, you don't even have a dick.
ZERG RUSH EVERYONE! Did I have to scream that in your crazy ear?
I couldn't win in a million years? While all you do every day is drink beer.
No new video since July, I wouldn't be surprised if you closed your business.
Animeme's fucked too! Now get le fuck out of here you dipshit!

Brody Foxx
You cannot beat Brody Foxx. If you did, wait. YOU CANT YOU MORON!
Now get get a life and stop passing cancer, you stage afraid scar, son.
Wait. You're not my son! You're the biggest prick I've ever fucking met.
Going like Y U NO all the time? You need to stop wearing your fake mustache, and that shit's a bet.

Fuck Yeah Guy
Fuck yeah I'm gonna win this for the rage characters. Just like it says so in my name.
You think your the hottest guy in the universe. That thought is fucking insane.
I'll drive you insane even more for a matter of fact, these meme's are gonna win.
With the amount of kickass-ness I have, I could just call up that meme of Chuck Norris.

Brody Foxx
Nope. Chuck Testa, but I ain't Chuck Testa! You should realize that Fuck Yeah guy.
Now let me give you a Brody Beatdown and make all of this asshole motherfucking die.

Brody beats up Fuck Yeah Guy.

Forever Alone Guy
Maybe I'm forever alone, but guess what? I'm proud of it! You live without pride.
You might consider it a sin, if you were even religious, no go take the memes ride.
You cannot beat me. You only made a Yo Mama joke about me since you have no friends.
Now go close down your account and make your fucking career go down and end.

Brody Foxx
My career's not over you overrated prick! Why it was successful since video ONE!
I will whoop your ass so hard, it'll be funny. But for you, not the tiniest bit fun.

Forever Alone Guy
How about you get your ass pwned so hard by The Poker Face guy right now, all the time.
We memes will win against this Yo Mama asshole and it won't be close to a crime.

Poker Face Guy
Poker Face to you. Since I have no emotion onto how shitty you are.
You think you're on the spot? While you remind me of a drunk guy at the bar.
This is the Rage Comic central, everyone wins here, except for this soul.
I'll beat your ass so fast, it'll not be powerful, but quite damn cold.
Everyone knows who we Rage Comic stars are, you're only remembered by nerds.
Nerds that like to tease they're mom. At least, that's what everyone heard.
You can't beat me, now go work out yourself till you realize you weren't meant for that.
Outback Zack? More like an australian prick that already knows you're crap!

Brody Foxx
All you are is some male ripoff of Lady Gaga you creepy ass prick.
You only have a face saying "OH FUCK!" since I've won. You just make me sick.
I'm the awesomest rapper on this planet! I get all the girls, even your nonexistent girlfriend.
That just proves you should've never rapped at the stadium. Even AFTER the end.
The thought of you winning makes me want to turn you into an even worse beating.
Now this Brody will give you a beatdown worse than Fuck Yeah guy, now go start retreating.

It's too late and Brody beats up Poker Face Guy.

Dude Come On Guy
Dude, COME ON! We all know that you could rap better. Wait, you can't.
Call this your doom since I'll be making this awkward guy dance 'till he rants.
I'm the best rapper in this stadium. Nobody can stop me. Rage Comics, BITCHES!
Your rapping skills are feeble compared to rage comics, I could beat you in minutes.

Brody Foxx
Beat me in minutes? Too bad I shut your fucking mouth at second FUCKING one!

Dude Come On Guy
Second 1? Too bad I got a gun, true memes in the house! You suck!

Brody Foxx
You're too late to win. Now like Captain Falcon, FALCON PUNCH!
I worked out there to whoop your ass, no go leave you fucking dunce.

Brody Foxx punches Dude Come On Guy int the nuts.

Trollface
Problem that you can't win against us? I see you're fucking pissed.
I heard your girlfriend's fake and made up by fucking psychos, you prick!
You can't beat the unbeatable, now go into a rage Brody :trollface:
Now prepare to be stomped on and PS: You're the worst brony.

Brody Foxx
OK, NOBODY fucks with Brody Foxx, and I mean nobody you spoiled shit.
While you spend your entire life offending, you're sad because you have no dick.
I got a joke for ya! Whose face is so ugly, it caused World War's 1 and 2?
Anything? No? ITS YOU YOU DIPSHIT! I thought you fucking knew.
Prepare to be shut off before you go off into your second round.
We only love you because we hate you, now go crying to the fucking ground.

Trollface
You can't do that to me! I'm a god on the forums. You're nothing compared to Trollface.
I'll make you die before you get to your eight joint you fucking waste.
Wait until the end and you'll be going FFFFUUUU and become on of us.
I just scared the living daylights out of you buddy. You can't beat me you wuss.
Call this my sweet revenge like Creepypasta and then put you in red mist.
Now let me shred up every last bit of your shitty ass bucket list, now you're pissed.

Brody Foxx
Shut your fucking mouth Trollface! You make me wanna throw some bricks.
I'll send you to Disney World and the ghost Disney will kill this fucking prick.

Trollface
You must be on steroids since I don't remember you being anywhere.
Now to be serious, I bet you were made stupidly and without any care.

Brody Foxx
I've heard enough of this crazy ass lyrical bitch!
I'll defeat all of these memes so hard, they'll start living in a ditch.
This troll's gone on for too long, hi fame needs to end right now.
Now go back your bags and GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN!

Brody beats up Trollface.

Brody Foxx
Anyone else who can face me?

LOL Guy
I can. I go LOLOLOLOLOL, except I hate your shitty fucking raps.
Even your stage crew knew that your comedy acts are pure crap.
Go back smoking weed you dipshit, you can't beat the awesome memes.
Combined, we are the best rappers this universe has ever fucking seen.
No points for this bitch, there's no sorcery for you like Inglip.
Yo mama so fat? How about this sex offender is fucking shit!
I'll go me gusta on your ass and make you leave my presence.
You're like The Overly Attached Boyfriend, except part of the shit senate.

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!!!!!

Y U NO
Brody Foxx, Y U NO LEAVE?

Brody Foxx
Fine.

Brody Foxx leaves.

Fuck Yeah Guy
Fuck yeah!

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What should I do next?

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Another rematch
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