Epic Rap Battles of Fanstory

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Thats... awesome!

[BKTurner47]

BUTCH HARTMAN VS STEPHEN HILLENBURG!

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Hillenburg
Hey Hartman, your Fairly Odd Show got ruined to be green.
SpongeBob went down that trail once, but he was never to be seen.
Ghost boy? Dog agent? What's next? Alien superheroes?
You're a speck compared to me. Your down to zero.
I get marathons and marathons of my show. What do you get? NOTHING!
Nice haircut, were you procrastinating for something?
Heck, you're so jealous off me, you named Dinkleburg after me.
You stole Richie Rich, Arnold Schwarzenegger, N•Sync. What's next? Bill Cosby?

Butch Hartman
Timmy Turner could beat your marine ass even WITHOUT fairies!
Your unrealistic shows are so stupid and so bad they're scary.
SpongeBob should've ended at the movie. Just like plans said.
Better than that, I'll draw off a spiked boot at Bikini Bottom, now who's red?
I'm so awesome, I can even make YOU into a prick! You're zero.
Excuse me while I draw Trixie Tang on your parade! I'm the hero.
This Hillenburg face is in for a nice old secret.
YOUR FRANCHISE FUCKING STINKS! This time, I mean it.

Hillenburg
Since when was the last time FOP, DP or TP got a cereal box-in?
Bow down to the ruler of cartoons. Not Groening, Disney and MacFarlene.
Trixie Tang couldn't convince me to die, get a taste of your sourness.
Danny Phantom can't stop me! Neither can anyone else. YOURE POWERLESS!

Hartman
Good thing my GOOD CARTOONS come in to save the day.
PS: The Disney Channel called, there company's THAT way!
Me winning this battle is so obvious. Believe me now and again.
Your big Krusty Krab has got to come to an end!
BOOM! You're gone. I wished your face out of the court.
Once again, it's me now. Hillenburg's gone at the airport.
Give me the gold medal now since no one on earth can stop me!
With no bastards to stop me, I have all the money!

Groening
Enough pranks Butch. You know you cant rule everything or even something.
I'm Matt Groening for crying out loud. Master of comedy everywhere. You're nothing.
The Simpsons will beat TUFF, The Fentons and the Turners.
I'm about to destroy this cartoon murderer.
You accepted to do a live action movie, that proved your crudeness.
This noble fan ain't worth all my greatness.
An underwater sponge and magic can't beat me.
It's just the two of us now. I'm about to kill you like crazy.
- Groening hops into tank - Ammo loaded.
Call me the angry master since I'm heavy boated.
Time to get the favor done, missiles ready.
You'll be like DOH after I kill you already!

- Hartman gets shot -

Hartman
One shot can't defeat Butch Hartman! You have to be more loaded.
Was that all you had? Tough luck you bitch. I'm heavy coated.
Call me maybe, call me the boss of your horrid show.
I'm awesome while your whole show's a spinoff. You should go.

Hillenburg
Guess who came back? HILLENBURG CAME BACK AT LEAST!
To everyone else here, you should all take a seat.
SpongeBob beats the Simpsons and the Turners by miles!
Would you like to buy some chocolate? I have tons in piles.
While you're all too busy living the life of crime.
The Super Spongy Square Games takes place, I don't need to make it rhyme!
Groening sounds like groaning, which you'll be after this battle's over!
And Butch, while Timmy Turner makes out with Trixie Tang, I kill you all like an ogre!

Groening
Time for two shootings in one day. My lucky charm.
I'm about to send these guys right out the ball park!
- Groening hops out of tank - Hartman and Hillenburg should go back to Nick.
I make primetime baby! Your all stuck and sick, suck my Groening dick!
Hey Hartman. I heard about that crazy hyper dog Sparky.
Twice the Cousin Oliver treatment to you whore! Where are my car keys?

Hartman
Oh you wanna leave this battle? Why BE MY GUEST!
I like beating people like I'm a police officer. Go pick rocks like the rest.
Hillenburg…. Dinkleburg…. Zuckerburg…. GROENING'S NEXT!
I feel sorry for all you idiots, but you've lately been bad pests.
I'm a hard man, dark and cruel. Spongebob's nothing but a wimp.
Call me a mini-celebrity since I'm about to make you tinted.

Hillenburg
Hartman's a comic book nerd, Groening's a freak.
I'm cool and hip while you're all geeks!
Yes, I know that you stink at everything. My pleasure!
You're like a crazy itch that can't get to measure.
When was the last time The Simpsons or any of FOP got marathons?
I guessed it! Months ago. There's one going on right now. We're moving on.

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

NicePeter as Stephen Hillenburg
Lloyd Ahlquist as Butch Hartman
?????? as Matt Groening

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awesome
hillenburg won :D

[BKTurner47]

awesome
hillenburg won :D

Surprising, since I thought Groening and Hartman won (I don’t really like Spongebob.)

PS: For anyone who doesn’t understand the “Hops into a tank” joke, it’s because there was an episode of FOP where after when two people (Timmy Turner and Trixie Tang to be exact) were together for a long time, Trixie Tang started to go crazy and got into a tank, so Matt was trying to say he hated Hartman, and the episode that Trixie went insane was called “Just the Two of Us”. Get it NOW?

[BKTurner47]

WIZ AND BOOMSTICK VS NICEPETER AND EPICLLOYD!

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Wiz: We couldn't do this in a Death Battle,
Boomstick: Because we'd obviously win!
Wiz: In 64 bit,
Boomstick: We'll leave you in pins!
Wiz: Don't worry cowards,
Boomstick: This won't be violent.
Wiz: Maybe since you steal talent.
Wiz + Boomstick: TALK ABOUT BEING TYRANTS!
Wiz: Peace in the galaxy
Boomstick: Wait, are we hippies?
Wiz: We're not.
Boomstick: We're awesome men,
Wiz + Boomstick: TIME TO SET THESE THREATS TO MINI!

NicePeter: We're not tyrants,
EpicLloyd: You just don't wanna admit it.
NicePeter: We'll electrify your stupid battles all day.
EpicLloyd: DANGIT!
NicePeter: Everyone loves us,
EpicLloyd: You took your Death Battles off of YouTube.
NicePeter: Afraid we'd sue you? Take the heat.
EpicLloyd: You ignorant boots!
NicePeter: We're funny and musical,
EpicLloyd: You just animate showdowns.
NicePeter: You may have came before us, but
NicePeter + EpicLloyd: WE'LL HAVE THESE MEN IN A HOEDOWN!

Wiz: Hoedown? What are you?
Boomstick: Miley Cyrus?
Wiz: Get off of the violence ship,
Boomstick: We're the better pirates.
Wiz: Superman vs Goku,
Boomstick: Was OUR idea!
Wiz: You get half of your battles off of us.
Boomstick: I wouldn't be surprised,
Wiz + Boomstick: If you both have a falling career!

NicePeter: You were only a product of money.
EpicLloyd: No wonder why you had Backstage Passes.
NicePeter: Screw your attack moves!
EpicLloyd: You're all being so dramatic!
NicePeter: I'll put your raps on a plate,
EpicLloyd: And I'll burn them down.
NicePeter: Call the doctor!
EpicLloyd: We got idiots.
NicePeter: No objections like Phoenix Wright.
NicePeter + EpicLloyd: GO BACK DOWN TO THE POUND!

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

[BKTurner47]

PREVIEW FOR NEW RAP!

[spoiler:don1vp0r]Remy Buxaplenty enters Richie Rich’s mansion.

Richie Rich
Who is it?

Remy Buxaplenty
It’s me. Remy Buxaplenty.

Richie Rich
BRING IT ON!

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[BKTurner47]

Anyone?

[Roy49]

You are doing the battle you've always wanted to see. Sweet for you.

[BKTurner47]

REMY BUXAPLENTY VS RICHIE RICH!

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Richie Rich
I got a big filming career, you're a small piece of life!
Hey Liam! Oh, it's Remy? You're so dumb, I forgot the lies.
This rap's about ME! I'm the main character while you died!
At least that's what Hartman said, I wonder why Nick had to revise.
You have quite some envy for Timmy Turner. You could wish to be him dangit!
You were inspired off of me, so I must win this!
You lost a duel to a bucktoothed nerd! No wonder why you're so negative.
Nobody even loves you, Remy! I'm a multibillionaire with all the relatives.

Remy Buxaplenty
OOH! You think you're talented? Well you're not!
You're about to be defeated by an awesome man, not a robot!
Hannah-Barbara must've been drunk when they came up with you!
Nobody liked your show you dunce! Now who's poop?
I got better looks than this boy! Heck. He looks like something I'd draw in a minute!
Consider yourself Emo Crys since I'm the harsh critic!
You're speaking with the richest boy in town, you're nothing.
Bad rap you got. Were you procrastinating for something?

Richie Rich
Richest boy in town? Enough with your bad pranks!
Let me call off my butlers to defeat your small bank.
Your parents hate you, and I'm NOT sympathetic.
I'll beat you with a bowling pin, isn't that competitive?
You got lost within the fifth DANG season!
I may have been cancelled before, but I came back. There was a reason!

Remy Buxaplenty
I guess the reason was since your series was so BAD!
I mean take a look at yourself! You're weird. That's all that I had.
Juandissimo couldn't finish you, neither could Tad & Chad.
Richard's in for a secret. I bet you don't have a dad.
My knuckles are ready. Did you order an ass kicking?
I don't care if you said no, because my trigger finger's itching.

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

[BKTurner47]

STUBFORD HUCKSTERBALL VS TAD & CHAD!

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Tad
Time to take this man one on one, this greedy fool can't rap!
Whatever you like, we hate! I'm the rich one here. This is a trap!
While your father makes horrid stuff, I became class president.
My sunglasses explain that I'm cool! While you're a dumb resident.
Your voice is even WORSE than Remy's, and that's saying something.
I'm cool and awesome. What are you? NOTHING!
Stubford? What a dumb attempt of a name! Even Lackey agrees.
I come up with characters 10x better than yours! I'm glad to be me!

Stubford
You're worse than the skateboarders like Lil Rob!
Those sunglasses may represent coolness, but I represent all!
You making the popular crowd laugh? Maybe because you're a JOKE!
A bad one that's unfunny, just like your Fairly OddShow.
I'm older than you, and I have ten times more experience.
You only rap like a dunce until the crowd goes delirious.
While you run away in fear, I stay in short and strong.
Admit it, you're jealous of me. This won't take that long!

Tad
I got millions and billions of bucks in my bank.
This stub's about to be owned. Time for a new rank.
Chad! Finish him off for me while I beat some nerds.
Stub doesn't deserve the pain. Look what you've heard.
Just before I go, I have one last word for Stub.
In every game you play, you're Stubicron, or Lord BUB!

Chad
Alright, I can take this one now! Time to get this shorty killed!
Tad may have been shocking, but now you're in for a chill!
You may be older than me, but mentally, you're DUMB!
That's fine since I'm about to leave you hand numb.
That Lackey dumbo you hired is nothing but a headache.
Have fun sitting at the unpopular table, PS: YOURE LATE!
Let me make a film about me whooping you senseless.
This is Dimmsdale you outsider, time to knock out this dependent.

Stubford
How could you knock me out? You're barely seen at any place!
I thought Tad was annoying, while you definitely take the cake!
Lackey couldn't finish you off, so let me do the job!
You're worse than that skating loser Lil Rob!
I'll stomp you with my futuristic shoes and toss you into the sand.
I'm about to stomp on you back down like your stinky band.
Dimmsdale's about to lose some kids.
I can't take these idiots, but they're still worth it!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

NicePeter as Stubford
Lloyd Ahlquist as Tad
?????? as Chad