Extreme Colab, Work & Writing Thread.

[Spars]

Please no rematch.

[Epic Doctor X]

Tyson:
It's Mike Tyson here, much better than Ali,
Who are you? A guy who has rage fits on T.V.!
Damn! you're so skinny, you needa be thickened,
Lemme give you a piece of my Tyson Chicken!
Hey scientist! Have you tried to measure the amount,
of bullshit that leaves yo chemistry mouth!?
I was born on the battlefield, i know how to fight,
so think twice before mockin' on Kid Dynamite!

Banner:
Are you using your undeveloped vocabulary against me?
It's scientifically impossible for you to win, so its not necessary!
You're incorrigible, an auditory consuming freak,
Translated, you're eating ears like bon appetit!
You cant speak clearly, the lyrics I articulate are unabridged,
You are what juveniles classify as a "b*tch!"
Dont sinisterly slander B Banner with your stupidity,
Dont make me indignant, you wouldnt like me when Im angry!

Tyson:
You really think yo tough? Man you're owned by Disney,
All your fans are nerds with huge-ass glasses and acne!
I'll 1,2,3 KO you at a steady pace,
Then bite off your ear,and piss on your face!
Yo ass got no talent! Everybody wants Mike!
Imma steal the fucking victory, like I stole yo fucking bike!

Bruce:
I warned you...

*Gets angry and changes into Hulk*

Hulk:
AAAAAAAARRRGGHH! YOU IS FUCKING DONE!
HULK WILL F*CK UP YOUR WIFE, DAUGHTERS AND SONS!
HULK BASH YOUR PUNY ASS, MIKE GET CREAMED!
YOU GET REPLACED IN GAMES BY MR. DREAM!
YOU DRUG LIKE DOUBLE CHARLIE SHEEN!
HULK WARNED YOU BEFORE, BUT YOU ASKED FOR GREEN!

Tyson:
I'm used to fuckin' battles! This man has 50 wins!
My last mistake was Douglas, just gained points ever since!

Hulk:
HULK SMASH MIKE TYSON ASS,
HULK PUNCH-OUT NIGGAS LIKE LIL' MAC!

Tyson:
You attack your own team! What was Stan thinking?

Hulk:
YOUR POLICE RECORD'S TOO LONG, WHAT WE'RE YOU DRINKING?

Tyson:
Mike winning on the mic? Damn, I am plannin' it,
Calm down Hogan! looks like you need a dose of anger management!
You're a killer machine, that doesn't work without steroids,
Dumbass scientist! your minds just a fuckin' void!

Hulk:
HULK SHOW YOU VENGEFUL AVENGER!
MIGHT AS WELL HAVE PETER BUCKLEY PUNCH OUT YO DENTURES!
MIKE VERSE HULK, IT WILL BE NO CONTEST!
HULK PUNCH REPEATEDLY LIKE TYSON'S ARRESTS!

done!

[Spars]

Awesome. Hulk still won. Time to put it in the archives BB!

[Epic Doctor X]

i did a few changes, but kept the most of it, cuz i didn't feel like there was much to change.

[Epic Doctor X]

i made a voting station Bobby, if that's ok

[BobbyBobber]

i made a voting station Bobby, if that's ok

Yup!

[Epic Doctor X]

I thought that there will be much more order if we only have work here. Will you post the battle Bobby?

[BobbyBobber]

I thought that there will be much more order if we only have work here. Will you post the battle Bobby?

Yes I will.

[BobbyBobber]

So, we are doing CHARLES DARWIN VS. ASH KETCHUM!!! Time to collect facts. NO LINES YET.

[Faker]

Since we're most likely doing Ash vs Darwin. Here's some facts.

Ash is 10 years old, and never seems to age!
His first Pokemon was Pikachu.
He's voiced by a girl.
His friend, Brock, is a pervert.
He's traveled with 4 different girls and never banged one of them!
His goal is to become Pokemon master.
He's caught every starter Pokemon from Kanto, Johto, and Unova.
There are 649 Pokemon.
He was almost killed by Mew and Mewtwo.

Charles Darwin founded the Theory of Evolution!
He discovered this examining finches.
He owned a boat named the HMS Beagle.
His tomb is in the Westminster Abbey Church.
A fish from The Amazing World of Gumball is named after him.