Washington:
I'm the first president! All citizens shall be treated equal!
I stand by my pledge to bring glory to We the People!
Imma cap da Capt. with da Continental Thugz,
At least kids know you, quite good for a guy who got his powers from drugs!
You wear blue and red tights, You are obviously gay
Avenger my ass! I built the USA!
B*tch please, your main weapon's a shield, thats weak,
F*ck you, America; Freedom of speech!
America:
I know that you are afraid, It's alright, it's perfectly natural,
You're the guy who looks 90 years old with yo white hair, how dare you mock my apparel!
I'll go World War II on ya, make your Skull turn Red!
I've met villains before with better hair on their head!
You're no leader! You're just a pathetic little wannabe!
Everybody already knew that you were interested in cherry trees!
I'm here for the win, and trust me! It'll be quite epic.
You're as cheap as a 1 dollar bill, b*tch, its obvious that America's way more patriotic!
Washington:
You've been in a war, but i can clearly see that you can't fight me!
I'm the one with false teeth, but you still can't even bite me!
You have no right to be called a soldier! You're weak; You're not even good!
When I was done with Peggy, my teeth weren't the only things made of wood.
I write raps, Capt, stronger than my Constitution,
I'll kick your nerdy ass, I'll reenact the American Revolution!
Cap, you need to step up your game! I WAS UNANIMOUSLY CHOSEN!
You should just just leave this war and go back to being frozen!
I'll beat your latex covered ass like i beat Malaria and Dysentery
Tell me when you'll be remembered in two fucking centuries!
America:
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You Founding Motherfucker! I'll knock you out so hard your wig will slip off,
So get your Monument out of your ass, o god, your gonna make me barf!
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Washington:
Your... Whats the word Im looking for, UNCONSTITUTIONAL!
F*ck Uncle Sammy, b*tch, we dont want you!
Your childish costume is so revolting! You look like a Star Spangled b*tch,
And, you know what they say about taking steroids? BABY DICK!
America:
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