Extreme Colab, Work & Writing Thread.

[BobbyBobber]

There's not many active forumers this time around, huh?

Guess not...

[BobbyBobber]

Okay, the next battle shall be...
SHERIFF WOODY VERSES CLINT EASTWOOD!!!
Cowboy vs. Cowboy; Wood vs. Wood!
FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[B.S.B]

Obviously, Woody is a living toy. I think that could give some good lines.

[Spars]

I always like to stray away from the fact part.

[B.S.B]

I always like to stray away from the fact part.

I like to stray away from everything.

[BobbyBobber]

WOODY
Woody is another word for penis...
In Toy Story 3, teenage boy Andy stops playing with his Woody. Get it?
"There's a snake in my boot!"
Voiced by Tom Hanks in the movies and Tom's lesser known brother, Jim Hanks in other media.
The names Woody and Buzz both have sexual references. Not to mention theyre toys (if you know what I mean).
Disney Pixar
Jessie is Woody's female counterpart
Bullseye is the name of his horse
ZERG!!!

CLINT
Clint, clit. Get it?
Always has his goddamned pants pulled up extremely high. (As commonly referenced in SNL)
[spoiler:9t5simhd][/spoiler:9t5simhd]
This year, at the RNC, he did a comedy routine where he interviewed an imaginary Barack Obama, in reality, it was just a chair.
[spoiler:9t5simhd][/spoiler:9t5simhd]
Used to be a young badass, now he's a weak old man.
Famous for his Western films

[Faker]

I always like to stray away from the fact part.

Same here.

[Faker]

Well, maybe one.

Woody has a string on his back that you pull.

[Froggy]

Woody gets jealus VERY easily.
Woody was afraid of a 13-year-old boy.

Clint Eastwood's voice is very raspy and sounds like he's gonna die any second now.

[Epic Doctor X]

Clint Eastwood is "The man with no name"