Extreme Colab, Work & Writing Thread.

[Epic Doctor X]

Shaggy and Scooby:

Zoinks, Scoobs! Let's do this like we run scared, THIS'LL GO FAST!
Before you go home with your plaid overcloak, how 'bout you bend over and kiss my ass?
You're like, not that smart! In fact, your skulls are thick!
Your magnifying glass's only use is for Irene to find your dick!
Like, we can't understand you with that fucking pipe!
your movies are slow, out show brings all the hype!
We solve groovy cases in less than 20 minutes, what's with you?
Your detective skills are so shit it takes you novels to even get a clue!
Isn't it ironic how your partner's a doctor? It must be a joke!
Because you probably wrote all of your lyrics while you were hopped up on coke!

Sherlock and Watson:

My dear Watson, who is this? A stoner and his stuttering hound?
No wonder they go search for monsters alone, nobody wants them around!
You stand idly by while Fred fucks Daphne, I get chicks all the time
You can't run through a door and come out another to escape my rhymes!
Look at you two! Your so called "braveness" comes from cookies!
You call yourself dog, Scooby? I'd rather call you p***y!
Every commercial I see of your show is the same goddamn catastrophe!
My books are college-leveled, your shit's elementary!
You are always scared of monsters, but why run away so fast?
Every single thing you caught has been a guy in a mask!

Shaggy and Scooby:

No shit sherlock they're much more intimidating than you
You're the only idiot who bites more puss than Scooby Doo!
And Watson, you're pretty useless man! you don't even have the brain,
To simply right in your biographies, "MY PARTNER'S FUCKING INSANE!"

Sherlock and Watson:

You two bitches made all your foes return to life!
Your best friend's a dog, will you EVER get a wife?
You and your foolish gang's fame has already faded!
You know my methods! We'll take over Mystery Incorporated!

Shaggy and Scooby:

Your shit is from the early 1900s, b***h, those times are gone!
Don't you have like retirement or something to focus on?

Sherlock and Watson:

I'll lyrically beat you with a parry and shove your Scooby Snacks up your ass!
I'll always be the best detective of the world! You're stuck as a stoner with no class.

[ZoroarkPKMN]

"Isn't it ironic how your partner's a doctor? It must be a joke!
Because you probably wrote all of your lyrics while you were hopped up on coke!"

ALTERNATE VERSION:

"I've been beating you in this battle every since I first spoke
You're a dumb-dumb head, CRAFTING YOUR LINES WHILE YOU'RE ON COKE!!"

[Lohuydahutt]

"Isn't it ironic how your partner's a doctor? It must be a joke!
Because you probably wrote all of your lyrics while you were hopped up on coke!"

ALTERNATE VERSION:

"I've been beating you in this battle every since I first spoke
You're a dumb-dumb head, CRAFTING YOUR LINES WHILE YOU'RE ON COKE!!"

I prefer the first one :P

[ZoroarkPKMN]

For the beat:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7Fhi...feature=relmfu

[Froggy]

Okay, it's done. Now for EPX and Bobby to revise it and publish it.

[YellowNerd]

That was freakin' epic

[Roy49]

Damn, I missed the whole battle... that was quick. I apologize for that, I will definitely be here for the next one... which'll be what female battle?

[Froggy]

I think Banners should start being made for these. First, we need someone to make an "EXTREME RAP BATTLES OF COLLABORATION" logo.

[Epic Doctor X]

Black Widow vs. Samus!!!!


Time for facts!!

[rangernumberx]

Black widow is a member of the Avengers, America's "best line of defence", along with people like hawkeye, thor, and the hulk. She only has a couple of guns.

Samus loses her armour at the start of each game, having to collect it back. Only exception I think is other M, where she's 'not given a permit' to use the morph bombs, etc.