Extreme Colab, Work & Writing Thread.

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Samus' first line:
Who's this? A backstabbin' whorey bitch of a spy
Your tits are so microscopic they can't be seen by the naked eye!

Black Widow:
I've managed to trick the trickster god, I can defeat this woman
Your Megaman gun doesn't compete with a hero this good-lookin'

Samus:
Bitch thinks that she's up in front? Mothafucka, nerds know I'm better
You keep directing your ass straight at Jeremy Renner!

Black Widow:
You've got a sidescroller so tough to beat, no kid has even finished that crap!
Samus: You're the most useless "Avenger" out there and your suit's weak like plastic wrap!!

Samus:
This cunt-hole agent will feel the wrath of my Final Smash!
(turns from Zero Suit Samus into normal Power Suit Samus)

:D
Edit: since the word fap was used once I'll replace that part of the line with "and your suits weak like plastic wrap"

I don't see the word fap in there. There's "you've got a sidescroller so tough to beat, no kid has even finished that CRAP"
and
"This cunt-hole agent will feel the wrath of my Final Smash!"

[Lohuydahutt]

Samus' first line:
Who's this? A backstabbin' whorey bitch of a spy
Your tits are so microscopic they can't be seen by the naked eye!

Black Widow:
I've managed to trick the trickster god, I can defeat this woman
Your Megaman gun doesn't compete with a hero this good-lookin'

Samus:
Bitch thinks that she's up in front? Mothafucka, nerds know I'm better
You keep directing your ass straight at Jeremy Renner!

Black Widow:
You've got a sidescroller so tough to beat, no kid has even finished that crap!
Samus: You're the most useless "Avenger" out there and your suit's weak like plastic wrap!!

Samus:
This cunt-hole agent will feel the wrath of my Final Smash!
(turns from Zero Suit Samus into normal Power Suit Samus)

:D
Edit: since the word fap was used once I'll replace that part of the line with "and your suits weak like plastic wrap"

I don't see the word fap in there. There's "you've got a sidescroller so tough to beat, no kid has even finished that CRAP"
and
"This cunt-hole agent will feel the wrath of my Final Smash!"

No earlier in the other lines in the battle. I mean it's redundant and I like the other line better because half of Samus's lines are dissing her attractiveness already >:D

[Lohuydahutt]

so if we go with the final smash line, Samus shoots the laser (Black Widow dodges somehow) here's exactly after that
Now that I got that weight off my back you want some more?
Because you'll find my raps pound harder than the hammer of Thor!

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Samus:
Your job is to destroy aliens, show a couple manners!
And don't rage your ass off like that nerd Bruce Banner!

(In the vid Bruce will make a cameo in the same costume from Banner vs. Tyson)

[Lohuydahutt]

Can I point out the best rhyme I found for woman is oven? xD
Also...
Samus
These rhymes of mine pounded you harder than the hammer Mjölnir
You add nothing to the team so why don't you like a spy just disappear!
(closing line for samus? )

[Lohuydahutt]

I guess we really need Black Widow lines now xD
Black Widow:
That's your final smash? That's weaker than that stupid 2D toy's!
But now that I see the real you you might as well have been a boy!

[BobbyBobber]

I'll be more involved in the next battle, Im kinda lost in this one, joining all mid creation and shit, lol.

[Lohuydahutt]

Also EPX when Samus does her final smash her suit breaks down and becomes Zero Suit xP just clarifying

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Also EPX when Samus does her final smash her suit breaks down and becomes Zero Suit xP just clarifying

No, she'll go from Zeo Suit to Power Suit, not Power Suit to Zero Suit

[Lohuydahutt]

Also EPX when Samus does her final smash her suit breaks down and becomes Zero Suit xP just clarifying

No, she'll go from Zeo Suit to Power Suit, not Power Suit to Zero Suit

O rly? That is actually very confusing. She's referencing her power suit and she doesn't actually rap after she puts it on :P