Lol well that's like a completely different line, so...We could use both.Originally Posted by ZoroarkPKMN
Lol well that's like a completely different line, so...We could use both.Originally Posted by ZoroarkPKMN
Originally Posted by Lohuydahutt
Originally Posted by JonerStrokes68
We can't rhyme ball with ball. That's a big NO NO in rap battlesOriginally Posted by ZoroarkPKMN
How's that? I tried to re-word it so ball doesnt rhyme with ball.Originally Posted by Epic Doctor X
Originally Posted by Lohuydahutt
Originally Posted by JonerStrokes68
Samus:
Who's this? A backstabbin' whorey b***h of a spy,
with the bodyshape of her father - That's no lie!
You're a Russian dominatrix that chokes on steroids.
I'll destroy you just like I destroyed all those fucking metroids!
Other girls hate black widows, I stomp 'em with the feet of my power suit!
You're just a stupid little spy with nothing but small breasts to boot!
Want a tip? Instead of playing around with Hawkeye's tiny balls,
spend more time fighting! It's what your pathetic body was made for, after all.
Black Widow:
A bitch of a spy? Well, all you care about is cash!
You better leave now, because this is your Final Smash.
I'll persuade you to shut the f**k up and do like I expected,
Act like the man they thought you were, with that robot penis erected!
You're a whiny little b***h who has no chance of getting laid,
I mean, you've got about as much good looks as Mother Brain!
Take your NES shit and leave, or else you'll be sorry.
I'll blow your fucking head off like one of the Chitauri!
Samus:
You keep shooting down Stark, tellin' him you're a no-zone!
You must be more of a bozo than me before the Chozos!
I spit disses to make bitches like yourself bow down
When it comes to girls nerds love, I TAKE THE CROWN!
Black Widow:
You got your skills from bird DNA, surprised you're not growing feathers,
I fucked up aliens, looked Sexy in Latex and STILL broke Box Office Records!
I work with great heroes like Captain America, Iron Man, and the Hulk daily.
Nerds want to see me kick ass, they want to see you Justin Bailey!
(Samus takes off her Power Suit and becomes Zero Suit Samus)
Samus:
Go ahead and SHIELD yourself from my lyrically dangerous raps!
Your only fans are Teenage Boys watching you to fap.
You may be a Black Widow, but you have the stupidity of Ridley.
Add to that the weight of Kraid, and your Kraid-sized man titties!
You had 2 hours of shitty screen time. I've had years of success!
This b***h doesn't believe I can spit harder rhymes when I undress!
You're a Ginger with no soul! You'd be better off as a farmer!
I'll knock you harder than when I wore my fucking orange-colored breast armour!
Black Widow:
I've had stronger materials than you be put onto my breasts-
Samus:
If you had any! You still play with guns, honey, give it a rest.
Black Widow:
I've managed to trick the Trickster God. I can handle this smelly cunt.
That piece of shit suit makes you look big, but underneath, you're just a runt.
I change up my suits, you're stuck with what you wear.
I could make more money than your games, by selling my pubic hair!
I slap bitches so fast, I'll make you crawl up into a ball
Just head back to S.S.B.B and suck Snake's cocktail weenie raw!
I bust caps at gods and rap, you shoot with a Megaman gun!
I'd continue to diss you, but we already know who won.
(Samus takes off her Power Suit and becomes Zero Suit Samus)
Samus:
Go ahead and SHIELD yourself from my lyrically dangerous raps!
Your only fans are Teenage Boys watching you to fap.
You may be a Black Widow, but you have the stupidity of Ridley.
Add to that the weight of Kraid, and your Kraid-sized man titties!
You had 2 hours of shitty screen time. I've had years of success!
This bitch doesn't believe I can spit harder rhymes when I undress!
You're a Ginger with no soul! You'd be better off as a farmer!
I'll knock you harder than when I wore my fucking orange-colored breast armour!
Games I Play On 3DS: Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate, Super Smash Bros 3DS, Kid Icarus Uprising, Pokemon
3DS Friend Code: 1032-1436-7379
Games I Play On Wii U: Splatoon, Mario Kart 8, Super Mario Maker, Xenoblade Chronicles X
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Black Widow:
I've had stornger materials than you be put onto my breasts! (or chest, idk)
Samus:
If you had any! You still play with guns, honey, give it a fucking rest.
Originally Posted by Lohuydahutt
Originally Posted by JonerStrokes68
For Black Widow's last lines:
This rap battle has to end, so let's have a little fun!
I bust caps at gods, you fuck around with a Megaman gun!
OR
I'd continue to diss you, but I've had enough fun!
I bust caps at gods and rap, you shoot with a Megaman gun!
Games I Play On 3DS: Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate, Super Smash Bros 3DS, Kid Icarus Uprising, Pokemon
3DS Friend Code: 1032-1436-7379
Games I Play On Wii U: Splatoon, Mario Kart 8, Super Mario Maker, Xenoblade Chronicles X
NNID: DevinSanti
We need to get this battle done! I'm pretty sure we have all the lines needed, but EPX just needs to put them in, and we'll be done (i think)
Originally Posted by Lohuydahutt
Originally Posted by JonerStrokes68
I'll let Bobby do that. I've doing that for a while now, and i think that it's my co-workers turn
Alrighty. I'll that done in a bit. Sorry for barely helping with this one, I'll be back at it for the next ones.Originally Posted by Epic Doctor X
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