Me too. Its extremely hard picking a winner.Originally Posted by Thumb
i'm amazed how it turned out
Its really close to a tie, but I have to give it to MythBusters.
"I think my dick is ghost, why dont you come over here and SUCK IT!" = Winning line.
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Tao of Blue
yeah that line was amazing, i'm glad i started this whole thing, it is much more fun writing togheterMe too. Its extremely hard picking a winner.i'm amazed how it turned out
Its really close to a tie, but I have to give it to MythBusters.
"I think my dick is ghost, why dont you come over here and SUCK IT!" = Winning line.
They call me Thumb
But you might know me as Rusty...
Bon Vivant of Violet
Agreed XD Ghostbusters had some power too thoMe too. Its extremely hard picking a winner.i'm amazed how it turned out
Its really close to a tie, but I have to give it to MythBusters.
"I think my dick is ghost, why dont you come over here and SUCK IT!" = Winning line.
"when you get a call, just redirect them to the real busters"
"She wont be returning to your show once she takes a load of our ectoplasm"
"The only Discovery you made was Mythical ratings for your show"
True, "I would put Chef Boyardee back into his can,Agreed XD Ghostbusters had some power too thoMe too. Its extremely hard picking a winner.i'm amazed how it turned out
Its really close to a tie, but I have to give it to MythBusters.
"I think my dick is ghost, why dont you come over here and SUCK IT!" = Winning line.
"when you get a call, just redirect them to the real busters"
"She wont be returning to your show once she takes a load of our ectoplasm"
"The only Discovery you made was Mythical ratings for your show"
If he wasn't fatter than the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!"
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Bon Vivant of Violet
I hadto give it to MB. That suck it line won for me to
Spoiler:
Epic Rap Battles Of Collaboration!!!
STEVE (From MineCraft)!!!
Verses...
INDIANA JONES!!!
BEGIN
Indy:
I'm Indiana Jones, explorer of the century!
Your style can't compare to Mine, you need some mentoring!
You're rapping sucks, you should turn it up a notch!
You're missing two "boulders", while I have a fully crafted crotch!
YOU HAVE NO LIFE! Maybe I should make a new blockbuster of me finding it,
Once Im done, you'll be chopped up into 16-bits!
I fight Nazis and get babes in which nothing comes between us,
You've never even seen a girl 'cause you're too busy fighting green penises!
Steve:
You'll be scared by the size of this long snake,
I'll take your girlfriends' eggs and milk and bake myself a cake!
Your skull is as hard headed as a crystal, so shut the f*ck up!
I built the dungeons you explored, but I don't need them to have your ass whupped!!
Motherfucker, my rhymes are as solid as obsidian,
Why are you gettin weak, is your period kickin in!?
Indy:
You a playmate for nerd who are too lazy to use LEGO's,
Watching Hardcore Mode Youtube videos!
We'll wrangle you like the wires on our monkey.
I'll explore your game, and take your gold, using Code Junkies!
Steve:
I'll set you on fire, make you burn like a wooden block,
I'm not afraid of a cowboy, named after his dog!
Your rapping sucks! It should be pixelated!
I give your movies two diamonds, and it's still too overrated!
Indy:
Your game is just an excuse for nerds to sexually relax!
Steve:
Im crafting raps from scratch, so suck my pixel pickaxe!
Indy:
Pixels? No wonder your game is as ugly as your ass!
Steve:
You can't run from this rock, you might as well as well wear a shirt saying "last!"
Indy:
Don't be all smug cuz MC stands for Mine Craft, cuz it's not!
All that MC stands for is your "Missing Cock!"
We all know that 16-bit games belongs the past
Imma craft the raft to victory, shove your diamonds up your ass!
You just stick to gaming, while I'm "exploring" bitches.
While I'm getting the babes, you're getting all the glitches!
Steve:
You're always whipping around your dick! If only I had a nickel!
Let me blow your ass up until you lose every pixel!
I'm griefin' your explorations and Raid'n your Lost Arc!
Come step in my lava death trap, just make your mark!
Ya know Indy, I enjoyed your wife's "Temple of Doom!"
Let's play Multiplayer so I could lock you in a steel room!
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Epic Rap Battles Of Collaboration!!!
MIKE TYSON!!!
Verses...
BRUCE BANNER!!!
BEGIN
Tyson:
It's Mike Tyson here, better than Ali,
Who are you? A guy who has rage fits on T.V.!
Man you're so skinny, you needa be thickened,
Before I give you a piece of this here sickening Tyson chicken!
Hey scientist! Have you tried to measure the mass,
Of that big thing called yo gigantic chemistry ass!?
Like I said before, I know how to fight,
Think twice before mockin' on Kid Dynamite!
Banner:
Are you using your undeveloped vocabulary against me?
It's scientifically impossible for you to win, so its not necessary!
You're incorrigible, an auditory consuming freak,
Translated, you eat ears like bon appetit!
You cant speak clearly, the lyrics I articulate are unabridged,
You are what juveniles classify as a "b*tch!"
Dont sinisterly slander B Banner with your stupidity,
Dont make me indignant, you wouldnt like me when Im angry!
Tyson:
You really think yo tough? Man your owned by Disney,
All your fans are nerds with huge-ass glasses and acne!
I'll 1,2,3 KO you at a steady pace,
Then bite off your ear,and piss on your face!
Bruce, you got no talent! Everybody wants Mike!
Imma steal the fucking victory, like I stole yo fucking bike!
Bruce:
I warned you...
*Gets angry and changes into Hulk*
Hulk:
AAAAAAAARRRGGHH! YOU IS FUCKING DONE!
HULK WILL F*CK UP YOUR WIFE, DAUGHTERS AND SONS!
HULK BASH YOUR PUNY ASS, MIKE GET CREAMED!
YOU GET REPLACED IN GAMES BY MR. DREAM!
YOU DRUG LIKE DOUBLE CHARLIE SHEEN!
HULK WARNED YOU BEFORE, BUT YOU ASKED FOR GREEN!
Tyson:
I'm used to battles! Got 50 wins!
Those students ruined your filming, damn, you got "pissed!"
Hulk:
HULK SMASH TYSON ASS,
HULK PUNCH-OUT NIGGAS LIKE LIL' MAC!
Tyson:
You attack your own team! What was Stan thinking?
Hulk:
YOUR POLICE RECORD'S TOO LONG, WHAT WE'RE YOU DRINKING?
Tyson:
Mike winning on the mic? I am plannin' it,
Calm down Hogan, looks like you need a dose of anger management!
C'mon! Your a living steroid!
Dumbass scientist, your minds just a void!
Hulk:
HULK SHOW YOU VENGEFUL AVENGER!
MIGHT AS WELL HAVE PETER BUCKLEY PUNCH OUT YO DENTURES!
MIKE VERSE HULK, NO CONTEST!
HULK PUNCH REPEATEDLY LIKE TYSON'S ARRESTS!
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Ash vs. Darwin is coming up next! Who's excited!?!?
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ME! Because I'm actually helping to write this one! :D
When in the Frick did I contribute to 2 and 3I hope Thumb approves of this.
Anyway, Extreme Colabs is a ERB series which anybody can take part in. We all work together to build the best ERB possible. It takes a lot of hard work but they are EPIC. This was founded by Thumb, just say'n. If you wanna help write 'em, go here: viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3103
This is where the completed battles will be released. So get ready for the best ERB's you've ever seen!
List O' Extreme Colabs:
#1: The GhostBusters vs. The MythBusters - 1st page (Contributors & writers: Thumb, Redbugman, Bobbybobber, Gliscor, Sanebutstrange, Epic Player X, Ultamite Blowup, Spartica4Real, YellowNerd, BSB, and ErbFan101)
#2: Steve (From MineCraft) vs. Indiana Jones - 2nd page (Contributors & writers: Thumb, Redbugman, Bobbybobber, Gliscor, Epic Player X, Froggy, Ultamite Blowup, Spartica4Real, and ErbFan101)
#3: Mike Tyson vs. Bruce Banner feat. The Hulk - 2nd page (Contributors & writers: Thumb, Redbugman, Bobbybobber, Gliscor, Beat, Cameron The Taco, Epic Player X, Ultamite Blowup, Spartica4Real, Playingwithpeasents, BSB, and Froggy)
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