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[Roy49]

Steve Jobs vs Steve Urkel? XD

Suggestions go in the Extreme Collab, New Voting Station.

[Spars]

It wasn't a suggestion..i was just guessing!

[BobbyBobber]

The TMNT vs. Artists battle was posted... are you going to archive it, Bobby, and then, we move to the next one.

Oh, sorry. Did you edit it?

[Roy49]

The TMNT vs. Artists battle was posted... are you going to archive it, Bobby, and then, we move to the next one.

Oh, sorry. Did you edit it?

Yeah, I posted it, already on the Work & Writing Thread. It is the last post of it.

[Spars]

Final product I'm interested in seeing it.

[BobbyBobber]

Epic Rap Battles Of Collaboration!!!

THE RENAISSANCE ARTISTS!!!
Verses...
THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!!

BEGIN

TMNT:

Cowabunga, dudes! Lets beat these artists.
They think they do good by getting a frame and taking a shit.
We kick Shredder ass all the time, while you’re busy painting.
You painters are doomed to failure, destruction, and extinction.
We fight off ninjas and evil monsters, dude!
This Leo got famous for drawing Jesus and friends eating food.
Come on, guys, you think you got class.
It looks like it's time to go Renaissance on their ass.

Artists:

I painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, that's right!
You're always living in the sewers at night!
Your movies were horrible, talk about implosion!
Got turned into aliens by Michael Bay's explosions.
This'll be the day that these tartarugas will fall!
Donatello may have two sticks, but he’s got no balls!
Everything in your franchise was made of pure poop.
It looks like it is time to serve some turtle soup.

TMNT:

You think we're gonna stand here and rap against you guys all day?
We're mutant turtles! And this da Vinci is gay!
Seriously, this guy is famous. I find that a surprise.
This doofus has a passion for drawing emo girls and naked guys.
You have done some very good art.
But to us, you are just a bunch of old farts.
Your terrible raps only make our verses better.
Your rhymes are so bad, they should be... PUT IN THE SHREDDER!

Artists:

We can beat you, easily. You’re just mutant turtles.
Your rhymes are so bad, it makes us all want to hurl.
Mike, how about you shove those nunchucks up your ass? See-ya!
Instead of crime-fighting, all you do is eat-a pizza!
We have done works that have lasted through history.
Your franchise is running out of steam, as I can see.
Please, Mona Lisa is so beautiful, and we would screw her!
No wonder your raps are shitty, you guys LIVE in the sewers!

TMNT:

I rip through this beat so good, I leave all your journals torn.
There goes all your Vitruvian Man porn!

Artists:

Our artwork is immensely eternal.
I WON'T LET MYSELF GET BEAT BY A BUNCH OF STUPID TURTLES!

TMNT:

Your artwork is lame and you all smell rancid.
I'll especially beat Raphael over the head with his own canvas.

Artists:

We could easily beat these guys for sure.
We are famous for classic art. Your fame relies on petty stores.

TMNT:

Drawing pictures of naked men makes Leo seem gay!
I'll stick a SPLINTER up his ass and call it a day.
Everybody knows our names. Our stuff is classic.
You have a few statues? Eh. We have a million replicas of us made with plastic!

Artists:

We will win this battle, but you already knew that.
You want to beat us in Kung Fu, but your master was a freaking rat.
All-a you do is sit around and eat-a pizza
But me, I paint masterpieces like-a the Mona Lisa!

TMNT:

We are the mutant creatures that are loved by the crowds.

Artists:

I bet you guys won't be so loved, seven centuries from now.

TMNT:

Sure, the sewer is where we lurk
But even we look more handsome compared to you jerks.
Go back to the Renaissance, where you were actually cherished!
Cuz going up against us badass ninjas, you will perish!

Artists:

You think you got the skills? The answer is NO!
I mean you got Donatello, Leonardo, what's next? Vincent Van Hoe?
You are just a bunch of shitty turtles who belong in a tank, somewhere!
Stick back in your shells and get the hell out of here.

[BobbyBobber]

Red = Mickey
Yellow = Pooh
Light Blue = Oswald
Green = Peter
Blue = Stan
Orange = Cleaveland

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF COLLABORATION!

WALT DISNEY
Versus....
SETH MACFARLENE!!!

BEGIN!!!

Seth MacFarlene:
Your shows are so shitty, worse than your latest shit festival Gravity Falls.
I wonder if Dipper OR you even have any motherfucking balls.
I bet that "Friends for Change" of yours will start encouraging METH!
You are ruined by Pixar, sitcoms and stuff that bores us to death!
Your shows make me wanna puke, I don't wanna lie
Let's cutaway to your failure like the gags in Family Guy!
My shows are watched all around the world!
The only people watching your shit now are 6-year-old girls!


Walt Disney:
It seems today that all you see,
is crap like this on your TV.
Too bad that I HAD to die.
Otherwise, all these crappy shows go bye bye.
Stay tuned, coming up is "Road to Disney's Victory!"
You were cancelled TWICE! Talk about contradictory.
I couldn't even watch your shows! UGH! Not for a day.
Family Guy only survives on their petty cutaways.

MacFarlene:
That duck you made lead off to that crazy Dolan!
Your movies are so bad, they belong in the stone age.
Your crap is so bad, that you should be behind bars.
Especially for being responsible for some of those teen pop stars.

Walt Disney:
At least I'm not the one who's reviving the FIintstones
OH! MacFarlene just got pwned!
I have a TV channel. I'm the best! I'm superb.
I don’t care if I’m responsible for shit like Hannah Montana and Phineas and Ferb!

MacFarlene Characters:
I wake up every morning saying "Good morning USA"
You're messing with an agent of the CIA!
You're stuff is ridiculous! You remind me of the Keebler Elves,
and your gas-ass show makes kids want to kill themselves.
Disney, your clubhouse is such a bore!
I'll get a gun to get that shit torn!

Disney Characters:
Your creative material came STRAIGHT from the pigpen.
Plus, they keep reusing your characters, over and over again.
You got the loving wife, the idiot father,
The dumb brother and the misunderstood daughter!
Imma classic! You just throw out random jokes,
Cleaveland spin-off? Might as well have the Quagmire Show!

MacFarlene Characters:
Get your frozen ass back in that Cryonics Chamber!
Our shit gets funnier, your shit gets lamer.
Go back to school, dipshit! It's not THAT hard to graduate!
PS: You think your shows are good? To be honest, they’re nothing compared to the greats.
Mouse, Bear Dog, Duck
You made them? WHAT THE f**k?

Disney Characters:
But my shows are fun for ANY age.
You directed a shitty movie 'bout teddy bear rage!
You're even WORSE than Nickelodeon, and that shit's just random mentions of Chuck Norris!
I bet you made all of those horrible shows to extremely bore us.
You're the Darth Vader to my Skywalker, AS IF YOU ALL EVEN HAVE ONE!
I just said your life! You better hide and run.

MacFarlene Characters:
You're a worse racist than those dicks in Afghanistan
Plus, you rap worse than the time I went to a Derek B concert in England!

Disney Characters:
My raps are honey, smooth and quick.
Even my NAMES states that I'm the shit!

MacFarlene Characters:
Shit! Exactly you are shit.
The shit on my shoe that I drag on the street.
A stuffed animal compared to a CIA agent? This is idiotic!
You were made up, b***h! I'm real and I bet Chris was psychotic.

Disney Characters:
This fatass man ain't NOTHING to the originals.
Your show's considered funny? Only if we were all digital.
Your characters aren't original, they're just the same formula.
These Disney characters and our boss winning? The answer is DUH!

MacFarlene:
I'll say it now, don't wanna sound discreet
But you're a low-life, anti-semite, animating freak!
Not to mention the word "jew" makes you rage!
I'll beat you so fast, you'll be like "YOU DONT SAY" like Nicolas Cage.

Walt Disney:
So I'm anti-semitic, make fun of it enough?
Your show's just crappy, douchey, pop-culture junk!
My shows changed history! Mickey Mouse is a legend!
This is your third cancelling, your life has ENDED.

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!!!!!

[Froggy]

Okay, I just posted the battle and changed the poster to Bobby (to keep things the same).

[Roy49]

I contributed some stuff.

[ZoroarkPKMN]

As did I.