Do you like the color thing Im testing out?Originally Posted by Epic Player X
Do you like the color thing Im testing out?
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Bon Vivant of Violet
Yeah, it gave the rap color ( god, i suck. I liked it tho )
Just curious, but what were you guys favorite battles here?
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All of them.
All of them.
"I liked that part too!"
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[center:1jxlh6wg]Epic Rap Battles of Collabortaion!
Clint Eastwood!!!
Versus...
Sheriff Woody!!!
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Clint:
Howdy, partner! Watch out, because I own this here Saloon.
I'm Dirty Fucking Harry! I'll shoot your throat with my Harpoon!
You have a trilogy, but it sucks! Talking toys is plain dumb!
I'm a professional actor! You were played by Forrest Gump.
That fatass Al wanted to buy you! How much did he bid?
You were scared of being killed by a 13-year-old kid!!!
Before this battle's over, your ass will be marked with my foot
I get some serious shit for Clint in old fashioned Hollywood!
Woody:
Clit Eastwood! The time has come for you to finally croak, man!!
Andy's left the room! All the toys have awoken!
There's a snake in my pants, you can't ride up on my fame!
You've got no hair, life, or crotch! And you don't even have a name!
Take a look at Obama's seat, soon yours will be as empty!
At least going to my movies aren't THAT tempting!
You pulls your pants up high, 'cause you've got no balls!
You got a bullet in your career, because that shit's gonna fall!
Clint:
It's not tape-yourself-to-a-rocket-science, You're from the 50s, you ain't new!
Do you need to pull a string to get your "woody" up, too!?
Woody:
I could roundup my gang to whoop your old skinny ass!
You have NO ONE to help you! You're a man of the past.
Clint:
You got a plastic face that I smack when my lyrics dawn!
To me, you're just another toy the kids left on my lawn!
Woody:
Who are you trying to be? James fucking Bond?
I got a fistful of rhymes that go infinity and beyond!
Clint:
Back when i was young, the cowboys were men,
Nowadays it's just Woody's kids play with in their play-pen!
You've got a friend in nobody! Not even Buzz, your b***h!
You had a hit TV Show, but I'M the one who's rich!
Woody:
I'm the real cowboy! You're the jerk who thinks he's funny!
Your carrier is so downhill, you're probably paid with monopoly money!
you're gonna DIE any second now! You're too weak to act.
After Bonnie gets old, someone else will want me: That's a fact![/center:1jxlh6wg]
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EPIC.
Games I Play On 3DS: Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate, Super Smash Bros 3DS, Kid Icarus Uprising, Pokemon
3DS Friend Code: 1032-1436-7379
Games I Play On Wii U: Splatoon, Mario Kart 8, Super Mario Maker, Xenoblade Chronicles X
NNID: DevinSanti
Indeed it is.
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Here comes the new one!
I'm literlly shitting bricks as we speak.
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