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[BobbyBobber]

[center:3by2nps5]Epic Rap Battles of Collaboration!

Boba Fett!

Versus...

Altaïr ibn-La'Ahad!!

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Boba:
I'm Boba, bounty hunter, and you're my target!
How's your swords going to overpower my gadgets?
What kind of an assassin names himself after a bird, Altair?
And your clothes are so tight, you look like a queer!
Don't perform the "leap of faith" to escape your doom.
Face it like a man! Or I'll make that haystack your tomb!
I'm the clone in the zone and it's time that you see.
That after I beat your ass, you'll be repressing the memory!

Altair:
This will be one rap battle that you will regret,
Because I'll easily defeat you just like Jango Fett!
I can kill 10 people, if they find their way into my range!
And b***h, you're way off, if you think I'll spare any change!
I'm the greatest assassin fiction has ever made!
So I'll stab your ass non-schalantly with my hidden blade!
Your rapping are as bad as your jet pack, which broke,
I'll rap your ass back to the Sarlacc Pit! You bloke!

Boba:
The Empire knows I put up a good lyrical fight!
Nobody owns rebels like me! I freeze them in carbonite!
I'm much tougher than you! I watched my dad get decapitated!
And your voice in "Revelations" sounds like you're constipated!

Altair:
I'm so much of a rebel, I don't even follow my own Creed!
You have your Run-down SLAVE1, I have my brave trusty Steed!
Your armour is rusty as f**k! It needs to be scrubbed.
You think my voice is bad? You got yourself dubbed!

Boba:
No wonder you wear a hood! No one wants to see your face!
Before I head to Cloud City, How does this missle taste?

*Boba fires. Altair's chest is torn apart by the shot. He falls down on his knees, before hitting the ground, face first, with wide open eyes. Suddenly from nowhere, Ezio jumps down in front of the body*

Ezio:
The name's Ezio Audiotore de Firenze, looks like we've finally met
I spit lyrical fire and kill those who get in my way with my gauntlet!
I walk in slow motion, just to keep looking awesome
Have you ever succeeded a mission? That's a conundrum!
I'm a creation of UbiSOFT! Everyone knows I'm BOSS!
I kill Templars A LOT! You might even call me GOD!
You think you're so cool and fine because you're a little bit valiant?
I'll whoop your freaking ass, fear this angry Italian!
Piss off, Tin can! To win, you'll need a new hope!
You better fear ME, 'cause i nearly killed the f*cking pope!
I don't have time for this, but it's sure been fun
But now I must leave, so TASTE MY HIDDEN GUN!
*BOOM*[/center:3by2nps5]

[BobbyBobber]

Altair won. Just say'n.

[Froggy]

This turned out fantastic!

[BobbyBobber]

My favorite battles in order:
10 - Walt vs Seth
9 - TMNT vs Artists
8 - Clint vs Woody
7 - Theo vs Bear
6 - Boba vs Altair
5 - Steve vs Indy
4 - George vs Capt
3 - Ash vs Darwin
2 - Ghost vs Myth
1 - Tyson vs Hulk

[BobbyBobber]

[center:grq6eynv]Epic Rap Battles of Collaboration!

RoboCop!!!

Versus...

The Terminator!!!

BEGIN

Robocop:
OCP, please provide me with my Auto-9, I believe I sense crime,
How can this rusty T-1000 win this rap battle with one-line!
Imma the finest police officer and box officer, you convict,
Shoot you in the head with your choppa, leave your ass kicked!
Im a bad-ass cop that got resurrected as a machine,
Don't mess with me, Tin Man, I can pull your plug easily!
You're just a bad recolor of C3PO!
Why don't you grab your f*ckn shotgun and GTFO?

Terminator:
When it comes to rapping and box office, I'm better!
Because you're stuck wearing metal while I'm sport'n leather!
Your movies are shat on by critics, and for good reason,
While I'm being a bad-ass, your data-bank's freezin'!
You became a robot! I was born this way,
I'll beat the shit outta your metal ass, call it Judgement Day!
You spit stupider shit then your Special Ed-209 crap!
Leave your scrap metal ass in the dust, I'll be back!

RoboCop:
Sir, your rhymes are so bad that you have the right to remain silent,
Quit killing film, for your arrest, I have a warrant!
I can't comprehend why you travel naked, You have nothing to show!
And, you shouldn't waste your time protecting that bratty child, you know!

Terminator:
I don't apply to the law, so you can't make me stop!
RoboCop, HA! More like Kindergarten Cop!
I'm rockn pop culture, like you used to do in the 80's!
T-800 's out like hasta la vista, baby!

WHO WON!?!?
WHO'S NEXT!?!?
YOU HELP -
"Your clothes, give them to me, NOW."
Wait, what? No!
*Pulls out shotgun*
You cant do that!
"Wrong."
-POW-[/center:grq6eynv]

[BobbyBobber]

Who liked the bit of pizzazz I added at the end? A parody of two famous Terminator quotes.

[Epic Doctor X]

I laughed

[BobbyBobber]

[center:jc6mi61d]Epic Rap Battles of Collaboration!

Shaggy and Scooby!!!

Versus...

Sherlock Holmes and Watson!!!

BEGIN

Shaggy and Scooby:

Zoinks, Scoobs! Let's do this like we run scared, THIS'LL GO FAST!
Before you go home with your plaid overcloak, how 'bout you bend over and kiss my ass?
You're like, not that smart! In fact, your skulls are thick!
Your magnifying glass's only use is for Irene to find your dick!
Like, we can't understand you with that fucking pipe!
your movies are slow, our show brings all the hype!
Isn't it ironic how your partner's a doctor? It must be a joke!
Because you probably wrote all of your lyrics while you were hopped up on coke!

Sherlock and Watson:

My dear Watson, who is this? A stoner and his stuttering hound?
No wonder they go search for monsters alone, nobody wants them around!
You stand idly by while Fred fucks Daphne, I get chicks all the time
You can't run through a door and come out another to escape my rhymes!
Every commercial I see of your show is the same goddamn catastrophe!
My books are college-leveled, your shit's elementary!
You are always scared of monsters, but why run away so fast?
Every single thing you caught has been a guy in a mask!

Shaggy and Scooby:

No shit sherlock they're much more intimidating than you
You're the only idiot who bites more puss than Scooby Doo!
And Watson, you're pretty useless man! you don't even have the brain,
To simply write in your biographies, "MY PARTNER'S FUCKING INSANE!"

Sherlock and Watson:

You two bitches made all your foes return to life!
Your best friend's a dog, will you EVER get a wife?
You and your foolish gang's fame has already faded!
You know my methods! We'll take over Mystery Incorporated!

Shaggy and Scooby:

We solve groovy cases in less than 20 minutes, what's with you?
Your detective skills are so shit it takes you novels to even get a clue!
Your shit is from the early 1900s, b***h, those times are gone!
Don't you have like retirement or something to focus on?

Sherlock and Watson:

Look at you two! Your so called "braveness" comes from cookies!
You call yourself dog, Scooby? I'd rather call you p***y!
I'll lyrically beat you with a parry and shove your Snacks up your ass,
I'll always be the best detective! You're stuck as a stoner with no class!

WHO WON!?!?
WHO'S NEXT!?!?
VOTE FOR NEW BATTLES IN THE VOTING STATION!!!

Epic Rap Battles of Collaboration![/center:jc6mi61d]

[Epic Doctor X]

Anyway, i think this battle turned out fluffin' epic!

[BobbyBobber]

[center:y7uxj220]Epic Rap Battles of Collaboration!

Samus Aran!

Versus....

Black Widow!!

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[center:y7uxj220]Samus:

Who's this? A backstabbin' whorey b***h of a spy,
with the bodyshape of her father - That's no lie!
You're a Russian dominatrix that chokes on steroids.
I'll destroy you just like I destroyed all those fucking metroids!
Other girls hate black widows, I stomp 'em with the feet of my power suit!
You're just a stupid little spy with nothing but small breasts to boot!
Want a tip? Instead of playing around with Hawkeye's tiny balls,
spend more time fighting! It's what your pathetic body was made for, after all.

Black Widow:

A b***h of a spy? Well, all you care about is cash!
You better leave now, because this is your Final Smash.
I'll persuade you to shut the f**k up and do like I expected,
Act like the man they thought you were, with that robot penis erected!
You're a whiny little b***h who has no chance of getting laid,
I mean, you've got about as much good looks as Mother Brain!
Take your NES shit and leave, or else you'll be sorry.
I'll blow your fucking head off like one of the Chitauri!

Samus:

You keep shooting down Stark, tellin' him you're a no-zone!
You must be more of a bozo than me before the Chozos!
I spit disses to make bitches like yourself bow down
When it comes to girls nerds love, I TAKE THE CROWN!

Black Widow:

You got your skills from bird DNA, surprised you're not growing feathers,
I fucked up aliens, looked Sexy in Latex and STILL broke Box Office Records!
I work with great heroes like Captain America, Iron Man, and the Hulk daily.
Nerds want to see me kick ass, they want to see you Justin Bailey!


(Samus takes off her Power Suit and becomes Zero Suit Samus)


Samus:
Go ahead and SHIELD yourself from my lyrically dangerous raps!
Your only fans are Teenage Boys watching you to fap.
You may be a Black Widow, but you have the stupidity of Ridley.
Add to that the weight of Kraid, and your Kraid-sized man titties!
You had 2 hours of shitty screen time. I've had years of success!
This b***h doesn't believe I can spit harder rhymes when I undress!
You're a Ginger with no soul! You'd be better off as a farmer!
I'll knock you harder than when I wore my fucking orange-colored breast armour!

Black Widow:

I've had stronger materials than you be put onto my breasts-

Samus:

If you had any! You still play with guns, honey, give it a rest.

Black Widow:

I've managed to trick the Trickster God. I can handle this smelly c**t.
That piece of shit suit makes you look big, but underneath, you're just a runt.
I change up my suits, you're stuck with what you wear.
I could make more money than your games, by selling my pubic hair!
I slap bitches so fast, I'll make you crawl up into a ball
Just head back to S.S.B.B and suck Snake's cocktail weenie raw!
I bust caps at gods and rap, you shoot with a Megaman gun!
I'd continue to diss you, but we already know who won.[/center:y7uxj220]

[center:y7uxj220]WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF COLLABORATION![/center:y7uxj220]