Roy's Epic Rap Battles

[WoodenHornets]

AWZOME! dracula won. also you should make Charles Manson vs The Big Bad Wolf (THE TWO HAIRIEST SERIAL KILLERS)

I'll do that rap battle... right after I do this one.

Rap Battle #3- Doctor {BLANK} vs. Doctor {BLANK}

Guess the Rap Battle!

Here is some hint lyrics:

“You lose against a 12-year old AND HER F**KING DOG!”
…
“You’re just Blofeld-ripoff with an annoying cat”
…

VS

“I’m going to kick your ass back to Latveria”
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“I’ll knock the diplomatic immunity, right out of you.”
…

ooh doctor who vs doctor house?

No, sorry. These guys are supervillains.

is it doctor claw vs doctor octopus? only cause you said annoying cat.

[WoodenHornets]

IT IS DEFINITELY DOCTOR CLAW VS DOCTOR OCTOPUS!

[Roy49]

is it doctor claw vs doctor octopus? only cause you said annoying cat.

Well, you got one right. That's the nice thing. (Look at the first post)

[WoodenHornets]

is it doctor claw vs doctor octopus? only cause you said annoying cat.

Well, you got one right. That's the nice thing. (Look at the first post)

AAAAAH i see. im sorry but i think that doctor octopus would have been a better choice because they both have claws and they are both doctors. but are from different stories.

[WoodenHornets]

LETS MAKE THIS INTO AN EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY VIDEO! (maybe)
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[WoodenHornets]

here is the audio for Luke vs Harry... http://soundcloud.com/sunkistluva/harry ... skywalker#
btw i am only 13 and i know it kinda sucks soooo please dont leave hate. ALSO this is my first audio rap battle i have recorded so it aint that bad for a first try.

[Roy49]

Here is my latest rap battle. I hope you, enjoy!

#3- Doctor Doom vs. Doctor Claw

[spoiler:wt7b3lgl]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
DOCTOR DOOM!
VERSUS!
DOCTOR CLAAAAAWW!
BEGIN!

Doctor Doom:

You’re fighting against me. You’re already doomed!
My simple presence causes the world gloom.
You are pathetic on many levels, isn’t that so true?
Your arch-nemesis is a lousy detective with the IQ of 2.
I present unbelievable terror to whichever foe I face.
You keep on sending stupid minions who keep getting put in their place.
You’re a complete rip-off of Blofeld with an annoying cat to boot.
I’m going to take that fancy glove and shove it right up your poop chute.

Doctor Claw:

YOU think the two of us aren’t an even match.
You covered your entire body in armor because of one simple scratch.
Your mother was a gypsy witch
That might explain why you are such a b***h.
You think my agents suck. You haven’t seen your Doomboots, it seems.
Those hunks of metal are about as loyal as Starscream.
You never had any woman touch you in the area.
I’m going to kick your sorry ass back to Latveria.

Doctor Doom:

All you do is sit on your ass all day, trying to be a threat.
You could lose against a 10-year old girl, I bet.
You should stay hidden like your ugly face, you see.
Quit now, c**t, cause this is my Victor-y.

Doctor Claw:

I’ve seen surfers that have caused more damage than you.
I’ll knock that diplomatic immunity, right out of you.
I will squish your giant ego flat
And then, I’m going to make you scream like my pussycat. (“RAWWR!”)

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF-
Inspector Gadget: Stop right there, Doctor Claw!
Wait, what?
Inspector Gadget: Go Go Gadget Gun!
OH S**T!
(BANG! BANG! BANG!)[/spoiler:wt7b3lgl]

[The Godfather]

Claw hands down for me.

[Roy49]

Here is the next rap battle. I hope you enjoy.

#4- Charles Manson vs. The Big Bad Wolf

(This was a collaboration between me and sunkistluva.)

[spoiler:2uc9yml1]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
CHARLES MANSON!
VERUS!
THE BIG! BAD! WOLF!
BEGIN!

Charles Manson:

Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? You’re pathetic as shit.
Get off my lawn, pal. Don’t do your business in it.
I am the subject of big documentaries
That are more disturbing than the Human Centipede.
When it comes to great murderers, I take the crown.
I bet the three pigs love it, when you “blow their houses down”.
You’re so bad at killing that you really need a tutor.
It looks like it’s time for this b***h to get neutered!

The Big Bad Wolf:

I’m the alpha wolf around here, because I beat all
And unlike you, I don’t go f**king crazy when I hear the Beatles.
I know your murders were brutal and kind of rancid, too.
But I can’t take you seriously, when you have a Hanson hairdo.
You shouldn’t face me, Manson. I’m pretty wild.
I was a Nazi in one short. Sieg f**king heil!
You hypnotize other people to handle your problems.
The only thing worse than your murders is god awful albums.

Charlie Manson:

You can’t beat me. I’m on fire, bro.
I’ve seen more badass canines on the National Dog show.
I will personally write your will, using my own blood.
Then, I’ll take you to a Manson Family reunion.

The Big Bad Wolf:

Well, Mr. Manson, you think you’re so brave.
You’re so damn hairy, even I think you need a shave.
You perform bigger spazz attacks than Christian "f**king" Bale.
The apocalyptic war you predicated is more made up than my fairy tales.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Oh my god... I finished that without dying... THIS IS-(BANG!)
Jack Sparrow: Where is my rum, pal?[/spoiler:2uc9yml1]

[WoodenHornets]

Here is the next rap battle. I hope you enjoy.

#4- Charles Manson vs. The Big Bad Wolf

(This was a collaboration between me and sunkistluva.)

[spoiler:1j1tzg2v]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
CHARLES MANSON!
VERUS!
THE BIG! BAD! WOLF!
BEGIN!

Charles Manson:

Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? You’re pathetic as shit.
Get off my lawn, pal. Don’t do your business in it.
I am the subject of big documentaries
That are more disturbing than the Human Centipede.
When it comes to great murderers, I take the crown.
I bet the three pigs love it, when you “blow their houses down”.
You’re so bad at killing that you really need a tutor.
It looks like it’s time for this b***h to get neutered!

The Big Bad Wolf:

I’m the alpha wolf around here, because I beat all
And unlike you, I don’t go f**king crazy when I hear the Beatles.
I know your murders were brutal and kind of rancid, too.
But I can’t take you seriously, when you have a Hanson hairdo.
You shouldn’t face me, Manson. I’m pretty wild.
I was a Nazi in one short. Sieg f**king heil!
You hypnotize other people to handle your problems.
The only thing worse than your murders is god awful albums.

Charlie Manson:

You can’t beat me. I’m on fire, bro.
I’ve seen more badass canines on the National Dog show.
I will personally write your will, using my own blood.
Then, I’ll take you to a Manson Family reunion.

The Big Bad Wolf:

Well, Mr. Manson, you think you’re so brave.
You’re so damn hairy, even I think you need a shave.
You perform bigger spazz attacks than Christian "f**king" Bale.
The apocalyptic war you predicated is more made up than my fairy tales.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Oh my god... I finished that without dying... THIS IS-(BANG!)
Jack Sparrow: Where is my rum, pal?[/spoiler:1j1tzg2v]

if i make the audio version for this do you wanna be in it?