Roy's Epic Rap Battles

[Roy49]

I am ALMOST done with the EFRB. Hopefully, I'll be able to post it by the end of the day. It was A LOT OF WORK to do. (It is a 64-LINE BATTLE!) However, I am glad I'll be ending this season in such an epic way. Expect the EFRB pretty soon.

HERE, IT IS FOLKS...

[Roy49]

This is it, folks. All the hard work... all the straining for lyrics... all the blood gushing through my body... it all comes down to this. I hope you enjoy... because it was QUITE the workout writing this. Anyway... I hope you, enjoy...

#10- Epic Finale Rap Battle

(I like to give thanks to the people whom helped me with this:
General Gliscor
SaneButStrange
I couldn’t have made this without them)

[spoiler:v344ve7y]LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!!!

MAY I PRESENT THE ULTIMATE SEASON FINALE TO ROY’S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!

TO CELEBRATE THE END OF A GLORIOUS FIRST SEASON, WE’LL BE HAVING A SPECIAL EVENT FOR ALL OF YOU LOVING FANS!!!

AN EPIC BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS IS ABOUT TO OCCUR!!!

FOUR CHAMPIONS FROM PREVIOUS BATTLES HAVE BEEN SPECIALLY SELECTED BY YOU TO COMPETE AGAINST EACH OTHER FOR THE CHANCE TO BECOME THE WINNER OF THIS SEASON!!!

PEOPLE HAVE VOTED AND THE FOUR CHAMPIONS HAVE BEEN CHOSEN!!!

THEY ARE...
HARRY POTTER!
THEODORE ROOSEVELT!
PRINCESS PEACH!
AND GOKU!

THIS IS THE EPIC FINALE RAP BATTLE!!!

LET IT...

BEGIN!!!

Harry Potter:

I was the first rapper to battle here and I am the best.
I’ll beat the hair off of Teddy’s ugly chest.
They call me the Boy Who Lived, ‘cause I cannot die.
Not even a Killing Curse could take my life.
I defeated Thou-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named
At a time where I didn’t even know how to shave.
I’ve slept with more ladies than Hugh Hefner times 2.
You run out of “1-Ups”, Princess, now it’s time I end you.
Goku thinks his Super Saiyan form is badass, dumb fellow.
All it does is make your hair tall and yellow.
Seriously, Princess, give Mario a break.
He keeps saving your trapped ass and you only give him cake.
I’ll take Teddy’s rifle and shove right up his ass.
I’m going to school you all. So, let me take you to class.
I’ll attack with all of the power that I have in store.
Then, I’ll leave you all to the Dementors.

Princess Peach:

None of you guys will be able to stop this thick slice of royalty.
It looks like Harry needs a better wand from the way I see.
You better leave the arena, boys. ‘Cause this chick can bite.
I’ll pulverize you all using my Mega Strike.
I could take all you down, if we fought in a brawl.
Don’t rap, Son, you don’t got the Dragon Balls.
Teddy don’t blabber your mouth. You shouldn’t qualify as a man.
Your daughter, Emily, is ten times worse than a Kardashian.
Well, Harry, you think you’re the casanova, mister.
The only person you f**ked was your best friend’s ginger sister.
The only hunting I see Teddy doing is through the fridge.
I would rather f**k Wario than any of you b***hes.
You call yourselves, men, I don’t know why?
Toad is a bigger man than all of you combined.
Don’t worry, guys, you won’t have any more troubles.
My trusty umbrella will send your ass to the Lost Levels.

Theodore Roosevelt:

You REALLY don’t want to face my boiling wrath!
I could turn a shower into a steam bath!
You don’t want to mess with me. You’re all in the Danger Zone!
I wonder what Bowser does to the Princess when they’re all alone?
HA! Harry, you think you’re the Chosen One!
How about you spend less time rapping and go back to “polishing your wand”?
Goku thinks his energy beams will hit me, that dumb louse!
That guy eats more meat than a fatso in a steakhouse!
You’ll never be able to stop this Teddy! I am quite the progressive one!
Seriously, Harry, I’ve seen Bear Grylls give better names to his sons!
When it comes to great presidents, I AM THE BEST!
I once gave a long speech WITH A BULLET WOUND IN MY CHEST!
You better worry, Goku, ‘cause I could kill Vegeta, easily!
I turned the River of Doubt to the River of Unquestionable Certainty!
I’ll give you all 30 seconds to start to run
‘Cause you’ll never be able to defeat THE TRUE CHAMPION OF SEASON ONE!!!

Goku:

You all think you’ll be winning this match. You must be playing!
You guys don’t stand a chance against me, I’m just Saiyan.
Theodore likes to mock me for my eating habits.
When he is quite the Portsmouth, if you catch my drift.
Harry, you’re just an emo kid sneaking through the halls!
Why don’t you go back to the Dormitory and conjure up some balls.
You're always being kidnapped, fucking 24/7!
It takes just a simple Ki Blast to send your ass to Heaven!
I’m surprised, Teddy, you turned out the way you did.
‘Cause you did some pretty f**ked up stuff as a kid.
I'll cut you’ll up like Frieza, send you’ll into the sun like Cooler!
You call you think you’re champions, but we all know I'm the Ruler!
You think I’ll be beat by some scrawny kid, a ditzy princess, and a gay bear! HA!
I’ll kill you all on the spot with a “KAMEHAMEHA!!!”
I’m invincible! You’ll never be able to my one-up my dis.
You shouldn’t even have bothered! I already won this.

WHO IS THE SEASON CHAMPION?
IT’S UP TO YOU TO DECIDE!
PICK THE WINNER IN THE POLL ABOVE!
THIS WAS THE END OF SEASON ONE!
BUT DO NOT FRET PEOPLE!
THEY WILL BE ANOTHER SEASON OF EPIC BATTLES FOR YOU TO ENJOY!
BUT FOR NOW, I SAW THIS IS THE END OF
EPIC... RAP BATTLES... OF HISTORY!!![/spoiler:v344ve7y]

Hey, don’t leave just yet.

Here is a preview for Season 2 of Roy’s Epic Rap Battles.

[spoiler:v344ve7y]YOU ENJOYED THE OLD!

“Battlicus Returniamo”
-Harry Potter

NOW, PREPARE FOR THE NEW!

“Chuck Norris doesn’t enter the battle. The battle enters Chuck Norris. Wait…”
-Chuck Norris

BIGGER MATCHES!

“I hope you sleep tight after I enter the field.”
-Freddy Krueger

MORE BATTLES!

“Watch out, baby (BOOM!)”
-Michael Bay

SHOWCASING YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS!

“Celebrating my 50th anniversary with a buttkicking”
-Spiderman

LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE!

“I am vengeance. I am the night. I AM GOING TO KICK SOME ASS!”
-Batman

ROY’S EPIC RAP BATTLES!
SEASON 2!

“Hehehehehe! HEHEHEHE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
-The Joker

COMING SOON…

“Am I late?”
-Iron Man[/spoiler:v344ve7y]

[Spars]

That was awesome! Teddy won! But I liked Goku's "Im just saiyan"! that was THE MOST EPICEST play on words ever.

[Roy49]

I hope you guys get to vote who you thought the winner was in the poll. It will decide who was the winner of the ENTIRE SEASON.

[Roy49]

It seems Goku is winning but we need more votes to confirm it.

[BKTurner47]

Do AVGN vs Nostalgia Critic!

[Roy49]

Do AVGN vs Nostalgia Critic!

I'll probably do that battle... but you are going to have to wait a while for it.

Anne Frank vs Samantha Maxis

[Roy49]

This poll will be up until the season premiere is posted. Speaking of which, I'll be working on the season premiere, tommorow. Here is a hint of what it is:

{It is a rematch of a previously-done battle.}

[RBM]

This poll will be up until the season premiere is posted. Speaking of which, I'll be working on the season premiere, tommorow. Here is a hint of what it is:

{It is a rematch of a previously-done battle.}

Can't wait! Also, do you want to collab sometime?