Roy's Epic Rap Battles

[Spars]

He left like 2 weeks ago and just returned! Lol.

[Faker]

He left like 2 weeks ago and just returned! Lol.

Come on. I was only gone a week and a half. XD

[B.S.B]

Welp, The next battle is either Roy vs Spike or Another battle with Goku.

[Roy49]

I SERIOUSLY NEED MORE PEOPLE TO VOTE ON THIS, PLEASE!!!

[Roy49]

IT LOOKS LIKE THE RAPPERS FOR THE EPIC FINALE RAP BATTLE HAVE BEEN SELECTED AND THEY ARE

[spoiler:1weys7pr]IRON MAN
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.
WALT DISNEY
AND LINK[/spoiler:1weys7pr]

AND THE BATTLE WILL BE STARTING SOON, BUT FIRST... HERE IS THE EPIC OF THE NEXT USER COLLAB BATTLE!!!

[spoiler:1weys7pr][/spoiler:1weys7pr]

[Roy49]

The user collab battle is close to completion... hopefully, it could be posted by the end of the day.

[Roy49]

Yep, it's time for the EPIC COLLAB BATTLE!!!

You've guys been probably waiting a long time for this! Now, here you go...


This great banner was created by the great Sinister Spike!

#24- Roy49 vs. Sinister Spike

(This was a collaboration between Sinister Spike and HipsterSamuel. I give special thanks to both of them for working with me on this epic battle. I hope you enjoy! :D )

[spoiler:33xmg20n]The Forum guys were just enjoying themselves in a nice and peaceful picnic.

Spartica: This is so fun.

Spike: I know right. Nothing could ruin this moment.

Then, rising from the fiery pits of Hell, comes a returned Roy...

Roy: Hey, guys... I'm back! (Smiles evilly)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SBS: (Sarcasm) Oh great... he's back.

Spartica: We got to stop him.

ROY49!

Spike: Don't worry, I'll handle this!

VERSUS!

Roy: Oh hey, Spike... long time no see!

Spike: Time I finished your tyranny, once and for all.

SINISTER SPIKE!

Roy: OK, then, let the games begin.

BEGIN!

Roy49:

Hey, Spike, I’m back! You’re probably worried for sure.
I left because I didn’t want to see your pathetic face, anymore.
You think you’re the real Spike, you’re nothing but a phony
Who just turned from a lame Pokefreak to a f**king brony.
My raps are the best, your raps are barely seen.
You just turned to politics! Way to go, Romney.
I’m the rapper with the most and you have nothing to boast.
You can’t scale up to me, I’ll leave your ass to roast.

Sinister Spike:

Roast me? You kidding? You couldn't roast a dead pig.
You may be bad at rapping, but you sure as hell ain't big!
You better back off, cuz Imma make a frog croak... Toxicroak that is!
Your rhymes might be toxic, but prepare for a taste of your own medicine.
I'm glad you're back, cuz I'm on the attack on this sad sap.
You drunken motherfucker. Your beer is your only six-pack!
Bringing up politics in a rap, who are you? Mac Miller?
That explains why The "High"life is your Best Day Ever!

Roy49:
I'm done having fun, your days of rapping are over.
You spend most of your time working with a nerdy bipolar.
I've been missing for days and I'm still ahead of you.
I'll end you worse than my rhymes, you're totally screwed.

Sinister Spike:

Your lines are a bit short, like the shortsighted line I see.
I could dress up like your mom and you still couldn't be more classy than me!
There's a reason you were gone, and it's because I'm your nightmare.
If you're so loved on the forum, then why does DI-Z have better rep here?

Roy49:

I'm not actually a toad, but I can see you getting warts.
You should stop rapping and continuing checking on Rarity like a dork.

Sinister Spike:

I wouldn't be talking about dorks when you have that derp face.
Let me review you- 0/10. Justice shines on this slimy disgrace!

Roy49:

The only thing "sinister" about you is your timing.
And the only "0" I see is you and your awful whining.
Spend the rest of your days in "Equestria", you'll have little success.
You'll probably be spending the rest of your life being depressed.

Sinister Spike:

How am I a failure when you tried to mess with the god damn Batman?
Even worse, your own leader ratted you out! I mean, DAYUM!
Don't mess with the Sinister, or else I'll make your life a Hell.
What's a tiny frog against the one who showed your mom my stache gel?

Roy49: OK, that’s it. (Takes out a sword)

Spike: Oh no, you don’t. (Takes out a sword as well)

Roy49 and Sinister Spike were charging at each other. When suddenly, there was an incredibly bright light and a mysterious figure that came from the light. Roy and Spike stared in shock and then, the figure came closer and was revealed to be…

Sinister Spike: Oh shit!

Roy49: Hipster Samuel…

HipsterSamuel:

It’s these conflicts that make the forum start to lose its fun.
I made tournaments before it was cool! Now tell me what you’ve done.
How are you Gliscor or Snivy or Spike? I’ve lost track!
You changed your name more than you’ve left the forum and came back!
Despite those times, you still have 44 posts a day!
There’s this place called “outside”, consider trying it, OK?
Think you’re most sinister? Sorry, Spartica’s got you replaced.
Insulted MLP in your first post. How do those words taste?
Roy, I think sometimes, you might be NicePete.
You both take month-long breaks! Aside from that, he’s got you beat.
You couldn’t take a death battle and got replaced in Brawl by Ike.
Cut down that Croagunk in your trunk before the next time you fight.
I wasn’t sure what the 49 was supposed to mean
But then I figured it out. Thanks, Urban Dictionary!
We’ve got a nice community here. Both of you, shut yo face
And get back to making this forum a better place. Peace!

HipsterSamuel disappears in a blind array of light… then, Roy and Spike are still staring dumbfounded.

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES O-
Roy49: (Punches the announcer to the moon) Hell ya!
(Roy49 gets kicked in the nuts by Batman Heisenburg)
BH: F**k you, asshole!
Roy49: (Drops down on the floor) …Yeah, I kind of deserved that.[/spoiler:33xmg20n]

[Faker]

I've been wanting to do this for a long time.

/Snipes Roy's, Batman's, Hipster's, and the announcer's head.

[Roy49]

Happy Thanksgiving, Everybody! I have started production on my Epic Finale Rap Battle... it should be done by the time this Thanksgiving weekend is over.

However, until then... is anyone on the site interested in doing a banner offer for me? Send me a PM if you're interested... I'll send you a reply that explains what I want to be made and hopefully, something spectacular could be made.

[Lohuydahutt]

holy shit spike that banner is awesome xD