Roy's Epic Rap Battles

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[B.S.B]

Dr Doom VS Dr Claw

[Roy49]

Dr Doom VS Dr Claw

I already did that battle.

(Btw, Happy Birthday, BSB.)

[B.S.B]

Dr Doom VS Dr Claw

I already did that battle.

(Btw, Happy Birthday, BSB.)

i was saying that to figure out the hinted battle.
(and thanks :D)
((oh wait, i was saying that too late))
(((still, thanks)))

[Roy49]

[quote=B.S.B]

Dr Doom VS Dr Claw

I already did that battle.

(Btw, Happy Birthday, BSB.)

i was saying that to figure out the hinted battle.
(and thanks :D)
((oh wait, i was saying that too late))
(((still, thanks)))[/quote:2gtbltov]
You are welcome. :D

[Ultamite Blowup]

Nice battle. Mind checking out my FMRB section

[Roy49]

Here is my latest rap battle. I hope you enjoy it. :D

#5- Jack Sparrow vs. Monkey D. Luffy

[spoiler:1bya15sr]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
JACK SPARROW!
VERSUS!
MONKEY D. LUFFY!
BEGIN!

Jack Sparrow:

This is the tale about how Captain Jack Sparrow
Beat the s**t out of a kid with a brain full of marrow.
You think you can beat me at the helm.
You try to be a good pirate, but you can’t even swim.
I’ll wash that innocent face of yours down with rum and gin.
You got Boa Hancock on your knees and yet you’re still a virgin.
I don’t need no bloody fruit to sail across the sea.
I just need my dashing sword to cut you into One Piece!

Monkey D. Luffy:

You’re not a real pirate, you’re a giant wuss.
You’re so cheap, you got in debt with a octopus.
My rubber powers have benefited me in “more ways than one”.
Your fangirls only think you’re a dirty monkey that needs a bath, son.
You crew looks like shit compared to mine, you dreadlock-wearing squirt.
I’ve got a chest of treasure, you’ve got a jar of dirt.
Elizabeth said you were awful at “polishing her black pearl”.
That’s why I came along to rock her world.

Jack Sparrow:

You went all di***it when an Ace hit the floor.
You are like a 4-year old kid that was let free in a candy store.
I’ll take the gun with one bullet and shoot you in the privates.
That’s what happens why you try to face the true King of the Pirates.

Monkey D. Luffy:

You can’t shoot me down. The bullets just bounce off me!
You want a Gum-Gum Pistol, Jack. I’ll give a thousand, sonny.
I’m going to make you and your entire crew hit the mat
Because that’s what happens when you mess with a straw hat.

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES O-
Luffy: GUM! GUM! PISSSSSSSTTTTTTTOOOLLLLLL!!! (Punches the Announcer)
Ow.[/spoiler:1bya15sr]

[The Godfather]

Can I pretty please review this?

[Roy49]

Can I pretty please review this?

Sure, if you want.

(I don't think it's my best work, though, but I'll see what you think.)

[Roy49]

Here is my first female rap battle. I hope you enjoy.

#6- Princess Peach vs. Cinderella

[spoiler:1ap7l4ba]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
PRINCESS PEACH!
VERSUS!
CINDERELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
BEGIN!

Princess Peach:

When it comes to video game princesses, I am one of the greats.
Come to the castle, Cindy. I’ve made you a fist cake.
You’re a psychological wreck that only tries to act chipper.
Your prince is a freak that probably sniffed that glass slipper.
Your best friends are rodents. That’s pathetic for sure.
I’ll beat your ass eternally like the stairway in 8-4.
Not even your Fairy Godmother can fix your ugly face.
All I need is my trusty pan to put you in your place.

Cinderella:

You think my prince isn’t charming.
Your savior is a fat plumber with a shroom addiction, darling.
You keep getting captured by two-foot tall goons.
You got more air in your head than a hot-air balloon.
When to comes to Disney princesses, I am pretty fierce.
What?!? Are you going to attack me with your tears?
I’m a princess to a kingdom that’ll never fail ya.
You’re a princess to annoying dwarves that lack any genitalia.

Princess Peach:

You think you’re so special, I bet you do.
But you wouldn’t be anywhere without a “Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo”.
I’ll make you go back to cleaning floors, easily.
Because unlike you, I am true royalty.

Cinderella:

You are the head of the Kingdom and you aren’t a queen. Sheesh!
You get kidnapped so often that you need to put on a leash.
Mario must consider you one giant hassle.
When I’m through with you, you’ll just be “a princess from another castle”.

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP-
Fairy Godmother: Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo! (Announcer turns into a mouse)
Squeak! Squeak![/spoiler:1ap7l4ba]