Roy's Epic Rap Battles

[Spars]

If I had to level a ratio to 100 of who won I would give 91-9 ration in Cinderella's favor! She whupped Peach's ass! Hard!

[Roy49]

Here is some stuff to know about the upcoming rap battles.

As you know, the end of the season is coming closer and closer and to cap off the first season of "Roy's Epic Rap Battles", there is going to be an Epic Finale Rap Battle! The Epic Finale Rap Battle is going to going to be an big rap battle featuring people from the previous rap battles.

However, they have been two methods I've been considering for how I was going to make the Epic Finale Rap Battle.

Method 1- It is going to be a rap battle between two previous fighters (that are specially suggested by you guys) where each will get two 8-line verses.

Or

Method 2- It will be a rap between four previous fighters (that are specially suggested by you guys) all on their own, rapping against the other three fighters. This method will give each of the four fighters only one big 16-line verse. (Just to note: Method 2 will probably be harder and take more time to do)

Both methods will get with you deciding which of the two (or four) fighters was the best rapper and that person will be declared the winner of Season 1. However, I still don't know which method I should go with. So, I'll let you guys decide for me which method I should use. I will make (or have) a poll right above this topic for you guys to vote on which method you think is better. And if you are interested, you can also explain to me why you think said method is better for me to do. I hope you guys decide on a method because I want this finale battle to be epic.

[Spars]

I vote #2. It just seems to fit "EPIC Finale" more..

[Roy49]

It looks like I'll be doing Method 2.

Thanks for those who voted and explained their decision. When the season comes to a near end, the Epic Finale Rap Battle will truly be epic.

(I will post the poll about the fighters that you want to be in the Epic Finale Rap Battle when I work on the user collaboration battle.)

[Roy49]

You'll definitely be going bananas for this one. (Slaps himself for making awful joke) Anyway... try to enjoy...

#7- Tarzan vs. Jane Goodall

(NOTE: Tarzan is supposed to have this kind-of faltered kind of English. It is easy to read, if you say it like an ape-man.)

[spoiler:3m0izt37]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
TARZAN!
VERSUS!
JANE GOODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!
BEGIN!

Jane Goodall:

Jane is in the building and I say “peace” to my ape friends.
But it looks like it’s time to make a loony man meet his end.
You managed to live with apes, took you as their young.
Not bad stuff for someone who swings around in a loincloth.
I understand the behavior of chimpanzee, but I don’t understand you.
Why you acting like an ape? You’re a human, get a clue.
Holy Spiritual-Force! This is more effort than this is worth.
Beat it, George of the Jungle, ‘cause this is my turf.

Tarzan:

Get hands off me, damn dirty woman.
I no know what kind of research you summon.
You think you understand monkeys’ behavior, I take.
You no talk to ape friends, you only play Patty-cake.
You were friend with a guy, last name, Leakey.
I wonder what things you did to Jubilee.
You call your own son, Grub, that so cruel.
When it comes to monkeys, I one who rule.

Jane Goodall:

How do I rap against a guy who barely speak English?!?!
It would be more fun to teach a monkey Spanish.
You maybe could communicate with apes, but I did it faster.
You may think you’re good with apes, but I’ll always be the master.

Tarzan:

(Monkey Noises) Stop making sound.
You know I greatest monkey discovery around.
I only love one Jane and it sure as hell not you.
Monkeys only like you as friends. You get a clue!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF-(Random monkey attacks the announcer)
Get your hand off me, you damn dirty-(The monkey knocks the announcer out cold)[/spoiler:3m0izt37]

[Spars]

I loved it man! Jane Goodall won! Who is Jane Goodall btw? And,can you PM me?

[Roy49]

I loved it man! Jane Goodall won! Who is Jane Goodall btw? And,can you PM me?

This wikipedia article basically explains who Jane Goodall is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Goodall

[Spars]

I have some season 2 suggestions for you!

Bear Grylls vs Steve Irwin (can I play Grylls?)
..and
Freddy Kreuger vs Martin Luther King Jr. (Makes Nightmares vs Had a Dream) and could I play King Jr. in that one?

[Roy49]

I have some season 2 suggestions for you!

Bear Grylls vs Steve Irwin (can I play Grylls?)
..and
Freddy Kreuger vs Martin Luther King Jr. (Makes Nightmares vs Had a Dream) and could I play King Jr. in that one?

I actually had a Freddy battle planned for Season 2... you might be more interested in seeing that.

I might consider a BG vs. SI, though. I'll see if I get the chance.

[Roy49]

Actually... I might consider doing that battle.