Roy's Epic Rap Battles

[Spars]

Your lucky your not in the battle because I would have used ice beam! wait wut.

[Faker]

So you're so scared of my raps you'd turn to murder.

[Spars]

Yes.

[Roy49]

The poll is over. The four competitors in the Epic Finale Rap Battle will be Harry Potter, Theodore Roosevelt, Princess Peach, and Goku. Isn't that wonderful news?

Anyway, here is a user collaboration battle. I hope you enjoy.

#9- Roy49 vs. Spartica4Real

(This was a collaboration with Spartica4Real and Salamence. I give special thanks to them for this.)

[spoiler:2r618jwv]EPIC USER COLLABRATION BATTLE!
ROY49!
VERUS!
SPARTICA4REAL!
BEGIN!

Roy49:

What do I hear? What do I see?
Just another NicePeter wannabe
I’m going to win this battle, if you can blatantly see.
My raps are well-done, even YOU agree.
Your raps are so bad that it makes people chuck rotten tomatoes.
Why don’t you come over here and “smell my potatoes”?
When it comes to forum rappers, I am the top gunner.
Your rap battles are rushed faster than the Roadrunner.
My clever lyrics will put you in an arm choke.
I’ll dis rap you worse than what was done with Zoroark.
I’ll take your ass to the market, ‘cause I hear you need a rattle.
Leave my house, son, before you go leak another battle.

Spartica4Real:

My rhymes are rushed, unlike you!
Charles Manson vs. The Big Bad Wolf! WHAT THE F**K DUDE!?!?
That was one the worse raps I have EVER seen!
My Holmes vs. Batman wasn't better, it seems.
I admit it, and step up like a man unlike you, Roy.
You’re a ****** 14-year-old masturbating to Playboy.
Your raps suck and everyone agrees.
In 8 raps, only like 50 replies, GEE!
I got over 200 after just 10, son!
You can try to rap back, but you know I already won!
Ask the great HipsterSamuel, I'm better than you!
People KNOW me. When they hear your name, they just say “Who?"

Roy49:

You think you are better, you don’t say.
I don’t resort to stupid rap battle clichés.

Spartica4Real:

You are no better, you use lots of clichés.
You’re gay? You don't say?

Roy49:

You can't mess with me, I AM NUMBER ONE!
Why don't you stop rapping and go feed your baby son?

Spartica4Real:

WHY DON’T YOU SUCK PETE'S BALLS, B***H?
Did you enjoy watching me suck on your mom's tits?

Roy49:

OK! THAT IS IT, YOU UGLY F**KING ROVER!
F**K THIS RAP BATTLE! Our friendship is over!

(Roy and Spartica were going their distances… when a beam of light entered the sky and who to fell from the heavens was…)

Spartica:

Salamence?

Roy49:

Oh s**t.

(Salamence stares at Roy and Spartica)

Salamence:

Roy! Spartica! Stop battling, you're both equally good!

Spartica:

Really?

Roy49:

You think so?

Salamence:

Yes, but that doesn't mean I'll kick your asses!
Both of your raps make me want to eat molasses.
Spartica, all of the shits that spews from your raps make me want to give birth to full grown man!
Roy, your raps just bombed like Hiroshima in Japan!
Skyler, you look like EmoPeter from Spider-Man 3!
Why don't you do another dance scene, please!
I'll shit on you like I did with Holmes vs. Batman!
…
I'll get on to Roy now, but I don't really have anything to say except
…
I'll shit on you like they do with Batman & Robin!
Your raps will be eventually forgotten
After I slaughter your raps one by one!
I'll make you like them bees from Wicker Man!
Man, I'll whip your ass like J-J-J-J-J-Jackie Chan.

(Roy and Spartica stare at each other and give each other a High Five.)

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC USER CO- (BANG!)
Roy49: OBLIGATORY DEATH![/spoiler:2r618jwv]

[Faker]

Roy won. Are you going to have another forumer battle next season?

[Roy49]

Roy won. Are you going to have another forumer battle next season?

Yeah, I plan to have a user collaboration battle and a Epic Finale Rap Battle at the end of every season.

[Faker]

Reserve a spot for me. Spartica and Salamence are lucky I wasn't there to destroy them!

[Roy49]

Reserve a spot for me. Spartica and Salamence are lucky I wasn't there to destroy them!

I already had a spot planned for you.

[Spars]

Spartica won. Are you going to have another forumer battle next season?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwww

[Spars]

Reserve a spot for me. Spartica and Salamence are lucky I wasn't there to destroy them!

Do you want me to go change my name to Articuno? I'll go there! Ice Beam Bitches!!!!!