Pokemon Rap Battle Mondays!

[Faker]

Yo, Roy. That's going into possibility box.

Is that a good thing?

No, it's not good. It's excellent! :D

[Spars]

How about:
Drifblim vs Jellicent

That way you can still do Jigglypuff bs Meloetta.

[ZoroarkPKMN]

How about:
Drifblim vs Jellicent

That way you can still do Jigglypuff bs Meloetta.

I'd rather do Jellicent vs. Tentacruel. Jellyfish Pokemon. :D

But we found an opponent for Meloetta.

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Hi. My name is ZoroarkPKMN, and welcome to a very special edition of the Monday

Shoooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

!

Now, I have a lot to talk about, especially about the PKMNERBs, but before we do, it's TWITTUH QUESTION TIME!

Twitter Question Tiiiiimme!

Ok. I got a Zorua Plushie yesterday (late bday gift) want me to tweet a pic on your bday?

(My birthday is on September 2nd. It's in 2 weeks)

And Rocket, that would be cool.

Can I send you a HAND MADE drawing of Zoroark facing against Moltres, Articuno, and Zapdos.?

I would LOVE hand-made drawing of Zoroark winning against Moltres, Articuno, and Zapdos. Make it funny. :D

AND NOW, a Twitter question from me to you...there is a poll currently going on on the PKMNERB thread...of what Pokemon we should bring back to Season 3!
Personally, I want to see Alakazam and the Pichu Bros return. But we've put up Serperior and Mewtwo up as well. It's your choice!

Before we get into the CRAZY POKEMON RAP DISCUSSION TODAY, my FM rap battles are gonna be taking a break.
Don't worry, I'll still make them, it's just that this POKEMON RAP SHIT IS GETTIN' IN DA WAY OF MA STUFF!

And....Gliscor's battles! That reminds me! He ended them!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

I know, it's terrifying, but GOB and Big Mac started a My Little Pony Rap Battle Business, like me and Gliscor's, and it reminded him of the series he never went through with,which was MLP Rap Battles
So...yeah.

Now...the moment of truth. The Pokemon Rap Battles.
I have written a speech to declare shit about this.
Here we go.
WOW. What a season!
The battle that's coming out today. Ya' know, the one that made you excremate your pants, yeah, that was called a Season Finale. And WHAT a finale!
Don't think of this as ending Season 2 and moving onto Season 3.
I'll admit it. Season 1 sucked at times, but we rose to the top with Season 2.
The way we're gonna give you guys Season 3 is like how the ERBs gave you Season 2.
So this is the real Season 2. Get ready, we're gonna be PUNCHING BANANAS!!
The rap battles are going to be taking a break for about a month after this battle, I know that sounds WEIRD, but it has to be done.
The battles aren't ending! They're ramping up production! Our good friend redbugman97 has joined the family making banners!
When my hero, Steve Jobs, was at his 2007 Apple Keynote Address, he said these very words:

One is very fortunate...to work on a revolutionary product...Apple has been very fortunate.

This was moments away from his revealing the iPhone, one of the world's greatest revolutionary products.
We can relate this moment to the rap battles. One is very fortunate to make a good rap battle on the forum that people like. The Pokemon Rap Battles HAVE been very fortunate. Spike and I are LEGENDS on the forum because of what we do.
But...we didn't do this. We aren't the ones who made us so popular, it was the fans.
The support, the feedback, it kept us going even when our raps sucked, people supported us.
So the fans deserve a small treat. And for that, I'm gonna reveal a hint. To a Season 3 battle we're currently planning.
But this isn't a big hint, some of you may be aware of this hint. But it's good. It's a good hint.

Well. That's about it.
Thanks. And I'll see you next Monday. BYE!

[spoiler:2lp8e2dy]Pokemon Rap Battles--http://www.erboh.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=1642
Zoroark FMERBs--http://www.erboh.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=50
Gliscor FMERBs--http://www.erboh.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3297
Bill's Pokemon Center--http://www.erboh.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=3660
Professor Oak's Pokedex Pick of the Day--http://www.erboh.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=2187
Lance's Dragons--http://www.erboh.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=4103
Dis Raps for Hire:Pokemon Style 2 (Now Run by Spike!)--http://www.erboh.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=3855[/spoiler:2lp8e2dy]

[spoiler:2lp8e2dy]
Mondays. Where we combine totally awesome Pokemon together to get another totally awesome Pokemon.[/spoiler:2lp8e2dy]

[Faker]

Also, today's my B-Day. Should I upload the battle now?

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Also, today's my B-Day. Should I upload the battle now?

Not just yet. Wait until it's later in the day and more Pokemon fans are on the site. To cause a ruckus and commotion.

Oh, and happy birthday. Did you get anything awesome?

[Faker]

Also, today's my B-Day. Should I upload the battle now?

Not just yet. Wait until it's later in the day and more Pokemon fans are on the site. To cause a ruckus and commotion.

Oh, and happy birthday. Did you get anything awesome?

I just woke up, so not yet. But I will soon! :D

[Roy49]

So... when will the next Monday Show be on...?

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, GATHA 'ROUND, for a new installment of the Pokemon Monday [spoiler:1aihbzk6]SHOW.[/spoiler:1aihbzk6]

So the Pokemon Rap Battles ended Season 2. It was a long season and I believe Season 3 is going to be slightly better than the first two.
[spoiler:1aihbzk6]"Awwwww yeaaaaaaahhh" --Mr. Mime
[/spoiler:1aihbzk6]

I KNOW RIGHT!

What's going on in my life...
I might be getting a MacBook Air for my birthday. Best Buy has 'em on sale. So that's cool.
Oh! Spike! He's doing THREE FMERB series, not counting the Pokemon Raps!

He's doing his Pony Rap Battles, his old "You Choose the Opponent" stuff, and his normal FM rap battles. I am really excited for him, and I hope he does good.
For my FMERBs, they're almost done!
I've got to do a battle with some famous writers, and DEN DA SEESON FINALAY! IS GUN BEE GUUUUD!

Why am I misspelling things?

Now, a very short installment. Of Twitter Questions.
*TWITTA QUESTION TIIIIIMEEE!*

Roy49 asks TWICE...

What was your favorite S2 battle?
What was your favorite S2 suggestion (idea that made it into battle)?
What was your favorite S2 battler(s)?
What was your favorite S2 collab? (Ahem! Ahem!)

Favorite Season 2 battle has GOT to be Pichu Bros vs. Lunatone & Solrock. It was a masterpiece

Season 2 Suggestion...maybe Shellos vs. Slugma? Because there weren't many suggestions for battles? But we're hoping to improve that!

Season 2 battlers...BILL.

Favorite collab...I'm sorry Roy, but although I very much enjoyed playing Missingno., I really liked battling against redbugman as a Heatran!

His next question is...

Is there anything you can reveal about the upcoming Season 3 of your Pokemon Rap Battles?

Now, other than the Pokemon/Pokemon quotes we revealed, that's a lot of info.

But if you want to know about the battles, not the Pokemon in the battles...I'll tell you this:
There are going to be dicks in Season 3.

I'm not talking about full-blown pornography...or even a picture of a dick. I'm talking about jerks. Douchebags. Dickheads. Dickbags. Those kind of dicks.

And there's probably gonna be a dick joke in every battle.
By dick joke we mean penis dick. There's going to be a penis joke in almost every battle. Be prepared. Season 3 is the Season of Dicks.
That sounded less creepier in my head

Well, that's it for the Monday Show this week!
Next week is ma birthday. So send me some VIEWER ON MA BIRTHDAY!

Alright, see you next week. BYE!

[spoiler:1aihbzk6]Pokemon Rap Battles--http://www.erboh.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=1642
Zoroark FMERBs--http://www.erboh.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=50
Gliscor FMERBs--http://www.erboh.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3297
You Choose the Opponent 2--http://www.erboh.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=4652
Gliscor's Pony Battles--Couldn't find 'em. Oh well.[/spoiler:1aihbzk6]

[spoiler:1aihbzk6]
Mondays. Where four-armed Pokemon are hinted at.[/spoiler:1aihbzk6]

[Spars]

Machamp vs Cofagrigus. Called it.