SURPRISE!

[LAWLzoR]

Soon. - August 5th

Don't tease the man
that's my joj.

[Beat]

Soon. - August 5th

Don't tease the man
that's my joj.

DAAANNNGGG EEETTTTT! :compensatingfatguy:

[Moonjik]

Okay, okay, I got it! My lines are finished.

[LAWLzoR]

Okay, okay, I got it! My lines are finished.

Great! ....PM them to me!

[Moonjik]

Okay, okay, I got it! My lines are finished.

Great! ....PM them to me!

Okay.

[Beat]

Doc you scare me sometimes

[LAWLzoR]

Doc you scare me sometimes

How so? While we're on the topic, Pyro! Yeah, Pyro. Could you cook me up some popcorn buddy? Don't burn yourself! Ah, he's a good friend. Whenever someone makes me angry... well... it's not so much they made ME angry as they make PYRO angry. You don't want Pyro angry. Lucky for you, I hardly get angry... except when people say I scare them..jk Pyro! I have another task for you... *sadistic smile* *the camera pans out and shows me petting a skull*

[Beat]

Doc you scare me sometimes

How so? While we're on the topic, Pyro! Yeah, Pyro. Could you cook me up some popcorn buddy? Don't burn yourself! Ah, he's a good friend. Whenever someone makes me angry... well... it's not so much they made ME angry as they make PYRO angry. You don't want Pyro angry. Lucky for you, I hardly get angry... except when people say I scare them..jk Pyro! I have another task for you... *sadistic smile* *the camera pans out and shows me petting a skull*

Amazing.

[LAWLzoR]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUM HISTORY!

Alright folks, we got your favorite battle pair of raps!

GOB

VS.

DOC (or LAWLzoR)

BEGIN!

GoB:
Sha-whose ready for an ass-whooping, yo?
I'm THIS far away from hoof kicking this mofo,
I'm the classic original, you're a shitty remake,
Winning this battle? A piece of Pinkie's cake,
You're needed here Doc 'cos my rhymes are ill,
You don't even have a cutie mark because you have no skill,
I've got over ten-thousand posts to my name, you're not even close,
You defeat me in this battle? Er....NOPE!

Doc:
Ohai dere GoB, good ol' chap
you need to bow down, your superior is back!
Last time I checked, you're not a mod
just a 2nd banana, hardly even a god
Sure I had a name change, I changed it to "Doc"
but Hello Kettle! You had a-bucking-lot
You were the first here, that I admit
but then you started giving us a mouthload of shit!

GoB:
You should know stepping up to your God is treason,
I'll trash this honey as if it were Applebuck Season

Doc:
You better shut your mouth, you know who you're talkin' to?
I'd rather black out again than have to hear you!

GoB:
Without me you'd be nothing, I made you a brony,

Doc:
Hey man, I don't lie about my age or gender

GoB:
You're a sham, a rip-off, nothing but a phony,

Doc:
I put so much work into my rhymes, this post will have to render!

GoB:
Doctor! Doctor! An Applejack should keep you away all day long,
What's the matter, Derp, didn't you know what went wrong?
This little, blank-flanked filly is clumsy and crass,
You piss me off so much I might as well just shoot YOU in the ass

Doc:
I work for EPBOH, where does that leave you?
while you're forever alone, I have a Youtube crew
Rhymes from Cloudsdale bro, cause mine are fly
the only work you'll be doin' is collabin' with Pinkie pie

WHO WON?
WHO'S THE BEST?
YOU DECIDE!

EPIC.... RAP.... *blacks out and gets back up* BATTLES OF HISTORY!

[Moonjik]

Sha-epic, yo.