Uprising's Rap Battles

[Uprising]

Uprising ERB #4: Eminem vs Steve Miller

Thanks to Spike for the epic iTunes cover!

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Eminem:
Look at this classic rock dipshit, he's such a prick
All your music is a motherfuckin pile of shit
Even your wife is a bitch, she came and sucked my dick
I'm Slim Fucking Shady, bitch, this ain't no comedy shtick
This is the real Shady, not a fake, like your whole damn career
I'm not walking around sticking my dick in another mans rear
Dr. Dre may have said that Shady was a basehead
But your songs have no bass at all, after this your whole damn career will be dead

Steve Miller:
I really love the way you've lied in that whole verse
I'm Steve Miller, I respect people who respect me, but you're obviously the worst
I was born in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, that's almost a guaranteed win
I'm flying like an eagle, soaring, even ask Kim
After she left you, I gave her a bit of my Jungle Love
But setting you straight is the only thing i'm really thinking of
After this, you won't have time for an Encore
This isn't a fight anymore, it's a rapping war

Eminem:
I'll crack a bottle on your head if you don't fuck off
Your rhymes ain't nowhere near mine, you're slow like a fucking sloth
Rapping till I collapse, till I have a damn relapse, till you die, which hopefully ain't far away
You only made music for your motherfucking paydays

Steve Miller:
I'm a joker, a smoker, a midnight toker
Every rhyme you make is a gamble, like a game of poker
I'm the Space Cowboy and the gangster of love
My raps are strong, yours get knocked over by a small little shove

[Spars]

Epic! Loved it dude! Eminem won!

[Uprising]

Also everybody, be sure to vote in the poll!

[Uprising]

Good news, today is a 2 battle day! I found one that I wrote forever ago and never posted so i'm typing it up now.

[Uprising]

Here it is! It's kinda a personal favorite seeing as it involves me.

Uprising ERB #5: Annoying People Who Ask for Gum at School vs Uprising

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Gum Askers:
Gimme some gum
It makes me say yum
I really want some
Or else i'll feel glum
Gum tastes good
It's like food
Yolo swag
Put it in this bag

Uprising:
You want some of my gum? Fuck that, you can bring your own
Now you've failed at rapping as well as life, i'm ready to pwn
You annoy me, i'll make you go away and out of my business
This gum is mine! In my opinion, it's bubblicious
Gum is like food? No shit, it is food, dumbass
There's gum underneath the tables, thats what you deserve, so don't harass
You think that YOLO and SWAG are going to help your cause?
Well, it makes me hate you more, I wish you could just pause

Gum Askers:
Please, I need some gum
You're so dumb
You are a bum
Bet you eat your own cum

Uprising:
I'm the bum? You can't afford a pack of gum
Those raps sounded like you had a bit too much rum
No matter how many times I tell you, you don't seem to get it
You won't get any gum from me in your life, don't bother trying to get it

[BKTurner47]

Uprising won.

[Uprising]

Sorry, but who the heck voted that the Gum Askers were best? I intentionally made them suck ass.

[Uprising]

Ok, I just started making a new battle. And it is completely random. I know nothing about most of these people in it. So it is my new tradition, the once per season Wikipedia Random Page Challenge!

[Top-Hattington]

Ok, I just started making a new battle. And it is completely random. I know nothing about most of these people in it. So it is my new tradition, the once per season Wikipedia Random Page Challenge!

That's a very interesting idea. When I tried it, I got "John Gardiner Calkins Brainard vs. George W. Joseph". Hmm...

[Uprising]

Ok, I just started making a new battle. And it is completely random. I know nothing about most of these people in it. So it is my new tradition, the once per season Wikipedia Random Page Challenge!

That's a very interesting idea. When I tried it, I got "John Gardiner Calkins Brainard vs. George W. Joseph". Hmm...

It's actually the random people all against Aeacus, one of Zeus sons who I randomly found.