Uprising's Rap Battles

[YellowNerd]

Krispy K. took the cake

[Uprising]

Uprising ERB #10: Bob the Builder (Me) vs Spongebob Squarepants (Adonis)

Spoiler: 

Bob:
Can we fix you? NO WE CAN'T!
You're a homosexual sponge who lives in a plant
Flipping burgers for a living, but you live underwater
Your show has confused me almost as much as you taking a shower
You can't understand when your peers want you to leave them alone
You just stay and annoy them, with your god awful voice tone
Your best friend Patrick lives under a rock? Gotta be pretty tough to sleep
But it'll be easy for you to, cause you're about to taste defeat

Sponge:
Dont be talking bout best friends when yours is a car.
My shows still running, yours didnt get far.
Im gonna taste defeat? HA! funny joke.
You can Come and step on my turf. But then you would croak.
Im gonna crush this builder that has rhymes that are rotten.
Representin since '99 but your show is forgottten.

Bob:
You'll be wishing you never jumped off of that hook
When I make you look like such a loser, you'll become nothing but a crook
So take a look, i'm never going to lose to a gay kitchen tool
And after that me and my crew are gonna make you look like a fool!

Spongebob:
No need to wear that helmet, your brain can get anymore fucked up.
And your whole crew is a tractor and a pick up truck
Dont be talking shit, you gay punk.
Saying I will lose this battles like saying Mr Krabs is going bankrupt

[BKTurner47]

Bob the Builder won, but SpongeBob had some good lines.

[Uprising]

I made a battle quick and it sucked. But whatever.

Uprising ERB #11: Coreytran vs Chuck Norris

Spoiler: 

Corey:
U have small balls
My balls are bigger than ur balls
Urs are small
Like biggy smalls
Im gonna win
Ur a chicken
I gotta go
Ur from oklahoma

Chuck Norris:
Please! I can rap better if I was a mute
My requests are humanly impossible to refuse
You're a fail, Corey, you can't beat Chuck Fucking Norris, kid
I can use my mind to close a jelly jar lid
My fists are so fast, I've got 3 that I use to whoop your ass
I'm so strong, I roundhouse kicked Doc Brown back to the past!
You're famous for being bad, Corey, I'm famous for being a TV show star
And quite popular on the Internet too, you sink like an elephant in tar!

Corey:
You suck
Like a duck
Drink my piss
That was my diss

Chuck Norris:
You truly are quite a horrible, pitiful person
Now I know why everybody uses you as the worst alternative
You can't do anything right, but if I drive on the wrong side, the road moves for me
Your rhymes are nothing, you're obviously just a phony

[Dr. Ninja]

Corey won

[BobbyBobber]

Corey won big time.

[Uprising]

Well, I half agree that Corey won :D

New battle out hopefully next week!

[Uprising]

Uprising ERB #12: Superman vs Ozzy Osbourne: The Rematch.

If you wanna read the original first battle that was the first I ever made, follow this link! It sucks as a warning

http://www.erboh.com/forum/viewtopic...p=60702#p60702
(dead link)

But here's the new one!

Spoiler: 

Superman:
Well, well, well, take a look at who's back
The batshit crazy guy who fell off his train tracks
I can leap tall buildings in only one single bound!
The only thing you've done is marry a woman who's quite round!
Take a shot in the dark at why I'm beating your ass again
Because its so easy, who wouldn't want your career to end?
And you need a haircut man! You look like a woman!
You can't beat me bitch, I'm Superman

Ozzy:
Way to steal a line from Batman, but make it even worse
You've got about no talent compared to me, you're like an old lady with a purse
Ozzy Osbourne is back and I'm about to give you a few more tears
You're franchise hasn't been used in years, your Justice League is a bunch of queers
I'll tie to to my Crazy Train tracks and run you over like the insignificant bug you are
Any foolish man knows you're a fake character whose cool factor isn't very far
Save the bullshit, I know how much you've improved
Not a lot by the looks of it, you're the Bieber to my Bark at the Moon!

Superman:
How can you be taken seriously, you've used more drugs than all of Motley Crue
Seriously, who makes a song about fairies that wear boots?

Ozzy:
You can be beaten by a green shiny rock from outer space!
Although it's worth it not to have to see your ugly ass face!

Superman:
I don't age with time, i've been here since around '39
You gotta change your ways man, your clock's running out of time!
You had a shitty solo career that no Black Sabbath fans followed!
That bat finally catch up to you? Maybe that bee you swallowed?

Ozzy:
I did a lot of shit, but for it every woman knew my name
Course i'm fine with Sharon now, but you can't even get Lois Lane
You seem kinda paranoid man, maybe get a haircut
Even though i'm dyslexic, I know that you still suck!

[Epic Doctor X]

"Well, well, well, take a look at who's back
The batshit crazy guy who fell off his train tracks"

That's such a good line! It's a DR4H reference and a rap battle reference, and you still made it your own, and awesome

Good work, man :D

May i leave a suggestion?

[Uprising]

You can leave a suggestion if you want but it'll probably be in Season 2, the rest of Season 1 had already been planned beforehand. I always take suggestions though!