The Fool's Fan Made ERBs!

[Froggy]

Julius Ceasar vs Castro?

[BKTurner47]

Both wrong. :P

Vincent van Gogh vs Dorian Gray rematch?

[FoolMeNever]

We see a first person view of someone...or something awaking in a forest.

[Froggy]

It's either Slenderman vs Boogieman or John Dillinger vs. Robin Hood

[FoolMeNever]

We see a first person view of someone...or something awaking in a forest.

The thing blinks a few times and looks around.

"Oh," it says aloud, "so that's your game, is it?"

"Come on out! I know you're there!" it yells.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

The screen goes black, and when it re-appears, a tall, faceless man stands in front of you.

SLENDERMAN!

"Heh. Knew it."

VS!

The camera zooms out from the first person view, to reveal a creature with a
twisted face, and a smile...

"This'll be fun."

THE BOOGIEMAN!

BEGIN!

Boogieman:

Hiding in the woods? No surprise after that slaughter.
But if he wants round two, I'll gladly crush this f***er!
There's so many pictures and videos, it's almost like you want the attention.
You're like the high school slut, who never got daddy's affection!
I'd mock your fanbase, at least, I would if anyone gave a s***.
And your teleporting crap? Just a lame parlor trick!
How about I become the first to make the "great" Slenderman bleed?
The only person you'll ever scare is a chicken-s*** Swede!

Slenderman:

I enjoy suffering, and yours will be glorious!
Nobody's ever defeated me; you aren't and WON'T be the first.
It's sad when Phone is more frightening than you.
But don't worry, your shame will end soon.
My featureless face inspires nightmares in anyone who sees it.
Your lines are off the mark, you're spouting nothing but bulls***!
You're a forgotten creature, Boogie, I've taken your place.
This is the end. I'll make you vanish without a trace.

*A tentacle extends from Slenderman, and wraps around Boogieman's neck.
As the life is being choked out of him, and new voice appears...*

"A rap battle?" the pale boy asks "Heh...sounds interesting."

*Slenderman, as if knowing the boy, disappears as quickly as he appeared.*

Jeff the Killer:

Heh...it looks like you're having trouble sleeping...
Didn't mean to interrupt, but I'll gladly keep you bleeding.
I kill anyone who crosses me, you're just another victim.
I'll cut your neck open, with nothing but a grin!
I ripped Slenderman apart, and I'll gladly cut you deep.
Now then...go to sleep!

*With his knife in his hand, Jeff moves towards Boogieman, until a tentacle holds
him back.*

*Boogieman cracks his neck, and begins to speak.*

"Well...I suppose I can work with you in crushing the pale brat."

Slenderman/Boogieman(Both):

Someone uglier than me? Hard to believe.
Before this battle's over, I've got a few more tricks up my sleeve.
You ripped apart Slendy? Well, that's not hard, but...
Now it's two against one.You're royally f***ed.
You killed your whole family, eh? Pretty generic.
Let me quote Slenderman here. You're just an annoying tick!
A punk with a knife can't hope to compete with me.
Not only that, but your stories are seriously lacking quality!
You're the laughing stock of Creepypasta, you think you're taken seriously?
Who Was Phone is scarier than you.You're not threating in the least!

*The screen cuts to black. A scream is heard.*

[spoiler:25wkvexp]AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT[/spoiler:25wkvexp]

[Froggy]

HAHA! Amazing. Really good! I think Slenderman won! Fan-tas-tique!

[FoolMeNever]

THE FOOL'S FAN MADE BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

SEASON 2!


All I have left to say, is Requeiscat in pace!


Praise the Sun! Well, not you.


This is checkmate for you, Pharoh!


Why don't you stop crying and actually grow a pair?


We'll raid Disney castle, and kidnap all your princesses!


Epic Rap Battles of History...

This December...

[BKTurner47]

THE FOOL'S FAN MADE BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

SEASON 2!


All I have left to say, is Requeiscat in pace!
Ezio/Altair vs ?


Praise the Sun! Well, not you.
No idea.


This is checkmate for you, Pharoh!
Yugi Moto vs ???


Why don't you stop crying and actually grow a pair?
I don’t know


We'll raid Disney castle, and kidnap all your princesses!
Walt Disney & Mickey Mouse vs The Thinker


Epic Rap Battles of History...

This December...

Ideas in bold

[Froggy]

EZIO!!!!!!

[FoolMeNever]

Guys.

Guys.

Guys.










'Sup?

[spoiler:299wubpx][youtube:299wubpx]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpauuhWi4us[/youtube:299wubpx][/spoiler:299wubpx]



EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

SOLAIRE!

VS!

SUUUNN! TZUUUU!

BEGIN!

Solaire:

Praise the Sun! Well, not you.
I'm a friendly fellow, but I know how to be cruel.
I'll throw a Lightning Spear, and end this battle swiftly.
Clearly, invading your world would be no challenge to me!
You wrote the Art of War; shame you didn't master it,
I'd say a dung pie is close to your equivalent .
Wear a Ring of Sacrifice, you'll need it after this verse.
Actually, make that a Rare Ring. You've been verbally cursed!

Sun Tzu:

Nice feather, "Sunbro", got something to share?
I'm a master strategist, you think you have a prayer?
I can think faster than your model can even load.
In war and rhyme, you're not a challenging foe.
You wish to be grossly incandescent? I'll gladly set you ablaze.
I'm the only Sun that ever deserves to be praised!

Solaire:

You've a bigger mouth than the Gaping Dragon, but no skill to back it up.
I can run through you quicker than the Undead Asylum!
Challenging me is like attempting a suicide run.
Hm? What's this? Seems I've obtained the Soul of Sun!

Sun Tzu:

You're a Sunlight Maggot, not a Warrior of Sunlight!
My rhymes are harder than Demon Titanite!
War is in my bloodline; many generals I've inspired.
You want a chance to win? Sorry, ten intelligence is required.
If you want to fight again, I'll gladly give you more.
But for now, you and all your "sunbros" can taste my Longsword!

Reference Guide: (something I plan to do from now on. Especially now, since I figure very few of you have played Dark Souls. :P)

[spoiler:299wubpx]Solaire:
Praise the Sun! Well, not you.
Praise the Sun, while never actually said by Solaire to my knowledge, is a very popular catchprase by fans of Dark Souls. And considering Sun Tzu, is, well, named Sun...
I'm a friendly fellow, but I know how to be cruel.
Solaire is generally a jovial and friendly character, but can help you dominate many bosses by summoning him in-game.
I'll throw a Lightning Spear, and end this battle swiftly.
Lightning Spear is a Miracle in-game, and can only be used by those who have joined the Warriors of Sunlight covenant.
Clearly, invading your world would be no challenge to me!
Invading is a mechanic in Dark Souls. Generally, you enter the world of another player, and kill them.
You wrote the Art of War; shame you didn't master it,
Sun Tzu did indeed write the Art of War.
I'd say a dung pie is close to your equivalent .
Double meaning here. Solaire is calling Sun a dung pie, but, dung pie's are also very common drops by a specific enemy in Dark Souls. Basically, he's calling him crappy and common.
Wear a Ring of Sacrifice, you'll need it after this verse.
Ring's of Sacrifice are rings which allow a player not to lose anything when they die.
Actually, make that a Rare Ring. You've been verbally cursed!
Cursed is a nasty status effect, which halves your HP until you get it removed. Which is a pain. Rare Ring's of Sacrifice allow you to not be cursed when you die.

Sun Tzu:
Nice feather, "Sunbro", got something to share?
Solaire does have a feather in his hat, and he is called a Sunbro by his fanbase. Due to this and a certain dialogue piece, Sun is insinuating Solaire is gay.
I'm a master strategist, you think you have a prayer?
Prayer is a gesture in Dark Souls. Otherwise, it's just a basic line.
I can think faster than your model can even load.
Solaire's from a video game.
In war and rhyme, you're not a challenging foe.
No explanation needed here.
You wish to be grossly incandescent? I'll gladly set you ablaze.
A line from Solaire is (and I'm paraphrasing) "I only wish I could be so grossly incandescent." (referring to the sun.) Incandescent is another word for burning or flaming.
I'm the only Sun that ever deserves to be praised!
Pun on Sun's name and the catchphrase.

Solaire:
You've a bigger mouth than the Gaping Dragon, but no skill to back it up.
Gaping Dragon is a boss in Dark Souls. As for the mouth...well, google it.
I can run through you quicker than the Undead Asylum!
The Undead Asylum is the first area in the game, and can be done within a few minutes if you're experienced.
Challenging me is like attempting a suicide run.
A suicide run is terminology in the Dark Souls community. It basically means running through an area to get a specific item, and then dieing due to the horde of enemies following you.
Hm? What's this? Seems I've obtained the Soul of Sun!
When certain bosses are defeated in Dark Souls, they will drop an item called "Soul of (Name of Boss)".

Sun Tzu:
You're a Sunlight Maggot, not a Warrior of Sunlight!
Sunlight Maggot's are enemies (and a helmet!) in Dark Souls. Warriors of Sunlight is a covenant.
My rhymes are harder than Demon Titanite!
Titanite is used to upgrade weapon and armor. Demon Titanite is very rare, and only drops off Titanite Demons.
War is in my bloodline; many generals I've inspired.
A descendant of Sun Tzu became a war scholar. And many notable generals reference the Art of War.
You want a chance to win? Sorry, ten intelligence is required.
Stats are required to use certain weapons. Ten intelligence is generally a low requirement, and Sun is saying Solaire lacks even that much.
If you want to fight again, I'll gladly give you more.
Basic line.
But for now, you and all your "sunbros" can taste my Longsword!
Longsword is a weapon in Dark Souls. And, well, I think you get the euphemism.[/spoiler:299wubpx]