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[FoolMeNever]

Bit of an update (for the, like, 3 people that actually read these :P )I was planning a Christmas battle that I would release today. Unfortunately, work kinda kicked my ass and I was sick Saturday. I could've plowed through it yesterday, but, unfortunately, I got stuck on the first line. And trying the write the whole thing today would've just ended up with a sloppy mess.

So! One of two things could happen, since I won't be releasing a Christmas battle. 1. Another Epic Rap Battles of Anime. (For the one person who reads it. 'Sup God of Kaoss?) Or 2. I'll do a standard rap battle, but, due to research it probably won't be out 'till next week.

And that's about it. Merry Christmas ERB forums!

[FoolMeNever]

Promised a new one this week, didn't I? Honestly, this is probably my first "historical" battle since Erwin Rommel vs. David Petraeus XP

Beat:

[spoiler:43dvabne][youtube:43dvabne]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jOhvGN1b6Q[/youtube:43dvabne][/spoiler:43dvabne]



EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SALADIN!

VS!

SADDAM HUSSEIN!

BEGIN!

Saladin:

Hm? A delusional dictator wishes to challenge me?
Very well. However, you will not survive. This I guarantee.
I repelled the crusaders, you just slaughtered your own people.
Compared to me and King Richard, you are simply feeble.
You got captured by enemy forces? What shame.
You're a forgotten fool now, but every Muslim knows my name.
Before this battle ends, I'll make sure you see the light.
I'll tear you to pieces like a verbal genocide!

Saddam Hussein:

Firm and destructive, that's how your loss will be.
You're not a worthy opponent, and I'm sure Sinad would agree.
You have a large legacy, but here, you'll have to prove your worth.
From what I've seen, you're one of the more pathetic men to walk the earth!
I'll exterminate you just like I exterminated the Kurds and Shi'ites;
just like every other opponent, you'll go down with no fight.
You mock my capture, but you died with no honor, a fever!
If Muslims consider you a hero, I'm ashamed to be a believer.

Saladin:

Please, you only use religion to further your political power.
I'll be protecting Islam while you hide in the corner and cower.
I was the ruler that you could only hope to be.
And please stop rapping. Your flow's a crime against humanity.
Learn some basic chilvary before you want to battle with me.
And while you're doing that, I'll show your wife my WMD!

Saddam Hussein:

It's easy to defeat enemies as weak as yours.
You think it's an accomplishment, but Uday could beat the Crusaders.
I have the entire media in my pocket, even the announcer.
But it's not needed, your rhymes are a lyrical torture chamber.
You've lost, but my lines are enough to beat you an extra six times.
As always, there's nothing left to say but victory is mine!

[Froggy]

You keep getting better and better! Can't wait for the Ezio battle.

[FoolMeNever]

You keep getting better and better! Can't wait for the Ezio battle.

Honestly, that one may be awhile. Having never played AssCreed, I have to watch an LP of it. Same reason why I didn't put out a new ERBoA last week, I have to read an entire arc of a manga XP

[Froggy]

You keep getting better and better! Can't wait for the Ezio battle.

Honestly, that one may be awhile. Having never played AssCreed, I have to watch an LP of it. Same reason why I didn't put out a new ERBoA last week, I have to read an entire arc of a manga XP

The Assassins's Creed Wikia has some really good info on him. (or i could tell you stuff too, being a big fan of it)

[FoolMeNever]

Beat:
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[youtube:1fz4dviz]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QGnQM_NS74[/youtube:1fz4dviz][/spoiler:1fz4dviz]



EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

WALT! DISNEY!

VS!

THE BROOOOTHERS GRIIIIIM!

BEGIN!

Walt Disney:

Let me just jump right in, and I'll whip these dolts about;
I don't actually have to fight, you can just deal with...

*As Walt is rapping, he is drawing on a sketchpad. After the last
line, he reveals Mickey drawn on the paper, and finishes his line*

...one badass mouse!

*Mickey then comes off the page, and starts rapping*

Mickey Mouse:

Gosh! What kind of goofs are we up against?
I don't understand why Walt needed to send his best!
I have no time to rap against a clown and an amnesiac!
When it comes to being known, Oswald would say you fail at that!
Ho, boy! You can try rhyming against us, but it requires actual wit!
You'll lose so bad, even Seth MacFarlane wouldn't air it!

The Brothers Grimm (Jakob, Wilhelm):

Egads! Your rodent disgusts me! He better have been tested.
With all the animals you've created, your company's been infested!
You made your fortune on the tales we penned!
But we write true classics, your films are only fit for children!
Your toons can't hope to rap against me or my brother!
And we're not going to take any lip from a nazi sympathizer!
You need to be brought down a peg or two, it's been far too long.
Go back to being frozen! You talentless neo-con!

Walt Disney:

You wish to battle personally? Fine with me.
You're dropping nonsensical raps that would bewilder Goofy!
I perfected your stories, you just made the first draft.
When it comes to movie making, I'm the Lion King of my craft.
Go chomp on a sausage, Jakob, while I lock Wilhelm in the Disney Vault.
I'm coming at you so hard, Hercules wouldn't survive this assualt!
With your grim personalities, you could rip the joy from Disney Land.
I'll continue making millions, while your single movie is critically panned.

The Brothers Grimm:

Those lines you're vomiting make Donald sound eloquent.
We'll put you down like Old Yeller after our flow starts running rampant!
You insult our film, but how many shit TV movies did your company make?
Of course, they're really not different from the films you used to create.
Begone from our sight, you child loving lout!
And stop jerking your Steamboat Willy to porn of Minnie Mouse!

[ZombieLicker]

That was awesome!!

[Froggy]

that was really amazing! I think the Bothers Grimm won. :D

[FoolMeNever]

So, uh, admittedly I'm a bit nervous about this battle. =P I've never actually watched House from beginning to end, so, I had to base his parts on what I had seen and a synopsis. (Also, finding a picture for Doctor Frankenstein was a pain in the ass XD)

Beat:

[spoiler:2mb31p1y][youtube:2mb31p1y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OvvM24NTk0[/youtube:2mb31p1y][/spoiler:2mb31p1y]



EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

DOCTOR FRANKENSTEIN!

VS!

DOCTOR HOUSE!

BEGIN!

Frankenstein:

Let me start this battle not with a spark, but a flash of verbal lightning!
Trust me, Gregory, this is a doctor you'd rather not be fighting.
The things I've done would make you cower with fear.
You claim not to be addicted, but to everyone else it's crystal clear.
The pain in your leg can't hope to compare to the beating I'm going to give.
Just like your father. Or grandmother. I can't keep track of your fibs.
These electric rhymes are the Adam of my labors!
Get serious, doctor, and stop paying for sexual favors!

House:

That flow of yours would be a crime against God, if he existed.
I don't really need to say your flaws, Mary Shelley's got 'em listed.
Nobody's actually read your book, they've just seen the movie.
You're messed up in the head, at least that's what your cousin told me.
With your dying breath, you gave a speech no one paid attention to.
When it comes to eloquency, Bush could talk circles around you.
The only thing accomplishment you have is creating a monster.
You need to stop playing God, and be an actual doctor!

Frankenstein:

Only Dr. Kutner could praise a verse that terrible!
I'm a mad genius, and even I'll admit some of things you say are horrible.
You're a Brit wanting to be American, and in both areas you have no class.
In a battle of scientific minds, you're guaranteed to end up in last!
This bastard thought he can challenge me without knowing the cost.
Why don't you fake your own death after this embarassing loss?

House:

I think you need to dig up some other people's lines to patch up that rap.
You talk about science, but you bastardize it with your "creating life" crap.
Everyone in your story dies, it's like a terrible Macbeth.
And unlike you, people actually mourned for my "death."
Y'know, We both hire hookers, although you somehow convinced one to be your wife.
Wanna know something about your rhymes? They're not ALIIIVE!

[Froggy]

That was awesome, man! I think Frankenstein won.