The Fool's Fan Made ERBs!

[YellowNerd]

Waldo or that girl who is always missing,

[FoolMeNever]

So, uh, normally I'd have the banner done by now as I finished the battle, like, 20 minutes ago, but...my GIMP keeps crashing. -.-

So, here you guys go.

[spoiler:16aappu1]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

AMELIA EARHART!

VS!

CARMEN SANDIEGO!

BEGIN!

Carmen Sandiego:

Me against a pilot, huh? Should be a fun distraction.
You're going to go missing again, Meeley, better get packing.
Being an edutainment icon is a heavy load to carry.
Not that you would know, the best you've gotten is a documentary!
I'm the leader of V.I.L.E, you're an overrated mystery.
Unlike Roanoke, you're not important enough to make history!
To ACME, me being missing is a standard affair.
Want to know why you haven't been found? It's because nobody really cares!

Amelia Earhart:

You've crashed and burned before this battle's even really begun!
When it comes to relevancy, I've already won!
I'm a master pilot, you don't come close to my fame.
I'd learn from Mario is Missing before playing your game!
You think yourself a criminal mastermind? Please.
ACME hires kids to find you, and they do it with ease.
You're trailing behind, Carmen, better make haste.
I'm alreading flying, you're moving at a snail's pace!

Carmen Sandiego:

Calm down, Tokyo Rose, you sound like you're mad.
In the air too much? You seem to be getting light-headed.
I'm in all sorts of media...how are you known again?
Why don't you go into hiding and change your name to Irene Bolam?
There's so many conspiracies to you, who even knows what's true.
But there's one thing nobody asks. Where in the world are you?

Amelia Earhart:

The only thing "vile" about you is your flow.
If you've got time to rap, you should work on your cancelled game show!
No one ever gave a damn about edutainment, especially not children.
We don't even compare, I'm one of the best known pilots there's ever been!
In this battle, I'm high in the sky while you're stuck on the ground.
If it meant dealing with you again, I'm glad I've never been found![/spoiler:16aappu1]

[YellowNerd]

Earhart Won by a landslide, Good battle.

[Froggy]

Sick battle, man! Amelia took it.

[Batman Heisenberg]

Good job man!

[FoolMeNever]

So, guys...this is it. I just finished the Season finale. Once I post this, I'll be taking a break for battles until December or so. However...being the troll that I am, I'm not posting the battle until one of three things happen. A. I finish all the preview banners. B. Someone guesses the match-up. or C. The new ERB gets released on iTunes. :P

So, as for hints...one of the battlers has been said to have a small d***. The other has to do with animals. Perhaps of the stone, concrete, silver, bronze, marble, or gold variety?

[Froggy]

Small dick...stone....STATUE OF DAVID! vs Charles Darwin?

or maybe Justin Bieber vs someone...hmm this is tough.

[FoolMeNever]

Small dick...stone....STATUE OF DAVID! vs Charles Darwin?

or maybe Justin Bieber vs someone...hmm this is tough.

Might wanna look at some of my previous battles.

You could also say this battle is the end of the beginning.

[Froggy]

Small dick...stone....STATUE OF DAVID! vs Charles Darwin?

or maybe Justin Bieber vs someone...hmm this is tough.

Might wanna look at some of my previous battles.

You could also say this battle is the end of the beginning.

Hmmm I was GONNA say Medusa vs David. (makes people stone vs stone based off of a person)

But now I'm not sure. You got me this time, TheFool!

[FoolMeNever]

Sheesh, either you guys suck at guessing or my hints are just that hard. :P

Okay...one of the battlers, you might say, is an annoying tick.