The Countries of ERBoH

[Faker]

Yayy! Should I make one of these things?

If you want, buddy!

[Slenderman.]

When may i appear?

[Faker]

When may i appear?

You'll see

[Slenderman.]

So, hows the new one coming?

[Faker]

Sorry guys. I haven't started the new one yet. I was working on something.

This is for you, Adonis. You should put in your sig. XD

[Faker]

Done.

How do you like it?

[Slenderman.]

Write liek a motherf***er NOW! or I'ma get out adonis's chairleg

[Faker]

Write liek a motherf***er NOW! or I'ma get out adonis's chairleg

I'm writing. I just finished Rob's song about evil. It's almost done.

[Slenderman.]

[quote=Sergeant Spike]

Write liek a motherf***er NOW! or I'ma get out adonis's chairleg

I'm writing. I just finished Rob's song about evil. It's almost done.[/quote:2n3pilgj]
Good and sorry their i acted like who i was before i was cleansed and my name was purified.

[Faker]

Episode 5: The Villain Team

Let's take this story to the villain's side for this episode. Remember Rob's HQ? Well shut the fuck up! You only saw the lobby and Conference Hall. Let's get to the HQ of the HQ: Rob's office! It's a huge space. The floor was metal, with bits of flaws every 30 or so inches. The unbroken parts were polished to the nth degree, though. Rob's desk was wooden with a red velvet top. On it was a nametag that said, "Bringer of Chaos." Next to it was a coffee. WITH NO SUGAR! How diabolical. His computer wasn't an ordinary computer. It was a supercomputer! It held all his evil documents, evil drawings, blueprints, and pictures of Jessica Simpson. He also had a calender and a schedule on his desk.

The walls were a dark blue hue, with red polka dots. But it wasn't paint, it was blood from all of Rob's enemies. Swords and guns, paper and wood; there was a lot of things hung on the walls. The ceiling was probably the creepiest of all. It was covered with the obituaries of all of Rob's victims.

Rob was on his phone. The conversation sounded delightfully evil, "I don't care, okay? Just kill him! Go take your ax, and chop him into pieces. We need to get things rolling, okay!? Thanks! I'll see you at the family reunion, Grandma." He hung up. The first thing he did was log on to ERBoH.Com. "Alright, let's see how things are going. New banner entries, PMs, flame wars. Alright, everything's perfect!" He instantly logged back off and stood up. "Now to blatantly announce my evil plans, but I'll do it... IN RAP!" he exclaimed.

The name's Rob, Admin of ERBoH.Com!
I take a few countries, and order them bombed.
Who do you think nuked Havokia?
Who took all the technology from Xdomia?
Who's the man who turned Underdog to crime, or forced Doc to Epicztopia?
Who forced Black Ops to retreat and made S.T.A.R.S. undead? Only one!
The truly despicable Rob, I will end the forum with a BANG!
Create a new world, in which all citizens WILL obeeeeeeyyyy!!!!!

He felt exhausted after the rap and sat back in his awesome floating chair. "That was quite a close one I had with the members of Black Ops Base. Quite a massacre. Quite a massacre indeed! I escaped in the nick of time, and spread some chaos too!" Rob said to himself. In his head he was thinking of his next attack. This time he was planning on attacking The United Republic of Underdog Incorporated. He already left a good amount of damage on Epicztopia, Havokia, and the Black Ops Base. Top should be arriving any second now.

Almost immediately Rob heard a buzz. An intercom in the room let out an announcement, "Hey, Rob. It's Top. Can you let me in?" Rob walked over to the door, entered in his password, and the mechanical door slid open. Top walked in with that fine mustache of his! Rob pulled out a chair in the front of his desk and gestured Top to sit. Top did so. "So, Top. My most trusted employee, may I have a status report on the countries and my other employees?" asked Rob.

"You may, sir." replied Top, "Where to begin? Let's start with the cites you've done quite a number on! Let's start off with Epicztopia. That heist Doc suggested was great. No one would expect him to steal his own invention. Without that machine in Epicztopia's possession, we're free to unleash a torrent of natural disasters! And when he busted out through the top window, though it was completely unintentional, it managed to calibrate the forcefield in a different pattern. This shut it down permanently, so we're free to attack! Soon their technology will be ours. As for Havokia, besides how you nuked it EONS ago, it's taken even more damage! The rogue attack by Uprising was completely unexpected, but it helped. They lost one of their good police officers, and mistrust has built up. This caught Castiel's attention and he's on his way to "kick Uprising's ass," so to speak. And he will know doubt bring further destruction, allowing us to easily steal the best of their armor! Now for your most recent attack. Black Ops Base. Half of their vehicles have been destroyed along with a huge chuck of their bases. Most of their best soldiers will killed and the place is still in shock. If we gather enough men we can overpower them and make off with their vehicles. Underdog, Xdomia, and S.T.A.R.S. still haven't been attacked, but that will soon change. Now, onto the subject of your henchmen and employees. I'm doing quite fine. BobbyBobber and Froggy have been reported "missing." HAHAHA! Really, though, great idea keeping them here for now. Doc is planning on attacking The United Republic of Underdog Incorporated soon. I'm planning to see if I can get Ren to help our cause. As for Dion, well..."

Rob perked up, "Oh, right! Meet our henchmen, some old some new! Behold!"

Rob gestured towards shadowy figures who stepped into the light. It was Doc, Froggy, BobbyBobber, Gustav, and Assassin. "Also. Using our newfound technology, say hello once again to..."

He gestured, but this time to a surprising array of henchmen. There they were, Dragonate with mechanical wings, arms, legs, and part of his head mixed with a robot's. Also robotified were: Erblover, Fredo, Zoroark, and Wumbo.

"How did you get them to our side?" asked Top. "Simple," said Rob, "I simply recoded the machine parts of them to perform evil, and welcome back, Dion!" Dion walked out, but wasn't an android like the others. Top was stunned. "Turns out he wasn't dead! He had a slow heart rate, but I patched him up good as new! He's going to help Doc take over Underdog first thing in the morning. Now for one more surprise! He's not a robot, and he's not even controlled. Please welcome..."

Spartica stepped over, and stood next to Rob with an evil grin.

TO BE CONTINUED...