The Countries of ERBoH

[Uprising]

Hey

[Faker]

TEEHEE

Alright, Don. PM me.

[Uprising]

Dang it. I was beaten by Adonis. That's what I get for shooting Dion....

[L]

Cant wait! Youre goin down rob! FOR THE ALLIANCE!

[Uprising]

Again! -Throws Chair Leg At Uprising again- 3 TIMES.

*loses one of my 200 lives*

[Uprising]

Again! -Throws Chair Leg At Uprising again- 3 TIMES.

*loses one of my 200 lives*

*200 Chair legs fall on Uprising*

*uses my special edition Captain America shield to block them and all further chair legs*

[L]

kills all except adonis with god powers

[Faker]

Episode 9: The Unseen

One country stands strong out of the five other destroyed homes. Grand Central S.T.A.R.S. is the only place that hasn't been touched, and the citizens are determined to keep it that way. As always, ghouls and demons keep themselves hidden fro sight. The sand is as scorching hot as the blazing sun. Saloons, stacks of barrels, prisons, and many more Old Western buildings are scattered around the desert. All of the wooden buildings are covered with mold, dust, and cobwebs. Tumbleweeds roll by, cacti stand as tall as ever, and the wind picks up bits of sand every now and then.

This time, we won't start with a meeting, or citizens of the country. Everyone doesn't want to be seen, and they refuse to appear for even a split second. The sun sets below the horizon, casting everything a tropical glow. The sand looks especially dark orange. Of course, the citizens are ready for anything. They have soldiers put in different posts, and other weapons. They have taken almost every precaution necessary to fight against any enemies. As time goes on, no signs of Rob or his minions are seen or heard. Everyone thinks they are safe until they hear flap of wings. Although everyone knows they won't be noticed, they are all tense. God of Bronies lands onto the sand, and the mysterious man, Uprising, and Sergeant Spike jump to the ground.

"OW! HOT, HOT, HOT!!!" yell Spike and GoB. Uprising and the man laughed at Spike and GoB. They feel lucky that they have shoes. After everyone has their moment, they prepare to get to business. "Hello? Anybody here? Helloooooooo?" shouts GoB. No response. Everything is quiet, not a sound is heard. "Let me try," said Sergeant Spike. He cleared his throat and yelled so loud it almost shattered everybody's eardrums. The effort was in vain. Still no answer. Confused, the four decide to explore different parts of town. "Alright everyone, let's split up. We're gonna look for people. I'll go check out the saloon. GoB, you check out the country jail. Uprising, I need you to look in all of the sheds. Finally, you. What's your name. Keep looking outside, okay? Everyone meet up in the dining hall at 7:00 PM for dinner," ordered Spike. No one argued and did as told.

Sergeant Spike pushed open the double doors to "Cactus Blossom Saloon." Still no signs of people. It was as empty as an African's stomach. There were bottles of old liquor. Cacti were displayed all around the saloon, as well as stuffed armadillos and snakes. Spike walked in. "Is there anybody in this saloon? We're here to help you," announced Spike. No reply. He checked everywhere, under the tables, behind the counter, and in the bathrooms. No sign of anyone. Spike walked by the counter and drunk a bottle of champagne and kept looking.

GoB was in "County Jail." There were no cops, prison guards, or even prisoners to be seen! The bars to the wooden cells were dusty, and close to breaking. The floorboards were uneven and squeaked with the most annoying noise. GoB walked around trying to find any sign of life. "Yo, guys! I want to party up in here! Someone show themselves. Please?" suggested GoB. Just like everywhere else, no answer. GoB looked behind counters, in bathrooms, and even in cells. The ceiling was shaking, but that was probably due to the building's old age.

Uprising was in a section of sheds. Some big, some small. Some filled to the brim, and some completely empty. As he looked walked around, examining sheds, he noticed some were completely demolished. He would poke his head in any accessible shed and yell out, "SHOW YOURSELVES ALREADY!!!" Of course, it never worked. He was looking in the last shed. He noticed a treasure chest and struggled to get it open. All there was inside was a handgun. Uprising took it for himself. He thought his work was done so decided to see what he could scavenge.

We finally go to our mysterious hero. His job was the hardest, because he had to look EVERYWHERE outside. Luckily this country was only the size of a large city. He walked miles and miles without coming into contact with anyone. Every now and then he would try to get someone's attention, but they were nowhere to be soon. He searched high and low, far and wide. "God. I wish someone would show already," he complained. After a few more minutes his watch alarm rang. It was time for dinner.

By the time everyone got to the dining hall it was already dark out. The dining room was pretty small. About 5 round tables with 2 chairs per table. The room smelled of mold and dust, but no one cared. Spike sat at a table with Uprising, and GoB sat with the other man. "So, any luck?" asked Spike, "I found no one." "No," said everyone else in unison. "Well, that's a darn a shame. Let's eat for now," stated Spike. He reached into his saddlebag and pulled out a pig he killed during his search. He burned it with his fiery breath and turned it into pork roast. The meat was dry, but the taste was extraordinary. After fifteen minutes everyone had full bellies. "We should probably camp somewhere," suggested GoB. "Good idea," replied Spike.

Before anyone could get up a chair went flying at Uprising. He thought fast and ducked. The chair was thrown outside into the shady sand. "The fuck was that?" questioned Uprising. Suddenly all the other chairs flew towards our gang. GoB got hit, but everyone dodged the onslaught. Before Spike could check on GoB, they were attacked by the tables. One came soaring towards Spike, but he kicked it in half. After a half hour of this fight there was nothing left to attack them. "Wait a minute," said The Mysterious (I'm gonna call him that from now on.) "I remember reading that this place was inhabited by ghouls. Demons and ghouls. We mean no harm. We're here to protect you from the evil.

One person appeared, followed by many others. Brickman was a Lego ghost. Incinirmatt, Harlequinade, Li-Syaoran, and Halozi are all ghosts. Sunkist was a dark skeleton knight. Godfather was a perfect zombie/ghoul hybrid, and Kain was Death himself. Godfather walked up to Spike cautiously, "You know about the attacks?" he queried. "Yeah! We all do! All the countries are being destroyed. We're here to protect you. Someone is coming to destroy this place too. We need to be ready," replied Spike.

Almost instantly everyone smelled smoke. Everyone rushed out to see most of the buildings on fire. Spartica walked out of the flames and grinned at everyone menacingly. "You!" exclaimed Godfather, "But I thought you were one of us. You were part of a resistance. How could you be evil?" Spartica responded, "Let's just say, Rob makes a good point. This current world is useless. We need a new era. One where everything is perfect." Spike was enraged, "You asshole! If you want to destroy S.T.A.R.S. so bad you're gonna have to go through us!" Spartica chuckled, "Sounds like fun. Let's fight!"

Spartica swung into action. Our heroes and the members of S.T.A.R.S. ran at Spartica. Incinirmatt threw balls of flames at Spartica, but he leaped over the two flames. He grabbed Incirmatt and threw him at Halozi. The two were knocked out. Harlequinade shot at Spartica with a machine gun. Spartica grabbed a bullet and flicked it back at him. It didn't kill Harlequinade, but he was bleeding tremendously. Spartica leaped over Kain and kicked Li-Syaoran's head clean off his shoulders. Uprising shot at Spartica with his handgun but Spartica backflipped over the bullet. He was next to Sunkist who drew his sword. Sunkist slashed at Spartica, only to miss when Spartica ducked under the sword. The sword was then thrown at Spartica. It impaled him in the heart. Being some kind of supernatural person, Spartica removed it from his heart and snapped in half. He pulled a bomb out of his weapons sack and blew Sunkist to bits. Next was Kain, Godfather, and Brickman. Spartica leaped into the air and propelled himself off of Brickman's flat head. He used the height advantage to bring Brickman down with a flamethrower. Kain threw his scythe at Spartica. Unfortunately the scythe couldn't make it that high and fell back down. Spartica threw a smoke bomb to the ground.

No one was able to see at all. When the smoke cleared Spartica was gone and the country was burned down. Godfather got a call on his Ghost Phone. He picked it up, "Hello?" The man on the other line spoke with a thick Russian accent, "Yes, Godfather? Sorry to say, but I won't be needing S.T.A.R.S. anymore. All six countries are practically destroyed. Rob and I's plan will soon take accent. That is all." The man hung up.

TO BE CONTINUED...

[The Godfather]

So, is my whole group dead or just knocked out?

[Uprising]

Wait, did Spartica kill me or did he just dodge my bullet?