Epic Battles of People Ya Know!

[Deneb]

I thought that was a spam bot post until i read your username

[Kubby]

LOL, my post does look like spambot's one. Nonformatted link in signature, some random link in text... Haha.

[Moonjik]

Nice, I'll get back to you when I have someone.

[RBM]

This is an awesome idea, Spike!

[Faker]

This is an awesome idea, Spike!

Thanks. I'm trying to get a lot done, though. SO MANY THINGS ARE HAVE BEEN OCCUPYING ME! :brick: I haven't even been able to work on my Nintendo Death Battles for a whole week.

[Noremac2100]

This is an awesome idea, Spike!

Thanks. I'm trying to get a lot done, though. SO MANY THINGS ARE HAVE BEEN OCCUPYING ME! :brick: I haven't even been able to work on my Nintendo Death Battles for a whole week.

That's nice Now back to work! :stomp:

[RBM]

[attachment=0:33u0n4u3]Mr. Marker's Moustache.jpg[/attachment:33u0n4u3]

This is Dave Marker. He is a substitute teacher at my high school.

Mr. Marker has gained a reputation for not only being a mathematical wizard, but for also being extremely creepy. He retired from his former position as an actual math teacher a few years ago, and now he's a substitute (specializing in math classes). His teaching style is very old school and extremely strict. He also gets very annoyed by little mistakes and humiliates you in front of the class if you have bad handwriting, amongst other things. The guy's gotta' be in his late 60s, if not early 70s. His neck is extremely stiff. When turning his head, he ALWAYS turns his entire body with it, and he's always got that disturbingly creepy smile on his face. He's stiff as a board. Another famous trait Mr. Marker has is that he's ALWAYS pushing around his supply cart, no matter where you see him in the building. Aside from creeping up behind people out of nowhere, seemingly out of the shadows sometimes, Mr. Marker has MAINLY become a local legend due to his mustache, in all its glory.

Other interesting Mr. Marker facts:

- A student actually came to school in a Mr. Marker costume once, supply cart and all.
- Last year, Mr. Marker attempted to grow a beard. This lasted through the winter before his return to mustache-dom
- Mr. Marker is driven home by his wife, who is an obese redhead much younger than him.
- The dude's practically a human calculator. His math skills are truly impressive

Please make Mr. Marker vs. Jeffrey Dahmer.

I know another substitute he could face! Her name is Mrs.Fog. She doesn't really know much about each particular subject (except maybe history) but she subs for just about ANY class in my school. She's very nice, and she gives candy to every student in the room every time she subs. Hell, she'll even give you MORE candy after you complete the assignment. She also gives us free time at the end of class. However, she gets paranoid every time someone talks loud. When the whole class starts talking, she FREAKS THE FUCK OUT! She shushes people a lot. She likes to whisper a lot and talk quietly, but she tones up her voice and sounds like she's a psychopath whenever you're interrupting her. Also, last year, whenever she subbed for Social Studies, she made up a fake essay for us to write for no reason AT ALL. She claimed that the teacher's instructions were confusing, suggesting that she assigned an essay. But, overall, she's very sweet and gives everyone lots of candy. She's about a middle aged woman with short, styled brown hair and tan skin.

[RBM]

Is this a good match up?

[Dr. Ninja]

My geomotry teacher

She always is strict abot no assuming stuff and never loses an argument when a teacher rejects her thinking. Her name's Mrs. Kaenal

[RBM]

My geomotry teacher

She always is strict abot no assuming stuff and never loses an argument when a teacher rejects her thinking. Her name's Mrs. Kaenal

I have a crazy Geometry teacher as well...