You vs The Person Above

[WoodenHornets]

PLEASE HELP viewtopic.php?f=7&t=5661

[Incinirmatt]

Nice idea you have, Sunkist.
I'd be glad to help, if you get my gist.
But since it's my versus you, I've got no choice.
Watching you fall will make the world rejoice!
Yeah! Oh! (Oh!) Hey! (Hey!) Oh! (Oh!) Hey! (Hey!)
Nothing like putting a bitch in his place.
Yeah! Oh! (Oh!) Hey! (Hey!) Oh! (Oh!) Hey! (Hey!)
You're about as epic as a worm playing chase.

Shit goes down when I make an appearance.
I'm so hot, I'm so sexy when I make an entrance.
So fly like a bird, or a fucking fighter jet.
I'm above you. I'm motherfucking set.

[Moonjik]

Son, it is I, the marvelous GoB,
You know that you cannot beat me in all honesty,
I control the elements of friendship and harmony,
While all you fuckers are busy taking a leak,
I watch you as if you were Snooki's boobs,
I watch you while you are posting comments on YouTube,
I am the beat, no contest, check out my new album,
It's the G to the O to the B, just as yo mum,

[Faker]

Son, it is I, the marvelous GoB,
You know that you cannot beat me in all honesty,
I control the elements of friendship and harmony,
While all you fuckers are busy taking a leak,
I watch you as if you were Snooki's boobs,
I watch you while you are posting comments on YouTube,
I am the beat, no contest, check out my new album,
It's the G to the O to the B, just as yo mum,

That verse barely rhymed, look at the time!
People looked at you and made being a Brit a crime!
I don't give a fuck if you're my BBBFF, this is the end.
I'll gladly lyrically tear apart a friend!
I left Xdom, I was too good for that group.
Try taking me on and my Blazing Pwnage Crew!
You're as fake as Spam, the meat AND your hobby.
I'll knock your ass so far you could say hi to Bobby!
My raps are Blazing, I'm Pwning a God.
G-O-B is about as repetitive as CoD.
I stole half of your members, who are you left with now?
Mr. Popo and Beat? That humiliation leaves me going wow!
I'm glad your raps are finally once again long.
But that's the only thing you have long, everything else is just wrong!

[Moonjik]

[quote=Sergeant Spike]

Son, it is I, the marvelous GoB,
You know that you cannot beat me in all honesty,
I control the elements of friendship and harmony,
While all you fuckers are busy taking a leak,
I watch you as if you were Snooki's boobs,
I watch you while you are posting comments on YouTube,
I am the beat, no contest, check out my new album,
It's the G to the O to the B, just as yo mum,

That verse barely rhymed, look at the time!
People looked at you and made being a Brit a crime!
I don't give a f**k if you're my BBBFF, this is the end.
I'll gladly lyrically tear apart a friend!
I left Xdom, I was too good for that group.
Try taking me on and my Blazing Pwnage Crew!
You're as fake as Spam, the meat AND your hobby.
I'll knock your ass so far you could say hi to Bobby!
My raps are Blazing, I'm Pwning a God.
G-O-B is about as repetitive as CoD.
I stole half of your members, who are you left with now?
Mr. Popo and Beat? That humiliation leaves me going wow!
I'm glad your raps are finally once again long.
But that's the only thing you have long, everything else is just wrong![/quote:1yekauhy]
I'll take on your so-called "Pwnage" and leave it in blazes!
I have been revered throughout the ages,
You're so damn tedious it feels like I'm stuck in a time loop,
Good riddance! I couldn't be happier to have you out of my group,
I don't want you spreading shit around, getting all up in my face,
Your reign in Xdom marked our darkest days,

[Uprising]

[quote=God of Bronies][quote="Sergeant Spike":3vb4iij3]

Son, it is I, the marvelous GoB,
You know that you cannot beat me in all honesty,
I control the elements of friendship and harmony,
While all you fuckers are busy taking a leak,
I watch you as if you were Snooki's boobs,
I watch you while you are posting comments on YouTube,
I am the beat, no contest, check out my new album,
It's the G to the O to the B, just as yo mum,

That verse barely rhymed, look at the time!
People looked at you and made being a Brit a crime!
I don't give a f**k if you're my BBBFF, this is the end.
I'll gladly lyrically tear apart a friend!
I left Xdom, I was too good for that group.
Try taking me on and my Blazing Pwnage Crew!
You're as fake as Spam, the meat AND your hobby.
I'll knock your ass so far you could say hi to Bobby!
My raps are Blazing, I'm Pwning a God.
G-O-B is about as repetitive as CoD.
I stole half of your members, who are you left with now?
Mr. Popo and Beat? That humiliation leaves me going wow!
I'm glad your raps are finally once again long.
But that's the only thing you have long, everything else is just wrong![/quote:3vb4iij3]
I'll take on your so-called "Pwnage" and leave it in blazes!
I have been revered throughout the ages,
You're so damn tedious it feels like I'm stuck in a time loop,
Good riddance! I couldn't be happier to have you out of my group,
I don't want you spreading shit around, getting all up in my face,
Your reign in Xdom marked our darkest days,[/quote:3vb4iij3]
I was in Xdom once, and I know why Spike left you
You had a topic for only spamming and upping your post counts, you're such a fool
You think cause you have over 16000 posts, you're better than me?
Think again, you're nothing but slime, GoB
Uprising is the muthatruckin greatest of all time
And forget it, don't cry, I don't got the time to hear you whine
So next time, don't lose all your members to Pwnage
Because this rap here was just complete and utter ownage!

[Moonjik]

[quote=Uprising][quote=God of Bronies]

Son, it is I, the marvelous GoB,
You know that you cannot beat me in all honesty,
I control the elements of friendship and harmony,
While all you fuckers are busy taking a leak,
I watch you as if you were Snooki's boobs,
I watch you while you are posting comments on YouTube,
I am the beat, no contest, check out my new album,
It's the G to the O to the B, just as yo mum,

That verse barely rhymed, look at the time!
People looked at you and made being a Brit a crime!
I don't give a f**k if you're my BBBFF, this is the end.
I'll gladly lyrically tear apart a friend!
I left Xdom, I was too good for that group.
Try taking me on and my Blazing Pwnage Crew!
You're as fake as Spam, the meat AND your hobby.
I'll knock your ass so far you could say hi to Bobby!
My raps are Blazing, I'm Pwning a God.
G-O-B is about as repetitive as CoD.
I stole half of your members, who are you left with now?
Mr. Popo and Beat? That humiliation leaves me going wow!
I'm glad your raps are finally once again long.
But that's the only thing you have long, everything else is just wrong!

I'll take on your so-called "Pwnage" and leave it in blazes!
I have been revered throughout the ages,
You're so damn tedious it feels like I'm stuck in a time loop,
Good riddance! I couldn't be happier to have you out of my group,
I don't want you spreading shit around, getting all up in my face,
Your reign in Xdom marked our darkest days,[/quote:1672ewvp]
I was in Xdom once, and I know why Spike left you
You had a topic for only spamming and upping your post counts, you're such a fool
You think cause you have over 16000 posts, you're better than me?
Think again, you're nothing but slime, GoB
Uprising is the muthatruckin greatest of all time
And forget it, don't cry, I don't got the time to hear you whine
So next time, don't lose all your members to Pwnage
Because this rap here was just complete and utter ownage![/quote:1672ewvp]
I'm not the one who always FAILS when trying to post emoticons,
You're all like ":stomp:" but you're to dumb to actually get the shit on,
You want someone good to voice you in the audio version? Too unrealistic,
'Cos honestly you're crap, you sound like you're smacking your bitches,

[The Sir]

You rhyme like you have diarrhea: just spewin' crap
You're a phony pony epileptic who's unable to rap
Think you're so great watching horses on TV?
You can only hope you can Rainbow Dash away from me
I think it's ironic how you say friendship is magic
When you really have no friends - your life is pretty tragic
Your rhymes are puny, whereas my disses are massive
Your just the god of watching bullshit about some donkeys on acid!

[Incinirmatt]

It's The Sir! The sir of what, exactly?
The sir of writing things incredibly badly.
He's a knight in armor of crap.
Don't poke him now; you might make his girly bones snap.
No maiden for him; he'll never find a princess.
He'll be a virgin all his life, so no need to get him checked.
Sitting behind a computer, saying like a sir.
But it's not like a sir when you're so drunk that you slur.

[TheArchsage]

So you've defeated a sir, but you'll never beat a sage in battle!
You're the King of Bad Rap and I'm attacking your castle.
I'm like a lyrical sorcerer, you can call me Houdini.
I'm the champion here, you're all barely competing.
I'll gather up my rhymes, and blast you to the S.T.A.R.S.
But you'll never reach my level 'cause I'm raising the bar.
The Sir may never see a princess, but it's the life that he chose.
And we all know you go to clubs and blow men like a nose.