You vs The Person Above

[Moonjik]

Okay, how about dirty bar of soap?
Ooooh! I don't need to say anything else,
That was just...that was just pure pwnage,
You wanna rap to that?
It's suicide!
Damn, I'm surprised I said something so awesome,
Just...don't try and best me,
You'll fail,
That there was the best insult you'll ever hear,
Peace, bro,

[TheArchsage]

Obvious troll is obvious. You CAN'T suck this bad!
I'm half expecting you to stop rapping and be like "U mad?"
You have 16.5 Thousand posts. Oh, bloody hell.
It's like the Holocaust in word form, if I do say so myself.
What's your rhyme scheme here anyway? It's getting hard to tell.
Go back to school kid, You need to learn how to spell.
Until then, call your mommy and she can give you a ride home.
Compared to me, you're like IE, and I'm like Google Chrome.

[Moonjik]

Obvious troll is obvious. You CAN'T suck this bad!
I'm half expecting you to stop rapping and be like "U mad?"
You have 16.5 Thousand posts. Oh, bloody hell.
It's like the Holocaust in word form, if I do say so myself.
What's your rhyme scheme here anyway? It's getting hard to tell.
Go back to school kid, You need to learn how to spell.
Until then, call your mommy and she can give you a ride home.
Compared to me, you're like IE, and I'm like Google Chrome.

I spell every word perfectly,
You took an arrow to the knee,
Wow, I'm just that good,
Call me Rumplestiltskin,
'Cos I sit at this wheel spin these shit raps into gold,
You are old,
Like a grandma,
BOOM!

[December]

You're lucky I'm a masochist because rapping against you is painful
But seriously Is there anything but air inside your empty skull?
Why don't you do us all a huge favor
And go sign this legal waiver
It means you can't sue me when you commit suicide
When you go to the beach and bury yourself at low tide
Carving my name into your arm so you know who took you down
Filling up your lungs with salt water to make sure that you drown

(( =D This is fun. But don't commit suicide. That would be bad on my conscious. ))

[Moonjik]

Too late sucker, I've been dead sine 1971,
And I have an army of mutant robots to fight for me,
I built them myself out of old bits and bobs from my neighbor's pants,
He eats clam chowder like there's no tomorrow,
I can recite pi to the 176th digit, you can't top that,
You make little kids scream, because you are so bad,
You are like a stranger to them, handing out candy,
And you don't even know how to tie your shoes,
Your ma didn't let you watch Bambi,
Haha!

[Hedgeog]

I'm going to rap so fast, you won't even hear,
Please listen closely, not my deer.
ASIURYVWAIUR
AWRAUWOR
EI(URP(WCE$
XAMMM
MMAW(CR

EEEE
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GOOBY PLS.

[Moonjik]

I heard that easily,
Try harder next time,
This is a rhyme,
I cook with thyme,

[December]

It's actually pronounced Time, so you did that wrong
Where'd your buddy learn his English, in Hong-Kong?
I don't even know what to rap about next
But you'd be wrong if you thought I was vexed
While it's be fun chatting with you boys on a whim
I think it would be better if I went to play Skyrim

[Moonjik]

It's actually pronounced Time, so you did that wrong
Where'd your buddy learn his English, in Hong-Kong?
I don't even know what to rap about next
But you'd be wrong if you thought I was vexed
While it's be fun chatting with you boys on a whim
I think it would be better if I went to play Skyrim

Exactly, it's prounounced "time", you got a problem with that?
Nothing wrong with my English, may you explain?
Also, your first line is grammatically incorrect you incoherent buzzard,
You are not a Dragonborn, I grabbed the bull by the horns,
Yes, "thyme" is pronounced "time", your point being?
You are a sea-urchin who lost his legs,
Your dreadlocks are not as sophisticated as you'd like to think,

[Uprising]

It's actually pronounced Time, so you did that wrong
Where'd your buddy learn his English, in Hong-Kong?
I don't even know what to rap about next
But you'd be wrong if you thought I was vexed
While it's be fun chatting with you boys on a whim
I think it would be better if I went to play Skyrim

Exactly, it's prounounced "time", you got a problem with that?
Nothing wrong with my English, may you explain?
Also, your first line is grammatically incorrect you incoherent buzzard,
You are not a Dragonborn, I grabbed the bull by the horns,
Yes, "thyme" is pronounced "time", your point being?
You are a sea-urchin who lost his legs,
Your dreadlocks are not as sophisticated as you'd like to think,

GoB, you forgot to rhyme your raps
But now they all just seem like crap