Just stopping in to say Happy Halloween,
And grace your presence with the Rap Battle Queen,
I'm so dope that its crazy,
Like taking candy from a baby,
beating you is simple,
Pay attention and you'll learn a little,
Just stopping in to say Happy Halloween,
And grace your presence with the Rap Battle Queen,
I'm so dope that its crazy,
Like taking candy from a baby,
beating you is simple,
Pay attention and you'll learn a little,
~ Better clean up, stand up and fight like a man,
Cause this lady just beat you with the back of her hand. ~
You're quite impressive, i'll give you that
But when it comes to being awesome, you don't know nothing bout dat!
I'm the best of all time, you're nothing but a tool
That I can use to build a house, so I can stick you in it, with the rest of these fools
You think you can beat me? Think again, you can't defeat me
Theres nothing promising for the future in your raps that I can see
So take this how you will, i'm the best of all time
So make like a Corvette, Regas, and take a ride!
Please, like I haven't heard that 'tool' line before,
I've got an open mind, but it seems you've closed the door,
Tell me to take a ride, but it seems youve got no clue,
I drive a 2012 Lamborghini- color, blue.
Battling with you is like battling my Gramma,
I always hear the same story over again- well, sorta.
I take that back, my grammas better.
You know this rap is composed like a symphony,
The orchestra is playing you can't beat me,
And if you want to continue this epic rap battle,
yous better put on your chaps and get in the saddle
~ Better clean up, stand up and fight like a man,
Cause this lady just beat you with the back of her hand. ~
888 here, post number two.
Other than you car everybody's better than you!
I don't know why you think you can't be topped,
Cause your rhymes are bad- you might as well stop!
The rappin' game ain't for gramma's boys
So go back to your room Regas, play with your toys!
Your symphony's out of tune,
so you will learn soon
Triple 8's got got a needle,
I popped your balloon!
Your posts really don't live up to your name
Your raps suck so much they even put your boring username to shame!
A needle isn't going to stop my foundation
Beating you only takes a small ration
of my energy to go into a fight
My rhymes go the distance every day and night.
So you're a bigger n00B then me and I started back 3 pages
But I proceeded to kick more ass and I became the greatest
Regas went to Vegas, you went down the drain
You're quite unsuspecting of the oncoming pain
Don't battle these balls it would be easier on you if you surrender
Because my rhymes have much better graphics and much more scares than Slender!
Spoiler:
I am PolarBore's official Assistant Mangager (again)
If I've said it once, I've said it twice
I'll say it once more, next time I wont be nice,
I'm Queen of these battles, A certified babe,
your just some nerd who will never get laid.
Vegas was nice but my Empire is better,
Some lousy pointers can't beat this bitch setter,
Your rhymes are lacking a wee bit of class,
what? Can't pay attention 'cause I whooping your ass?
Bienvenidos motherfuckers,you'll enjoy your stay, right?
Because your in my yard now, and I don't not play nice.
~ Better clean up, stand up and fight like a man,
Cause this lady just beat you with the back of her hand. ~
You don't not play nice? Isn't that so?
Failing grammar at your last line is an all time low!
But spoiler [spoiler:3bzybwki]your raps sort of suck[/spoiler:3bzybwki]
Come at me bitch see if I give a fuck?
Now I'm in your yard, and I set it ablaze!
Nothing about your rhymes except the suck deserve praise!
If my ass was being whooped I'd need to pay attention
But you're more like a bore not worth an extension
18 posts isn't much I gotta say
Did you start your rap bullshit yesterday?
Spoiler:
I am PolarBore's official Assistant Mangager (again)
[spoiler:1a16clf1]Originally Posted by Regas
You're* remove the not*[/spoiler:1a16clf1]
Spoiler:
[spoiler:1myz88bj]
You're* remove the not*[/spoiler:1myz88bj]
YN bringing the intellect back to the Rap
“Many times in life I've regretted the things I've said without thinking. But I've never regretted the things I said nearly as much as the words I left unspoken.”
Hahaha! This'll be easy!
You didn't even rap! And if you did,
I would be cheesey!
Now I know I've only got like three posts,
But does that really make me a bad rapper?
I don't think so. It's your turn to rap!
Oh wait, you CAN'T!!!
...
See? Told ya! Gave you a chance to sing,
But you DIDN'T!
It's takin' me 30 seconds to write two lines,
But at least I'm rapping in the first place!
I'mma go to a better place, leave ya behind!
And on my way there, slap your face!
I'm an opera! Laaaahhh, lah, lah, LAAAAAHHH!!
If you did rap, all it be is :blah:!
Yeah I used a smiley, don't be a prick!
Imma say this once, get back on topic!
...
Okay, let me be mean separately,
To yellownerd and gh0st, both idiots apparently,
But first I gotta writes some lyrics, see,
Unlike you guys who don't say a word to me!
YellowNerd? Who's that!? Sounds like a simpson,
A rip-off of family guy which copies everyone.
Not a good position to be in, son.
And Gh0st, you sound like my friend Zer0.
That guy from Borderlands 2 yo,
But you ain't Zer0 so I'mma kick you off the show,
You know, you ain't gonna get no flow, if ya don't step it up
And go, so, no, you can't rap, bro, it's someone else's turn.
But I'll win this never-ending rap battle anyway. Goodbye!
A plastic shapeless amorphous children's toy that lacks definite shape below the age of adulthood.
That's me.
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