You vs The Person Above

[TheFlameLord]

You have such a big ego, you're so full of yourself
I'm not surprised that you still haven't asked for help!
At least i know I'm still the better person of us two
Because I've saved people from committing suicide, and how about you?
You're no contribution to society even though you write raps
What do those do to help starving kids living off of scraps?
And Google and Bing are search engines, not chat sites
If you wanna truly beat me then you should really get your facts right!
And so what if i crave a fight? You're the one who started this!
Cursing is how I get a point across so it looks like I'm not taking the piss
I could beat you in TF2 with one hand behind my back
I'm a lone survivor, a natural born fighter, you quack
Every single thing you do is a huge and stupid mistake
How old are you? 20 years old? Did you even graduate?
I swear to god, you're more annoying as time goes by
It's like I'm battling the stupid boy band called McFly
I'm a rising star compared to you, you wrinkly old timer
If I leave, you'll forget about me like you had Alzheimer's!
If there's one thing I've learnt, I don't give up so easy
And you said crit at least 3 times, you're a repetitive sleazy
Stupid cocky jerkoff guy who thinks he can win a rap battle with lies
And do you know what? You'll never beat me no matter how hard you try!
At least my fetish is reasonable, you horse-fucking whore
And why did I mention fights so much? Cuz your pen's not mightier than my sword!

[LAWLzoR]

I'm not telling you how old I am
what're trying to make here? A scam?
You may have stopped some people from killing themselves
but your raps are put together so poorly, like you're using elves
trying to recreate the bible with that long rap?
I've told you once before: Stop giving me crap
you're determined to get your revenge, Mr. Hot Head?
revenge won't matter when you're lyrically dead
I don't screw horses, you sick minded psychopath
gettin' mad here while I don't have to unleash wrath
sorry it took a while for me to respond, I have a life
while you're here gloating with your fake knife
if you really thought you were better than me
you wouldn't be boasting your acts, see?
that Engi is laughing in your avatar because he saw your rhymes
a person like you would be smart enough not to try another time
I don't crave a fight, I'm simply trying to end it
you're swearing to your god? That must be amended
you couldn't even capitalize the "g" in God?
even I know how to spell that name, gosh!
The only reason I'd forget about you is because I have more important things to do
like go to school, make friends, and get good grades, dude
my words are stronger than your will to kill me
I doubt you would, the answer will be thrilling
A long rap for your long rap, and eye for an eye
Rob, how in the world could you not ban this guy!

[WoodenHornets]

fuck having long raps, i only need six lines,
what did lawlzor bring to the table? stupid ass whines!
i will sting you with my rhymes you will choke,
was that you rapping? or you having a stroke?
my name is sunkistluva, editor for ERBParodies,
now stop fucking bitching and man up pussies!

[LAWLzoR]

f**k having long raps, i only need six lines,
what did lawlzor being to the table? stupid ass whines!
i will sting you with my rhymes you will choke,
was that you rapping? or you having a stroke?
my name is sunkistluva, editor for ERBParodies,
now stop fucking bitching and man up pussies!

You're the lead of ERBParodies, I give you that
but I started so many things here, even image rap
Crash Course erboh.com History, remember it?
Roasts, groups, MLP, the High Council, Personal Support, helped with all that shit
so when you say that you're the leader of something
I just about started everything!

[WoodenHornets]

f**k having long raps, i only need six lines,
what did lawlzor being to the table? stupid ass whines!
i will sting you with my rhymes you will choke,
was that you rapping? or you having a stroke?
my name is sunkistluva, editor for ERBParodies,
now stop fucking bitching and man up pussies!

You're the lead of ERBParodies, I give you that
but I started so many things here, even image rap
Crash Course erboh.com History, remember it?
Roasts, groups, MLP, the High Council, Personal Support, helped with all that shit
so when you say that you're the leader of something
I just about started everything!

alright i agree you are a great forumer on many levels,
but remember who fought the wars in S.T.A.R.S and Dark Rebelz!
i had a bunch of warnings but froggy admitted they were by accident,
are you happy to see me or just pitching a tent?
ok ok that line was random,
but doesnt change the fact that you are boring and dumb!
get out of my way i have cameos to recruit,
dont come near me again or you will get the boot!

[LAWLzoR]

f**k having long raps, i only need six lines,
what did lawlzor being to the table? stupid ass whines!
i will sting you with my rhymes you will choke,
was that you rapping? or you having a stroke?
my name is sunkistluva, editor for ERBParodies,
now stop fucking bitching and man up pussies!

You're the lead of ERBParodies, I give you that
but I started so many things here, even image rap
Crash Course erboh.com History, remember it?
Roasts, groups, MLP, the High Council, Personal Support, helped with all that shit
so when you say that you're the leader of something
I just about started everything!

alright i agree you are a great forumer on many levels,
but remember who fought the wars in S.T.A.R.S and Dark Rebelz!
i had a bunch of warnings but froggy admitted they were by accident,
are you happy to see me or just pitching a tent?
ok ok that line was random,
but doesnt change the fact that you are boring and dumb!
get out of my way i have cameos to recruit,
dont come near me again or you will get the boot!

There you go, using the word "war" again like it's nothing
did you not read me? Let me tell you something
your warnings weren't accidents buster
and you'll fail so hard, you'll get picked on by Custer!
If it wasn't for me, STARS and Dark Rebels wouldn't exist
drink your rhymes up like they were a Sunkist
dude, I don't like you in that way, I have other guys in mind
rhymes as worse as yours? They're really hard to find
you may make videos for your raps, but just remember this before you start
Video Killed the Radio Star!

[WoodenHornets]

f**k having long raps, i only need six lines,
what did lawlzor being to the table? stupid ass whines!
i will sting you with my rhymes you will choke,
was that you rapping? or you having a stroke?
my name is sunkistluva, editor for ERBParodies,
now stop fucking bitching and man up pussies!

You're the lead of ERBParodies, I give you that
but I started so many things here, even image rap
Crash Course erboh.com History, remember it?
Roasts, groups, MLP, the High Council, Personal Support, helped with all that shit
so when you say that you're the leader of something
I just about started everything!

alright i agree you are a great forumer on many levels,
but remember who fought the wars in S.T.A.R.S and Dark Rebelz!
i had a bunch of warnings but froggy admitted they were by accident,
are you happy to see me or just pitching a tent?
ok ok that line was random,
but doesnt change the fact that you are boring and dumb!
get out of my way i have cameos to recruit,
dont come near me again or you will get the boot!

There you go, using the word "war" again like it's nothing
did you not read me? Let me tell you something
your warnings weren't accidents buster
and you'll fail so hard, you'll get picked on by Custer!
If it wasn't for me, STARS and Dark Rebels wouldn't exist
drink your rhymes up like they were a Sunkist
dude, I don't like you in that way, I have other guys in mind
rhymes as worse as yours? They're really hard to find
you may make videos for your raps, but just remember this before you start
Video Killed the Radio Star!

Video killed the radio star? well my videos will kill you instead,
no need to keep bitching if you are already dead!
I would never diss a guy for liking My Little Pony,
thats only because you kids have up the ass ADD!
oh did you expect me to be nice well fuck that shit,
this rap battle will continue in round 2! now stop throwin fits!

[AccordionChick]

Spoken: Let me step right in...

Your raps stay so short man but I don't blame you
Even I don't need a long verse just to make my debut
I'll be taking you down tonight, bow down to the winner
your blood I'll be drinking, sunkist for dinner!
So go ahead change up your verse & edit this last line in:
"Awww jeez I really thought I could win"

[LAWLzoR]

I can tell that your relationship will end up dead
in your avatar... what's that on your head?
your dead cat? A spider? Roadkill?
if you analyzed my head, you'd see that I'm not mentally ill
this time, Taylor Swift will be the one breaking up
because she doesn't want someone as annoying as a pup

[WoodenHornets]

Spoken: Let me step right in...

Your raps stay so short man but I don't blame you
Even I don't need a long verse just to make my debut
I'll be taking you down tonight, bow down to the winner
your blood I'll be drinking, sunkist for dinner!
So go ahead change up your verse & edit this last line in:
"Awww jeez I really thought I could win"

Ah you diss me even though you are playing Weird Al Yankovich?
well let me tell you something, YOU ARE A COLOSSAL BITCH!

....
i im sorry