You vs The Person Above

[Katz]

unlike north korea i can launch my rocket in a b*tch
you're uglier than a chernobyl victim, kid
you beggin fo' mercy i give you a doggy treat
the only thing you beat with ya eyes closed is ya meat, you blow
i'll pop yo' head, like tags with that Thrift Shop down the road
ya d*ck's got napoleon complex
i'm like the rain i make b*tches wet
im badass like those guys from that movie Triple X
more delusional than snoop lion, no guns allowed?
you'll be lookin like Pacquiao in the 6th round
you sound like you need cyanide and happiness, nerd
that'd be one death that was actually deserved

Also, you're not badass, in fact you're the complete opposite
What the hells this you're spewing? Are you rapping for the f**k of it?
I only need another few lines to f**k up your verse
Because i opened up your closet to find a little pink purse.
So either you're a p***y whose to wussy to say he's gay
but hey, there's nothing wrong with that, anyway!
Or you're paedophilic, which is made more obvious by your avatar
If youre trying to make a good name for yourself, you'll get a shit repetoire.

... I bet you'll go look up what repetoire means
Which shows he knows nothing, so he's worse than what he claims to be
Which is ironic, considering how much of a coward he is
He acts like he's such a badass, but he'll always suck my penis.
And I'm an actor IRL, so I know a thing or two about vocal slams
And it's safe to say I fucked you over, so go on! Scram!

Oh snap!
That was an epic rap!
Oh did you see that? I just rhymed.
I didn't mean to do it this time.
It's not even a dis over these guys.
I didn't do this on purpose. Or did I?

[TheFlameLord]

Well I know I've won, so I'll go to bed and let him sue for peace
Or he can continue acting like a coward and attack me in my sleep.

[zyroda]

you act like a brat, your mom's the only snatch you've had
he wants a guy to suck his penis, that shows how gay he is, man
i'll go mike rice on ya ass, you deserve abuse
i bet if i f*cked ya b*tch fo' 5 cents i'd get change back too
heard him talk about f*ckin' my mom, you ain't hugh hefner, you've been told
he's a nasty f*ggot, he'd do a f*ckin' 40 year old
al snow here can't get any head, i feed him lead
next time i see this possum he betta' be layin dead
he's so pissed he's more red than a tomato
i'll drop you like you was a quarter, you'll land on ya tails
the only inferno you got is Disco Inferno, and
if you were x-pac in that accident the turnbuckle would just slide in ya ass
look at this kid's tone, you can tell he's lying
i'll slap him with a evian bottle so hard the bottle will now spell "naive"

[Spars]

Hi guys what's going on?
Haven't visited this thread since 2001

[Uprising]

Hi guys what's going on?
Haven't visited this thread since 2001

Forum wasn't here in 2001
Wow ur dumb

[Spars]

[quote=Sherlock Uprising]

Hi guys what's going on?
Haven't visited this thread since 2001

Forum wasn't here in 2001
Wow ur dumb[/quote:1ef8gma9]

Bro don't make me get in a commotion
I'll rape you, *grabs loshun*

[Uprising]

[quote=The Codfather][quote="Sherlock Uprising":1ogyk2q4]

Hi guys what's going on?
Haven't visited this thread since 2001

Forum wasn't here in 2001
Wow ur dumb[/quote:1ogyk2q4]

Bro don't make me get in a commotion
I'll rape you, *grabs loshun*[/quote:1ogyk2q4]
What even is you doing?
Why must you be like Patrick Ewing

[Spars]

[quote=Sherlock Uprising][quote="The Codfather":3klw7qx4][quote="Sherlock Uprising":3klw7qx4]

Hi guys what's going on?
Haven't visited this thread since 2001

Forum wasn't here in 2001
Wow ur dumb[/quote:3klw7qx4]

Bro don't make me get in a commotion
I'll rape you, *grabs loshun*[/quote:3klw7qx4]
What even is you doing?
Why must you be like Patrick Ewing[/quote:3klw7qx4]

feed me more is what ryback said
haha your face is now red

[TheFlameLord]

you act like a brat, your mom's the only snatch you've had
he wants a guy to suck his penis, that shows how gay he is, man
i'll go mike rice on ya ass, you deserve abuse
i bet if i f*cked ya b*tch fo' 5 cents i'd get change back too
heard him talk about f*ckin' my mom, you ain't hugh hefner, you've been told
he's a nasty f*ggot, he'd do a f*ckin' 40 year old
al snow here can't get any head, i feed him lead
next time i see this possum he betta' be layin dead
he's so pissed he's more red than a tomato
i'll drop you like you was a quarter, you'll land on ya tails
the only inferno you got is Disco Inferno, and
if you were x-pac in that accident the turnbuckle would just slide in ya ass
look at this kid's tone, you can tell he's lying
i'll slap him with a evian bottle so hard the bottle will now spell "naive"

Heh, look at how mad the little bitch is, yet
He failed the most basic rapping test. Perfect.
You bottled out on trying to rhyme half way through that rant
What's the matter? Lost the will to fight me? I'll keep up my chant
By the way, you are a coward, attacking me while I snooze
I really do think its time you lay off all the booze
Because you've lost, there's no putting that any other way
So do us all a favour: get the fuck out the thread, okay?
You do nothing but scream like you're still 3 years old
Thinking you're so cool trying to rap hot, but you're just ice cold.
And another thing: you know nothing about my love life
I'd be a better father than you'd ever be, go give your own girl strife
Oh wait, that ain't a real woman! All I see is a sex slave
Whose got knife slashes from where you got mad and cut her so she'd obey
You're an abuser, you use her, women have feelings bro
They're not just seen for sex, dude, but then you wouldn't know
They've got more power in life than you could ever hope to have
And that's why I get more girls than you, cuz I respect them, you dumb chav.
Also to add to that I'm not a racist or an asshole
Plus: you're so homophobic because I'm homosexual?
What's the matter? Afraid I'll fuck your raps even more?
Because we all know yours are the ramblings of a dirty man-whore.

To sum that up: just go and suck someone else's dick
I'm like a rapping magician, while you fool no one with your 'tricks'.
You're not getting anywhere fast, this will all be over soon
So start packing your bags for a one way trip to the moon.

[zyroda]

this neanderthal lookin more stupid than the Croods
you touch yourself so much you're like the charger from left 4 dead 2
you're a human jar of mayonnaise
more of a failure than Hitler's paintings
know your role and shut your mouth
you're like the texas border, you got people coming in your south
this kid should be featured on Supernanny, im like 50 cent you're a tranny
after f*ckin your b*tch that slut gave me a quarter back, Peyton Manning
after killing myself i knew i was in hell
because i saw that you were still here oh well
yo mommas like Rosie o Donell she weighs a ton
you'd be as good of a father as Joe Jackson
i'll leave you lookin DI-Z, your valet's a whore
you know why you's gay cause when you were born you were caught suckin your own umbilical cord