You vs The Person Above

[TheFlameLord]

this neanderthal lookin more stupid than the Croods
you touch yourself so much you're like the charger from left 4 dead 2
you're a human jar of mayonnaise
more of a failure than Hitler's paintings
know your role and shut your mouth
you're like the texas border, you got people coming in your south
this kid should be featured on Supernanny, im like 50 cent you're a tranny
after f*ckin your b*tch that slut gave me a quarter back, Peyton Manning
after killing myself i knew i was in hell
because i saw that you were still here oh well
yo mommas like Rosie o Donell she weighs a ton
you'd be as good of a father as Joe Jackson
i'll leave you lookin DI-Z, your valet's a whore
you know why you's gay cause when you were born you were caught suckin your own umbilical cord

Just give up already, there's better things I could be doing today
Like my girlfriend, who's less of a slut than you anyway
You think it's funny to rape? Well I've raped your rhymes a thousand times
I'll rip you apart like a saw trap and leave your corpse suspended in time
I'm a god, you puny cunt, why don't you go lick your own nuts
I have a Saint named after my real name, you dumb fuck
You suck so hard, you got a job working at a playboy mansion
Sucking every dude that walked for a very small ransom
You're like a wet powder keg because you failed to explode
I'm like a VOLCANO compared to you, you buck-toothed toad
You caught the glimpse of heaven before getting dragged through hell
And all you can respond with is "I did your mother as well!"
I've heard less bullshit from a bull, and that's me being kind!
So what if I'm bisexual, you homophobe, suck on my massive pine
Tree, because I don't give a shit if you're pissed
Try to yell at me again, and I'll make you wish you never existed.

[The Gal from the Mary Land]

Just give up already, there's better things I could be doing today
Like my girlfriend, who's less of a slut than you anyway
You think it's funny to rape? Well I've raped your rhymes a thousand times
I'll rip you apart like a saw trap and leave your corpse suspended in time
I'm a god, you puny c**t, why don't you go lick your own nuts
I have a Saint named after my real name, you dumb f**k
You suck so hard, you got a job working at a playboy mansion
Sucking every dude that walked for a very small ransom
You're like a wet powder keg because you failed to explode
I'm like a VOLCANO compared to you, you buck-toothed toad
You caught the glimpse of heaven before getting dragged through hell
And all you can respond with is "I did your mother as well!"
I've heard less bullshit from a bull, and that's me being kind!
So what if I'm bisexual, you homophobe, suck on my massive pine
Tree, because I don't give a shit if you're pissed
Try to yell at me again, and I'll make you wish you never existed..

What are you doing? your a fat little prick with a Napoleon dick, you smell like a Dirty Sanchez tequilla, so, bow down to the Gal from the Mary LAND!

[TheFlameLord]

Just give up already, there's better things I could be doing today
Like my girlfriend, who's less of a slut than you anyway
You think it's funny to rape? Well I've raped your rhymes a thousand times
I'll rip you apart like a saw trap and leave your corpse suspended in time
I'm a god, you puny c**t, why don't you go lick your own nuts
I have a Saint named after my real name, you dumb f**k
You suck so hard, you got a job working at a playboy mansion
Sucking every dude that walked for a very small ransom
You're like a wet powder keg because you failed to explode
I'm like a VOLCANO compared to you, you buck-toothed toad
You caught the glimpse of heaven before getting dragged through hell
And all you can respond with is "I did your mother as well!"
I've heard less bullshit from a bull, and that's me being kind!
So what if I'm bisexual, you homophobe, suck on my massive pine
Tree, because I don't give a shit if you're pissed
Try to yell at me again, and I'll make you wish you never existed..

What are you doing? your a fat little prick with a Napoleon dick, you smell like a Dirty Sanchez tequilla, so, bow down to the Gal from the Mary LAND!

You steal raps from official ERB's, congratulations!
That proves nothing about your skill in the rapping foundation
Who the heck are you even? I've never seen you here before
Come up with some new material before coming at me, whore.

[Spars]

Just give up already, there's better things I could be doing today
Like my girlfriend, who's less of a slut than you anyway
You think it's funny to rape? Well I've raped your rhymes a thousand times
I'll rip you apart like a saw trap and leave your corpse suspended in time
I'm a god, you puny c**t, why don't you go lick your own nuts
I have a Saint named after my real name, you dumb f**k
You suck so hard, you got a job working at a playboy mansion
Sucking every dude that walked for a very small ransom
You're like a wet powder keg because you failed to explode
I'm like a VOLCANO compared to you, you buck-toothed toad
You caught the glimpse of heaven before getting dragged through hell
And all you can respond with is "I did your mother as well!"
I've heard less bullshit from a bull, and that's me being kind!
So what if I'm bisexual, you homophobe, suck on my massive pine
Tree, because I don't give a shit if you're pissed
Try to yell at me again, and I'll make you wish you never existed..

What are you doing? your a fat little prick with a Napoleon dick, you smell like a Dirty Sanchez tequilla, so, bow down to the Gal from the Mary LAND!

You steal raps from official ERB's, congratulations!
That proves nothing about your skill in the rapping foundation
Who the heck are you even? I've never seen you here before
Come up with some new material before coming at me, whore.

*off topic*

/says the guy who stole Babe Ruth's first two lines with a little change

[TheFlameLord]

[quote=The Codfather]

Just give up already, there's better things I could be doing today
Like my girlfriend, who's less of a slut than you anyway
You think it's funny to rape? Well I've raped your rhymes a thousand times
I'll rip you apart like a saw trap and leave your corpse suspended in time
I'm a god, you puny c**t, why don't you go lick your own nuts
I have a Saint named after my real name, you dumb f**k
You suck so hard, you got a job working at a playboy mansion
Sucking every dude that walked for a very small ransom
You're like a wet powder keg because you failed to explode
I'm like a VOLCANO compared to you, you buck-toothed toad
You caught the glimpse of heaven before getting dragged through hell
And all you can respond with is "I did your mother as well!"
I've heard less bullshit from a bull, and that's me being kind!
So what if I'm bisexual, you homophobe, suck on my massive pine
Tree, because I don't give a shit if you're pissed
Try to yell at me again, and I'll make you wish you never existed..

What are you doing? your a fat little prick with a Napoleon dick, you smell like a Dirty Sanchez tequilla, so, bow down to the Gal from the Mary LAND!

You steal raps from official ERB's, congratulations!
That proves nothing about your skill in the rapping foundation
Who the heck are you even? I've never seen you here before
Come up with some new material before coming at me, whore.

*off topic*

/says the guy who stole Babe Ruth's first two lines with a little change[/quote:fstgnzkv]
(Glad you noticed the irony of that xD)

[The Gal from the Mary Land]

Just give up already, there's better things I could be doing today
Like my girlfriend, who's less of a slut than you anyway
You think it's funny to rape? Well I've raped your rhymes a thousand times
I'll rip you apart like a saw trap and leave your corpse suspended in time
I'm a god, you puny c**t, why don't you go lick your own nuts
I have a Saint named after my real name, you dumb f**k
You suck so hard, you got a job working at a playboy mansion
Sucking every dude that walked for a very small ransom
You're like a wet powder keg because you failed to explode
I'm like a VOLCANO compared to you, you buck-toothed toad
You caught the glimpse of heaven before getting dragged through hell
And all you can respond with is "I did your mother as well!"
I've heard less bullshit from a bull, and that's me being kind!
So what if I'm bisexual, you homophobe, suck on my massive pine
Tree, because I don't give a shit if you're pissed
Try to yell at me again, and I'll make you wish you never existed..

What are you doing? your a fat little prick with a Napoleon dick, you smell like a Dirty Sanchez tequilla, so, bow down to the Gal from the Mary LAND!

You steal raps from official ERB's, congratulations!
That proves nothing about your skill in the rapping foundation
Who the heck are you even? I've never seen you here before
Come up with some new material before coming at me, whore.

Im the new girl in town, so you better get out of here, whore.
Ill tell you to get out like Mr Rogers, Fat Albert has more swag then you.
Your a joke, your broke, you fat bloke. you really don't know how to stroke that funky Carrot Head hair of yours.

I come at you like a Luftwaffe, Send my Panzer Divisions to massacare you with Rhyme.

[Katz]

Get the fuck out of here, it's none of your biz.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK A RHYME IS?
Now that is clearer, I need no debate.
You just copy and paste from every ERB ever made.
New user on here? No one gives a fuck, you're lame.
ERB rhymes will never be the same.
Your the one person for all to blame.
I'll fuck shit up with just the slip of my hand.
And I'll gladly come over there and stick my dick through Mary Land!

(Take no offense, I was just board! Welcome to the forums Mary!=) )

[Uprising]

You suck
Like Lewis and Clark
Ill put you in an urn
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNN

[The Gal from the Mary Land]

You suck
Like Lewis and Clark
Ill put you in an urn
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNN

Is that the best you can come up with? please, Ive seen better raps from squeeze cheese.
Dude, your a gay ass white rip off of Holmes.
So go Build my home Sucker, Take your Monocule and Pipe and shove it up your dick.
You can suck it yourself you know, cause I get more pussy everyday then you sir. you 40 Year Old Virgin.
Take that, sucker, take that burn!!!!!!!!

[Spars]

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A chick joined, time for a lap dance

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