You vs The Person Above

[LAWLzoR]

Ah hello, Dear lawly, How have you been?
I thought you quit on the rap battle scene?
Too many questions for my dear friend here,
But for now, I'm going to spread some fear!
Listen here pony lover, You deserve a spankin'
In this thread, I own the money, Look at me bankin'
You're the Grammar Nazi people always hate and despise
But don't worry little Wyatt, You're always "Special" in our eyes
I'll attack you like your a titan and snap your neck into pieces
Now don't go back in this thread, stop showing up, out and about
Just leave, and let me reign, As i repeat.. GET OUT

It's **You're you little prick now listen here Yellow
you just need to relax and be a little more mellow
I am special, I'm the only one teaching you guys
I'm the one to thank if your IQ ever does rise
you post gifs everywhere like you depend on it
I spit rhymes so amazing and fast like a comet
You? A rapper? Oh thanks for the comedy
cuz every time you rap it's like reading a monstrosity
when you're rife with devastation, here's a little explanation
you won't upset us with your raps! We have low expectations.

[Faker]

It's **You're you little prick now listen here Yellow
you just need to relax and be a little more mellow
I am special, I'm the only one teaching you guys
I'm the one to thank if your IQ ever does rise
you post gifs everywhere like you depend on it
I spit rhymes so amazing and fast like a comet
You? A rapper? Oh thanks for the comedy
cuz every time you rap it's like reading a monstrosity
when you're rife with devastation, here's a little explanation
you won't upset us with your raps! We have low expectations.

LAWLZY! :3 *hugs* Now that that's over with, put your fists up.
I'll take your raps on the forum and Barium, leave you bruised and whupped!
Here's a Crash Course for this John Green wannabe, you little B!
When it's a rap against Wyatt I'm not lying when I say it's a letter to Mr. OCD.
I've got so many name changes, group exchanges, but none that'll surely change your fate,
because when Mew flies into the ring your chance of winning is like my Shiny percentage rate!
How's your group? Dying? What a catastrophe. You've acted rather irrationally.
And it's not even MLP, trust me, that's my #1 on TV, that makes me question your sexuality!
How's 'em Shakespeare tights treating ya? You've crossed me on the wrong day, man.
I'll eat you raw with some Vsauce. Your 'bud' Steam Punk is now in the palm of my hand!
So quit your forum sasssin', and come get this action,
because I ration your extraction will factor in my overall satisfaction.

[Moonjik]

Mew, you are my friend,
So I will not cause your lyrical end,
So take this verse with love and lots of kisses,
And somebody else will be receiving my disses,

[rangernumberx]

Mew, you are my friend,
So I will not cause your lyrical end,
So take this verse with love and lots of kisses,
And somebody else will be receiving my disses,

Spammer up! Against Cogs it's a big Brit showdown,
Disses as plentiful as taxi cabs in old London town.
At least, on my side. Was four lines all you could muster?
You may write decent battles with Z, but you're lacking luster.
From Glasgow to Dover I'll smash Thanatos like a looking glass,
You may be the OG spammer, but your time has passed!
This man's slipped, broke off the script, a bug in the coding like a rogue microchip,
You think you've thrown a Cog in the works, but you've only managed to cause a blip.

[GonadTheNomad]

Spammer up! Against Cogs it's a big Brit showdown,
Disses as plentiful as taxi cabs in old London town.
At least, on my side. Was four lines all you could muster?
You may write decent battles with Z, but you're lacking luster.
From Glasgow to Dover I'll smash Thanatos like a looking glass,
You may be the OG spammer, but your time has passed!
This man's slipped, broke off the script, a bug in the coding like a rogue microchip,
You think you've thrown a Cog in the works, but you've only managed to cause a blip.

Ranger, hai. :3
Get ready to lyrically die.
Actually, nah, cause I suck at this shit.
So, um, ello, you Drapionish twit?

[rangernumberx]

Ranger, hai. :3
Get ready to lyrically die.
Actually, nah, cause I suck at this shit.
So, um, ello, you Drapionish twit?

I'm pretty sure my facepalm could be heard in central France,
So many spamming idiots, not even trying to have a chance!
Look Gunnet the quatre, four lines just don't cut it here,
It's six upwards, obey this or the consequences are dear.
For you, a free short dis rap, effective immediately, chump,
Did somebody say birthmarks? No, you amoeba clump!
Here's some funny stuff, penetrating deep, straight into your sig,
Not even peanut butter could fix your flow, as broken stepped on as a twig.
Good clean fight? You've not earned that, with your 4th place style,
If you want to avoid those sticky keys, stop fapping to Dion's profile.

[Moonjik]

Yeah, "spamming", are you getting your disses out of books on ancient history?
Dude, that shit is older than your grandmother's sagging titties,
Lines like "amoeba clump" won't get you very far, kid,
Why waste more than four lines on this inactive piece of shit,

[YellowNerd]

Hey guys, what's goi-



When did this party turn from friendly to rage?
Y'all fight like y'all grown a lot of age
You be fightin' like batman just got demoted
You all need to swallow your ego's, Y'all too bloated.
Steam punk, go release some steam, punk
Go take a shower, you smell like a skunk
I'm an Asian, I get A's and i'm fucking flawless
I spit out rhymes like i'm a fucking faucet

[Hound]

it's time to show my rapping skills again
but an asian? really? that's a bit unfair for them
i'm the best, i cause mayhem
while your skinnier then a stem

Note to self: never rap again lol

[sane]