You vs The Person Above

[Faker]

How does this look, Doctor?

Spoiler: 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PERSONAL INTEREST!!!!
EPIC DOCTOR X!
VS!!
MEEEEEEWWW!
BEGIN!!

Mew:
Dude, your hubby's a Brad Wolf. At least I can keep my bitch tamed!
Quit with the drama, this ain't theatre. No special effect's with my rapping flame.
You call yourself a lyrical butcher, but all of us really know what that means.
You beat your meat raw before serving it to your parents and siblings!
"You're back? I didn't even notice you left" is what all these unoriginals would say,
but I hate to lie to a doctor, so I admit once you were gone I started to celebrate!
Back when this cheap site had a plain black layout, you were Rob's ERB cartel.
Snooping around behind the scenes, getting your 'fill' of Epic Rap Battle personnel.
I guess to be a Swedish doc you need to play a glitchy bitchy Tupac, to get your doctorate.
Now when the forum thinks of an outcast, they'll think of you, Mr. 'Epic' Doctor X!

Epic Doctor X:
Are you kidding me? Just after a few hours has passed,
A wild asshole appears and tries to shove lies up my ass!
Why drag Brad into this? I mean, I'm married to a predator,
While all you have is a cat.. Wouldn't call that a competitor.
I played a glitchy Tupac, but what the hell are you known for?
Changing your name so much no one knows who you are anymore?
You've got nothing against me, write down that in your poké-dex,
Thank you for your time, Best Regards, EDX.

Mew:
I'll disregard your regards, better be on your guard, EN GARDE!
I'll scalpel you into MY territory, and rip ya apart like Fake Pokemon cards.
You'll need a doctor, Doctor, because I'm playing a Player.
Get your gas mask ready cuz my dis spits venomous vapor!
At least I embrace change, while you're in a cardboard box begging for more.
You've jacked off so much, even Brad has a pussy bluer than yours!
You're Sweden's #1 talentless psycho, even when we put you next to Pewds.
And I've scorched Caterpie with more bite than you!

Epic Doctor X:
Are you actually trying to beat the Doctor X with word playin'?
That's the style I used that left Steam Punk abused, so start prayin'!
When we're through, Mew, you will be lying 6 feet deeper down,
I'm subconsciously beatin' your ass, call me Lavender Town!
You think you're greater than me, well I'm about to make it awkward,
You left Cleverbot confused - using the line of a doctor!
Don't even to beat me with another verse, you'll never succeed.
Just show me the white flag, bitch - You got beaten by a swede.

WHO WON!?
PROBABLY WON'T BE ONE NEXT!
SO NO ONE DECIDES!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PERSONAL INTEREST!!!!

[Epic Doctor X]

Perfect.

[YellowNerd]

Well, Ladida, Congrats for making a battle
I hope i don't cause a rattle
Cut the crap EDX and mew
You two fight like hitler and the jews
This is the YVTPA thread not the Mad libs

[Cool-The-Renegade]

Well, Ladida, Congrats for making a battle
I hope i don't cause a rattle
Cut the crap EDX and mew
You two fight like hitler and the jews
This is the YVTPA thread not the Mad libs

If you're gonna make a verse short, try a little harder to
make those lines strong, unlike the shit we hear from you.
You've been here for years but still battle with the worst
rhymes I've seen since when ERB used girls for the first
time! Your lyrics are vocal slime
I could find better lines going back in time...
A MILLION years; Before rap existed,
If failure is the mark, rest assured that you hit it
HARD. I'll rip you limb from limb
Until you're too afraid to shout your shitty raps again!
The amount of fucks you give, kid, equals those you get,
In less words, YellowNerd... Nobody gives a shit.

[Intellectual]

If you're gonna make a verse short, try a little harder to
make those lines strong, unlike the shit we hear from you.
You've been here for years but still battle with the worst
rhymes I've seen since when ERB used girls for the first
time! Your lyrics are vocal slime
I could find better lines going back in time...
A MILLION years; Before rap existed,
If failure is the mark, rest assured that you hit it
HARD. I'll rip you limb from limb
Until you're too afraid to shout your shitty raps again!
The amount of fucks you give, kid, equals those you get,
In less words, YellowNerd... Nobody gives a shit.

Hello, everyone, I'm jumping back on this train,
I'm now a freshman, triple honors, and I've got some lyrics to rain!
This is a royal serenade to explode like a grenade,
on the face of a not-so-cool renegade!
If you're like Beetlejuice, then I'm tightening the noose,
Squeezing every last drop of the life juice that you misuse,
R-for the ragtag raps you put together,
E-for your weak insults; force is equal to a feather,
N-for your never-ending stupidity; no originality what-so-ever!
You call his raps slime? Then I call your raps tax fraud,
Too powerful for the eyes of mortals? Then come face-to-face with a GOD!
You might have been cool before, but you've just been burned!
Given the lack of a body, this court rap has been adjourned!

[Faker]

Oh, go back to school, you ain't so Intellectual. Class is in session.
I ain't messin' or fessin', there aren't any cheat sheets for this lesson!
Triple honors my ass, this forum already has Kurt. Why another Asian?
My raps are hot to the touch amigo, so zesty flavorful it's Cajun!
No ten on ten, this is head to head, mano en mano.
Raps like Top Gun, so you can consider 'em full throttle!
It ain't a Death Tournament, motherfucker, this is child's play.
I'm Chuckie, you're Barbie, cuz you're raps ain't so placid, they're plastic and fake!
Cuz I see right through 'em, and frankly, you spit less fire than a dragon gone lame, okay!?
If you Rock the AM, then I guess you don't take the win because it's a little too late!

[Baldy Jr]

Hello, everyone, I'm jumping back on this train,
I'm now a freshman, triple honors, and I've got some lyrics to rain!
This is a royal serenade to explode like a grenade,
on the face of a not-so-cool renegade!
If you're like Beetlejuice, then I'm tightening the noose,
Squeezing every last drop of the life juice that you misuse,
R-for the ragtag raps you put together,
E-for your weak insults; force is equal to a feather,
N-for your never-ending stupidity; no originality what-so-ever!
You call his raps slime? Then I call your raps tax fraud,
Too powerful for the eyes of mortals? Then come face-to-face with a GOD!
You might have been cool before, but you've just been burned!
Given the lack of a body, this court rap has been adjourned!

Just posting to say, holy shit, I missed you.

[Dr. Stein]

Look who's back! It's Stein to rap again,
So it's time for this pretty shitty shitfest to end!
Yall must be joking to think that you got what it takes,
I see yall chokin, and croakin, just ain't makin the grade.
I've come to bring legitimacy back to this thread.
Back from the grave, I'll take yall to the land of the dead!
I'm a crazy sonuvabitch, so don't even mess with me,
i'll chop you down with mah scythe, make yo vision go hazy.
So bring you so-called cap-bustin greatest rapper wannabes,
just so they can get a look at TRUE greatness
shining through this verbal polygamy.

[ZombieLicker]

You call your self Stein, 'cause you're as ugly as the monster!
Your raps are no different than a broken down car, better get on-star!
I don't know you one bit, but I know you're not top shit
Just a boy who thinks his raps are richer than Mitt!
I destroy hearts and all, call me a natural disaster
You Don't stand a chance against me, you crazy bastard
You need to learn how to say 'y'all', then not use it so much
I've beat, murdered, exterminated your sorry ass and such

[Dr. Stein]

Hey ZombieLicker,
you should quit downin' that liqour,
cause you gotta be drunk,
to think you beat me, punk!
So let's bring back some vintage toxicwaste1!
It'll take more than that
for me to even think that you've won.
Natural Disaster? I'm the OG Diseased Master,
Time for a new track, cause i'm about to get faster,
I'm iller than the Black Plague, makin you go insane
I'm like mad cow disease gonna infect your brain
rot out your membrane, compared to me, zombies look tame.
So just try to rap better than this scythe weilding psycho,
cause compared to me, your goin slow-mo.
#YOLO