BrianBlate? U shud pls shut upOriginally Posted by BrineBlade
B4 I poor ur Bladeoraid in a cup.
Amirite? U were like... um.. are you nine?
Or wer u juzt scarid of me in Coolt9?
Ha I bet u cry evertim, I mayde u not win
U wer just a Muppet, a Puppet w/o fur skin
So u came in 8th plays or somethin'
Actually it was six, or something
So pls stop rapping b5 I get mad
I had to have to tell the mad lad he's been had.
Hey, I'm Katz, and I'm a former Global Moderator! Always here to talk! If you haven't already, register an account!
In my island of dreams, you are with me it seems
...is this supposed to be Terrible Joke Battles of Meh?
Or is Ludwig on the SSB4 Meth?
Yes, you betrayed me in Cult9 but I didn't lose then.
At least I got farther than the Top Ten.
I'll admit I had a bad plan with no chance
But at least I'm not a Turtle with no pants.
I mean come on, your plan went awry
All I had to do was just sigh
And tell everybody what the hell was gonna happen
While you go on and just go fappin'
Spoiler:
I see you tryin to slide your shitty defiance,
But I wasn't the one who asked for an alliance.
You pm'd because you were scared of the teams power
You even said I was the most fearsome, until our plan turned sour.
You thought that you could leave a scratch, but I'm not vinyl
You fail to see that Jim Henson would never bring Kermit to the finals.
You were just an easy marshmallow to go and cast your vote.
When you lost your usability your career went a float.
You say you made it past the final 10, you do?
Who the hell lets Polar get farther ahead of you?
When I actually try to rhyme, you best go pray to the lord
Because you're about to get lyrically stabbed... with your own sword!
Hey, I'm Katz, and I'm a former Global Moderator! Always here to talk! If you haven't already, register an account!
In my island of dreams, you are with me it seems
Tao of Blue
I know I was supposed to rap against one, but now I'll take on two!
A couple of loony toons going back and forth? Yep, that's you two!
BrineBlade, who are you telling me to go away?
Step up to me, and you're gonna pay!
As for you Ludwig, the one with the pantless turtle.
You made his hair blue, it should've been purple!
I've never seen rhymes that are lame as heck!
Keep fapping more, I'll put a noose 'round your neck!
You two need to go off and take a hike
'Cause what you boys don't know about me, I'm dope on the mike!
I've been immersed with music since I was 7 years old!
I'm the queen of the new age, so you two better try to save your souls!
You make me revert to my last name, you make me nuts.
Ludwig's hear has never been Purple, so lulwut?
Don't rhyme two of the same words
especially not in the worst raps ever heard
I don't have a pantless turtle, I am one
How much sense do you rhymes make? None.
If being a queen of the new age means you work Arby's
than I guess you are #sorrynotsorry
You don't get anything about my character, so I chuckle.
Go back into your shell of bad rhymes, like Shuckle.
If you want to continue rhyming? Well that won't go too well.
And besides, even the Looney Toons weren't too scared to say hell.
Hey, I'm Katz, and I'm a former Global Moderator! Always here to talk! If you haven't already, register an account!
In my island of dreams, you are with me it seems
You wanna take on two? We'll tag team you!
Two regular members against a rowdy noob.
I've never seen Ludwig's hair purple at all
Only blue and white (Like his balls)
You're dope on the mic? Didn't know you were Hitler!
I've been immersed with music since I was littler.
You think you're Queen of the new age?
VG Music is better and performed on the big stage.
You wanna battle me? Get to Beginner Blue.
Cause it seems like Rob's on here more than you!
(OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Spoiler:
Tao of Blue
Come on, you goons, is that all you got?
'Cause for me, your rhymes aren't worth snot!
I don't work at Arby's, I work in a cafeteria!
I've see better rap work in the Mind of Mencia!
Ludwig, I still think your avi character is pantless!
Your rhyme is so weak and oh so pointless!
As for you, BrineBlade, I ain't no Hitler!
What do I see in you, you remind me of Bette Midler!
You try to diss me, but it all comes out whack!
You're a total nut job that don't know Jack!
I hope you boys saved your best lines for last
'Cause when I'm through with you two, I'll make you all run fast!
You call me naked, but we don't even know,
are you a woman?!?! or are you a bro?!?!
Hey, I'm Katz, and I'm a former Global Moderator! Always here to talk! If you haven't already, register an account!
In my island of dreams, you are with me it seems
Yo, I am back
and ready to attack
I dont know you
You must be new
I am the best
Better than the rest
Im out
hey
Tao of Blue
Hey B.S.B, your rhyming is pretty short.
Don't you have anything else to say in this court?
You say you're back and you're ready to attack.
Attack what? I don't know where your rival's at!
You also said you're better, I'd say you're the worst.
You've got over 4,000 posts but can't drop a verse.
What does Fubusger even really mean?
That's the stupidest line I've ever, ever seen!
You like to turn things inside out.
The only thing you'll be turning is those words coming outta your mouth!
I hope you have choice words for me and it better be long,
'Cause what I've just seen right now is just another Swan Song!
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